x^y -- the ultimate !=

If I'm using Java I prefer copious use of things like Comparisons.getDefaultComparisonFactory().for("inequality").newInstance().invok‌​e(x, y).

<@joosa> how do you say float in java? just 1.5f?
<@Gliptic> FloatFactoryFactory.getInstance(FloatFactoryFactory.defaultInstanceDescriptionString).getFactory(Locale.getLocale("en-US")).createBuilder().setString("1.5").getResult()

@Doorknob !(x==y)

Ugh, factories.

Good for abstraction... but horrible to read.

@hichris123 oops

too late to edit :(

Damn out of stars.

@Doorknob What channel was that from? :)

@AlexisKing It's just a quote from bash.org.

@Doorknob Ah, gotcha.

This one's still my favorite.

<Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ!qdammit[esc]qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat

s/vi/emacs/

@pizza It's not even worth it. Even with copy editing it's still unclear, android.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/84605

Yay, 5 rep ahead of Astro again!

!xkcd blame

:3285013

@TheWobbuffet It's @bjb568's fault.

When isn't it?

why isn't bjb saying it's smokedetector's fault? :(

@pizza And the answer doesn't even make sense. I don't know what "Edimax with TP-Link" means; they're competing companies. He probably means one is the access point (irrelevant) and the other is his interface (no model # included) but it's impossible to tell which.

@pizza I flagged answer as non-answer/should be comment. Looks like Android Enthusiasts is a bit of a Wild West.

I liked his use of .. instead of ... . Classy.

such rain here

Android.se gets rough sometimes. It's a much wider user base than the programming and software-specific sites.

@bjb568 MOBILE HOMES WILL BE DESTROYED

somebody say "It's SmokeDetector's fault." or include it in your message

@JasonC :o

hail

… or maybe not

Certainly was noisy tho

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: KSOAP ILLEGAL PROPERTY by Paula Camargo on pt.stackoverflow.com

@bjb568 shouldiblamecaching.com

@TheWobbuffet Haha what

Blame caching for the noise

The bigger the hail, the deeper the cache

yo

yo

oy*

@Doorknob na, no way

I just posted 6 answers on GL in the last hour.

@pizza i made a bot that blames bjb after he blames smokedetector

@Doorknob ik, I've only seen that 1,001 times by now... xD

Yeah, this can be 'the room of mutual blame'

:D

I want to eat you, pizza

I want to climb you, tree

I want to turn you, knob

@Doorknob I want to call you dumbbell :P

doorbell

I want to pet you, cat

gahh this weird profile picture with small text is still here... i blame caching

@TheWobbuffet I want to hang the cat for treason

there really should be a room of mutual blame

@TheWobbuffet that's what I just said...

I think a room of mutual blame would be nice

@TheWobbuffet :D

no, you said this should be the room of mutual blame. I propose one shall be created

@Doorknob that's what I just said...

i'm too scared to create it

That's what I just said

:(

Ese es hablé

i propose a game room where you specifically blame someone about their name/profile pic

("that's what I said," not sure how to say "I just said" :P)

if fun is indeed allowed here to that extent

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: I cannot create a window in c using CreateWindow by user3482545 on stackoverflow.com

@Doorknob acabo de decir?

no hablas espanol

@pizza Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

@TheWobbuffet :o

@TheWobbuffet scaredycat

or 'scaredysheep'

gah

you could get in some trouble if that room is taken down :/

idec

@pizza It's only on SO

I bought a house, moving in June, but wanted a garden so said f*ckit and got all of my fish tank / reef lights I Wasn't using and made a mini garden with 3ft deep pots in the corner of my appt.

currently growing carrots and cantaloupe

sorry I just wanted to share.

@pizza lol

:( yeah what happened to them

@rlemon u should run intpo some trouble and ask about it on GL

right now things are starting to just get about 1.5" out of the ground. I'm wondering if I should put an oscillating fan in front of the 'garden' on low?

make them a bit stronger right?

@rlemon It would help, yah. Just don't blow them the whole way over :P

:D

I'm gonna take it easy and play some minecraft. Make them kids jealous :D

Actually, Ima eat supper, then take it easy and play some minecraft

what do people find fun in minecraft, spending hours getting that one diamond?

@TheWobbuffet I'm gonna be playing mc swat on a multiplayer server

where 2 teams start from different spots on a battle map, and the last team with live players wins

ah

i'm making a minecraft server atm where the main game will be basically clash of clans

my friend is going to, for free, give me a 64-bit processor and a quad-core cpu

because he has them lying around... and i told him he gets 50% profits

Also some bow spleef, a big arena of tnt over lava, everyone has bow and arrows, and you try to shoot the floor out from under everyone else. Last player standing wins.

I'm good at that one

heh, i'm going to turn this, like, 10 year old computer into a server

ok i gtg do homework and stuff

@TheWobbuffet haha, I had my big kit computer running as a mc server, but not now.

Now it's just a backup server with overkill processor, graphics card, etc

it also turned up on my phone earlier today

I currently have a 720 line PHP file. I think I should trim this down... somehow...

ctrl + a, del, ctrl + s

:P

@pizza I saw

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Server stuck in INTERNAL DDL LOG RECOVERY IN PROGRESS by Dinesh on dba.stackexchange.com

I got 6753 on 106.186.25.143/kuku-kube/en-3

Beat that!

@bjb568 ... what script did you use?

@Undo bjb is a robot

@Undo hehe, write your own