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5:01 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TAKE A VISA TO VIENNA AND TRAVEL TO PRAGUE by user28383 on travel.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector Yes, you can. This is how Schengen works. Relax.

user259867

Wait, if there is no business in Austria, this will be a problem. One is expected to apply to a consulate of the primary destination.

James

Is this a candidate for low quality? stackoverflow.com/review/helper/7620629

Its obviously way too broad

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp.

SmokeDetector

@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

user259867

5:06 AM

@ProgramFOX The negative lookbehind in email regex should also exclude /; this fp had http://www.mail-archive.com/grub-devel@gnu.org/msg16403/autoiso.cfg

Jason C

@Shog9 @pizza Actually, I'm confused. "Unsalvageable" raises a close flag that you can pick, and the "Low Quality" link in H&I lets you put it back into triage thus exposing it to the possibility of that flag again. So does that mean if I'm out of CVs, I should click "Low Quality" to send it back to Triage, in hopes that it won't return to H&I and will get flagged for closure and pushed to the Close Queue instead?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: My under eye concealed by jimllii ahhh on meta.stackexchange.com

user259867

@JasonC My understanding is that when you want to push something from H&I to Triage, the VLQ flag is the right tool, regardless of your supply of CVs.

Jason C

It would be interesting to see how many unsalvageable questions get shuffled around in the Triage -> Should Be Improved -> H&I -> Low Quality -> Triage loop before ultimately getting ejected by Unsalvageable.

user259867

@JasonC There is some time limit after which it's not re-triaged anymore.

Jason C

5:15 AM

@pizza Hmm... but why not just CV instead and skip triage, to avoid extra work, if you know it's close-worthy?

James

:3278813 tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

James

ahhhh

i suck at this

Jason C

@pizza Do you know what happens to it if it's not re-triaged? Is it forced to the Close queue?

user259867

@James Don't worry; spammers on Meta don't live long anyway.

SilentKiller

5:17 AM

@James haha i shocked that why it is fp.

James

i hit f but meant t

can someone fix it

Jason C

Nah, don't worry about it. It'll get taken care of soon enough even without us.

James

But it got added to the wrong baysian type

and the user is whitelisted

user259867

@JasonC I don't know; going to guess that after a while, VLQ just sends it to Close instead of Triage.

user259867

@James For deleted users, it makes no difference if they are whitelisted or blacklisted.

user259867

5:19 AM

Nearly all of blacklist is already dead.

SilentKiller

SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/q/253062/177257 ^ deleted one

user259867

!!/addblu meta.stackexchange.com/users/288375/sally-urquhart

SmokeDetector

@pizza User blacklisted (288375 on meta.stackexchange.com).

user259867

There, fixed.

SilentKiller

cheers

SmokeDetector

5:22 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Tapered spent yes to convey but is it good and oil by poppyshort on drupal.stackexchange.com

Alexis King

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@AlexisKing Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in La Lumieres by Mary Galvan on askubuntu.com

Alexis King

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@AlexisKing Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

James

Where can I find info about what happens when you click question is very low quality
in H&I queue

does it just send it straight to the VLQQ?

user259867

5:29 AM

No, it goes to triage. The LQRQ on SO no longer has any questions.

James

so it gets kicked back to triage?

fair enough

Why is shit like this in there??? stackoverflow.com/review/helper/7620707

user259867

Jason just posted about this on meta: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/289749/…

Jason C

@James The info you want is at meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/288385/… - SE needs more flowcharts like this all around. It's a pretty good overview.

James

Yep, just stumbled on that

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@James Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Exactly when to stop unwanted former another by moli aalo on superuser.com

Jason C

5:36 AM

Smokey should just automatically raise a spam flag on a question if it gets an fp from James.

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

James

@JasonC heeeeeeyyyyy!!! I'm still learning the in's and out's of smokey

Jason C

Lol

James

Ok, so I'm in H&I, there is a questions I can edit, to make better but it's still just a shit question

what should I do?

Jason C

5:40 AM

I'm not sure... What I usually do is go to the question directly and just vote to close it, then skip it in H&I. I think ideally it should be flagged LQ to go back to Triage, where hopefully somebody will close flag it from there, but I don't trust that system just yet because of the "Should Be Improved" button. I don't know if my approach is the best.

James

I'm so close to my bronze java and hibernate badges

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: How To Get Fair White Skin by Rosa Mcgrath on meta.stackexchange.com

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

SilentKiller

gone

SmokeDetector

6:01 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care on killing me polices by Marsha Boyce on drupal.stackexchange.com

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Rapid Repair Eye Serum Diabetes - “silent Killer” by duncawal495 on meta.stackexchange.com

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Need a programmer by alex1991 on programmers.stackexchange.com

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

6:09 AM

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

James

winds whistles through the deserted room

Unihedro

Meh.

Just wait until the election finishes and the candidates stops trying to gain exposure by visiting many rooms. Then it's truly deserted.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: I WANT TO CREATE DATABASE FOR ONLINE BARTAN SHOPPING PORTAL by user3539870 on stackoverflow.com

James

sad trumpet

Qantas 94 Heavy

I'd prefer the bugle

James

6:22 AM

!!/so2015

SmokeDetector

@James Yay for the 2015 Stack Overflow Moderator Election! Primaries begin in 4 days, 13 hours, 37 minutes and 28 seconds.

!!/apiquota

@James 5389

!!/queuestatus

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James

6:27 AM

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@James It's pizza's fault.

user259867

Yeah, right. Remains unclear when the API quota is going to be renewed.

Jan Dvorak

@Qantas94Heavy would you like a... daily bugle?

James

How the hell does this get 5 upvotes??? Its a basic language construct stackoverflow.com/questions/29530777/…

Unihedro

@James Ikr. It's an 'rtfm' thing.

Jan Dvorak

6:35 AM

Maybe it's because it's so general

James

surely there has to be a duplicate somewhere?

Jason C

@James Dupe of stackoverflow.com/questions/2309964/…

I really, really, really wish I had close votes left to gold hammer that one.

James

I really, really, really wish I had close votes..... period

Unihedro

...

Well, I voted to close it as a duplicate.

James

I flagged as a duplicate

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29530777/… duplicate of stackoverflow.com/questions/2309964/…

SilentKiller

6:41 AM

already flagged. need 1 more

Unihedro

\o/

SilentKiller

\o

Unihedro

stackoverflow.com/tags/cucumber/info sanity check please, does it come from wikipedia?

Patrick Hofman

@Unihedro Obviously. They even copied the [6][7]...

@Unihedro reverted

Unihedro

Thanks!

James

6:54 AM

question is marked as a duplicate, but they still get the positive rep

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/29188225/1699210

Unihedro

@James Blame the people who upvote every single thing in the galaxy.

James

@Unihedro bloody silly people

bummi

blacklist candidate en.virtualdiskrecovery.com

Roombatron5000

@JasonC i got many disputed for that today, dang triage robos

Unihedro

6:57 AM

Meh, having triage open for all is a bad idea.

Patrick Hofman

cv-pls still a recommendation stackoverflow.com/questions/29531737/…

James

I think having StackOverflow open for people who can't formulate basic sentences is a bad idea

bummi

cv-pls superuser.com/q/807156/172747

user259867

Apr 5 at 21:33, by pizza

@bjb568 Additionally: an upvote to an answer to a closed question costs 1 rep.

Jason C

I think having the internet open to the public without requiring some sort of internet driver's license is a bad idea.

2

Jan Dvorak

7:01 AM

@James and that's why I don't want BJB running for a mod

user259867

^^^ add this to your mod nomination and I'll vote for you. :)

Unihedro

@JasonC OMGZ I AGREE SO MUCH

@pizza ... But... It's not like as a mod one can make that happen :p

user259867

Yeah, I know moderators are not running on the platform of feature requests... :(

James

@pizza That's actually quite a brilliant idea

Roombatron5000

@JasonC you're not going to get the 94 year old votes with that stance

Unihedro

7:04 AM

!!/blame someone for people upvoting every single post there is

SmokeDetector

@Unihedro It's Qantas 94 Heavy's fault.

Unihedro

:O

user259867

Qantas has 797 upvotes vs 9986 downvotes. Smokey has been smoking something.

3

James

229 up vs 309 down for me

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: What are the benefits of it? by lelinajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

bummi

7:09 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Patrick Hofman

cv-pls too broad, no specific platform, all answers are guessing stackoverflow.com/questions/29531835/…

Roombatron5000

SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/questions/253070/are-you-kidding-me-are

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Are you kidding me are by Anna King on meta.stackexchange.com

J. Steen

Morning!

Jason C

7:11 AM

> Are you kidding me are you kidding me is this really happening it was just like this major transformation it started to happen to my face

2

Patrick Hofman

@J.Steen Good morning :)

Jason C

That's terrifying.

Roombatron5000

Gilsha, Kerala - Thrissur

2k 1 4 19

J. Steen

Boo, Inf removed the stars.

2

user259867

Kafka's Metamorphosis

Patrick Hofman

7:12 AM

@JasonC Indeed. And disturbing.

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/19994246/1699210

Unihedro

F*cebook is blocked on your network. — Will Apr 2 at 19:05

Unnecessary censorship

Patrick Hofman

@Unihedro So?

J. Steen

I find it highly appropriate. F*cebook sucks.

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedro do we allow swearwords like "facebook" in open like this now?

Unihedro

7:15 AM

LOL

:O

:O

O:

O8

Oi

7:17 AM

(-i

J. Steen

:£

James

c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

J. Steen

I need something to cv.

Get a start to the day.

James

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29530486/… too broad

Jason C

@James I went to a Catholic high school and yelled that out in church once, and my friend sitting next to me got kicked out.

J. Steen

7:18 AM

How about this!

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29532136/…

Jason C

I did the perfect voice, too.

J. Steen

@JasonC Rebel.

one last...

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29532106/…

SilentKiller

status-closed

Jason C

Oh right. I totally have to work that story into my platform.

J. Steen

REBEL YELL

She cried moar, moar, moar.

Jason C

7:21 AM

Lol, excellent use of moar.

Jan Dvorak

You missed half of it. Also, it was a male raven.

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/22411136/1699210

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Why Yii Criteria does not work directly? by Arash t on stackoverflow.com

James

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

@James Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

7:24 AM

@SmokeDetector fp

James

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29531342/… requests

bummi

blacklist candidate pptrecovery.com

SilentKiller

cya!

J. Steen

Why. Why would anyone set up a dev and test environment environment that is entirely separated by port numbers?

James

@J.Steen U WOT MATE!

J. Steen

7:30 AM

dev: 81, test: 87, test2: 88, accept: 89 etc etc...

James

searches history for the headbanging gif

J. Steen

It would have been starred, but Inf REMOVED IT.

James

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29532435/… blatantly off topic

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@James It's J. Steen's fault.

Roombatron5000

!!/blame me

SmokeDetector

7:40 AM

@Roombatron5000 It's bummi's fault.

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: can anybody help me to correct this "argv" program? by venkat on stackoverflow.com

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

!!/blame

@SmokeDetector fp

James

@SmokeDetector fp

beat me

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

SmokeDetector's being slow today..

real slow, actually

!!/reboot

maybe its quota's been filled

bummi

blacklist candidate convertosttopstfree.org
blacklist candidate osttopst.org

James

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

7:43 AM

@James You doubt me?

Jan Dvorak

If stackEgg was using the API there would have been no performance issues.

James

!!/quota

bummi

spam superuser.com/q/899461/172747

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

!!/alive

James

!!/quota

@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ He told me he's alive

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

7:44 AM

Looks like @SmokeDetector's got some bug

Jan Dvorak

@James lies

James

1 min ago, by SmokeDetector

@James You doubt me?

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

@James plz send teh coffee

Jan Dvorak

@SmokeDetector I do, actually

James

!!/quote

!!/quota

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

7:45 AM

@James Yes, but seems to have some problem processing the chat

James

@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ true

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

@James Stop that, it's not helping

Try a reboot.

!!/reboot

James

did it work?

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

Don't think so..

!!/reboot

James

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

7:49 AM

@James You doubt me?

!!/apiquota

@James -1

ahhh

blacklist candidate coinfreenav.com

James

theres the problem

bummi

7:50 AM

spam superuser.com/a/899462/172747

Sam

@bummi Added.

Jan Dvorak

StackExchange, StackExchange who blocks legitimate spam filters but lets themselves be DDoSed by an April Fool's Day joke of their own.

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

!!/status

SmokeDetector

@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Running since 07:48:19 UTC (3 minutes)

bummi

@Sam thanks, I did add/report some more this morning

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

7:51 AM

At least it rebooted itself.

!!/queuestatus

SmokeDetector

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James

so what happens now that Smokey has run out of API quota?

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ

@James We;ll have to wait 'til it rolls over.

!!/apiquota

Jason C

7:55 AM

!!/alive