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user259867
12:17 AM
So I read How to execute a JavaScript function when I have its name as a string. But I don't have a window object in Apps Script... eval, then?
 
user259867
Current version: if (/^\w*$/.test(string)) { eval(string)(); }
 
user259867
I can't think of something that consists of 0-9A-Za-z_ only and is a malicious JS code.
 
user259867
> there's no need to go hoarding bananas
 
user259867
I imagine people trying to do that...
 
user259867
Anyway, bananas are meh.
 
user259867
!xkcd find fruit chart
 
@NormalHuman Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
 
user202362
12:36 AM
but I love watermelons ...
 
user202362
and I craved for pineapple ... was it yesterday? ... which is strange because that doesn't happen often
 
user259867
Those are in the tasty half-plane.
 
@xkcdBot the problem is that you need a machete not a rock to open a coconut...
in less than a minute you could be enjoying a coconut
@NormalHuman did you see stackoverflow.com/a/18282021/792066?
 
Any idiot who calls tomatoes untasty should quit effing buying them from a store and grow them himself.
 
btw, I love most fruits, except pears and watermelons... to watery for me
 
12:42 AM
Also, throw the Red Delicious to the swine who don't deserve them and keep the Honeycrisps for yourself.
 
user259867
@Braiam Seems essentially the same as eval.
 
without eval?
I presumed you said eval is evil
 
user259867
I didn't say it was evil. I think the way I wrote the conditional is fine.
 
user259867
The point is, writing new Function(string) and then invoking it is not much different from eval(string). You are still executing whatever the string contains.
 
@SmokeDetector narq
 
-2
Q: Display starred chat messages on a user's site profile

Jon EricsonEver since chat was introduced as a third place, it's been a bit of a third wheel. Many people have entirely functional experiences asking and answering questions without ever finding chat rooms. Even if their comments are moved to chat, it's not obvious that there's an entire world of chat hidin...

 
user259867
Not viable.
 
user259867
That Jaydles post I linked above explains how the standards are different between posts, username, and about-me box. Location matters. Chat is an entirely different location.
 
which post by Jay?
 
user259867
1:01 AM
51
A: Is it acceptable to insult god in a user profile?

JaydlesWendikidd mostly nailed this, but here's the semi-official guideline: Generally speaking, your "about me" is just that—what you want to share with the world, and we try to allow users a good bit of freedom there. However, in the rare cases where what's there is likely to be truly offensive to l...

 
ah, that one.
 
1:35 AM
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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Apache log viewer / analyzer for OS X? by Undo on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
 
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@Undo Registered question as false positive and whitelisted user.
 
user202362
1:59 AM
@NormalHuman this is silly because I am pretty sure some people will get offended by a profile that says 'God is not a pig'
 
@SmokeDetector why
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE Post manually reported by user Undo in room Charcoal HQ.
 
user259867
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE testing
 
2:27 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Is the Field of View adjustable in Just Cause 3? by hue on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
2:45 AM
Test:
 
3:01 AM
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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to use an Xbox One controller wirelessly with a PC? by MicrosoftMustDie on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
in Stack Overflow en español on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 28 mins ago, by rnrneverdies
lo deseo con fiereza, sabes por que: hace años que veo a stack overflow como algo inalcanzable, por la barrera del idioma.
Save that. Seriously.
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What Are The Ingredients Formulated In Skinology Cream? by user310733 on stackoverflow.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Male Enhancement Technique by xanderjac on askubuntu.com
 
4:28 AM
Spam o’clock. Night all.
 
testing image delay
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: How lengthy do you have to apply it? by codis jams on superuser.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What is Muscle Building? by RandalMartin on superuser.com
 
4:46 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: All In One Anti Aging Beauty Care Cream by Zanransyarik on superuser.com
 
user259867
 
Nice tweet, shog
 
user259867
I see the danger of infinite recursion here.
 
user259867
4:57 AM
Are we participating? Should we set up a poll to decide on that? Should we set up a poll to decide on whether to set up a poll? Etc.
 
user259867
Which somehow reminds of committee work.
 
@NormalHuman Should we set up a poll to see how many other people feel this way?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What Is Raging Lion Male Enhancement? by slidfarnadi on askubuntu.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: INSTALL UBUNTU IN LENOVO G500S by S. SAMANTA on askubuntu.com
 
5:36 AM
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Best Online HADOOP Training In India? by multyjo on stackoverflow.com
 
What are the user-profiles which automatically post some questions like VedVani of chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/15189/hinduism? I remember probably one user-profile on AskUbuntu chat which puts Questions that are tagged with Ubuntu on Unix & Linux. So, I want to know this type of Mechanism
Suppose I want mechanism for putting questions that are tagged with linux-mint on my chat-room then How do I?
Need Help from who know/experience such a feature.
@NormalHuman can you help for above topic?
 
user259867
@Pandya If you a room owner, you can add a feed for questions with a specific tag. Go to info -> feeds and add a URL for the feed. The feed URL is found at the bottom of the tag page, unix.stackexchange.com/questions/tagged/linux-mint
 
5:53 AM
@NormalHuman OK. Thanks.
By the way, I got feed is posted by chat.stackexchange.com/users/-2/stackexchange
So, Is there any settings/configuration by whom this feed will be posted? @NormalHuman
 
user259867
@Pandya Only for moderators. meta.stackexchange.com/a/123580
 
@NormalHuman OK.
Thanks :D
 
user259867
No. Possibly classmates.
 
Ahh
Thanks :)
 
6:08 AM
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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Killing them softly: How did Dillon die? by Connor Leech on movies.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What is Optimind Reviews? by joshuamadison on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Sleep Deprivation In Change Workers by yanuszinz on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Illuminexa-Advanced Rejuvenating Anti-Age Formula by Harvey Marcus on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url-only title: http://lumalifteye.com/juvacell-reviews/ by petterjohn on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Energy drink for every by alexjhon2222 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: I need to send an email to everyone I've ever sent mail to by Drooopyys on webapps.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Does product Really Works? by shelbnjuriya on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body, blacklisted user: How do I Find missing emails? by Gmail customer Service on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
6:57 AM
This room is so blue!
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Determing The Best Weight Reduction Product by alnsohuson on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: How To Remove ad by eleaburns on webmasters.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: How Good Is Freeze Lip Plumper? by margarettchilds on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How To Remove Sysinternals Antivirus by eleaburns on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: How To Remove Sysinternals Antivirus by eleaburns on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: How To Remove ad by eleaburns on anime.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
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[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: How To Remove Sysinternals Antivirus by eleaburns on apple.stackexchange.com
 
7:38 AM
Strange pattern. This spammer starts with Drupal and Webmasters, then works the site in alphabetical order. By their given names, not by their URL's: Amateur radio (ham.SE) is also in his list.
 
7:58 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Business and log data separated by DB or Schema? by Shopping Adda on stackoverflow.com
 
8:11 AM
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: After having downloaded the more than a few by drewjuriya on askubuntu.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body, blacklisted user: How To Remove ad by eleaburns on arduino.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: FLASHING A CUSTOM ROM by shaikh nadeem on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)
 
8:54 AM
 
9:05 AM
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What is Baeuty Cream? by RobertBradford on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body, blacklisted user: How To Remove ad by eleaburns on ham.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: What are the Advantages of Raging Lion? by Peter Willam on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: UNINSTALLING APPLICATIONS FROM D DRIVE by usman raees on superuser.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: who is the best Customize consltancy by sas training on superuser.com
 
9:56 AM
spammy ...
 
10:09 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: TEMPORARILY DISABLE FOREIGN KEY CONSTRAINT by Elio on stackoverflow.com
 
10:32 AM
I edited that one Smokey
Anyone of the ancient users in here that can remember this:
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Q: Help finding SO podcast on human or bot

Devraj GadhaviCan someone please help me find SO podcast, where Jeff Attwood was annoyed with a person posting spam questions, by entering captcha values. It was an incident where questions with same title and text were posted numerous times within minutes. And it continued for a while until Jeff and SO team ...

 
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10:53 AM
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sd 4tpu-
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: .NET Online Training by pricila78 on stackoverflow.com
 
sd 2tpu-
there's spam on web apps now that's been there for five hours
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: undoubtedly be deprived of vital by sondramaria on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
11:14 AM
@balpha Feature request for you:
Can we add a button for those who want to get rid of the "I hate hats" button? — Hendrik Jan 9 hours ago
btw you can be sure that this guy understands recursion
 
I am interested in knowing The activeness of SE country-wise. In other words, Contributors from different countries participating to our SE Network. (Which are the top countries or Ranking etc.)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: is used by recognized individuals by Nakishajurim on stackoverflow.com
 
11:33 AM
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Illuminexa The aforementioned goes for scholas by nwrteygauvx on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@rene Thanks.
 
sd tpu-
 
11:50 AM
Did Smokey reboot several times?
 
@rene sometimes buttons for sorting at first row isn't available
actually for some sites like SO etc.
Otherwise available:
So, Do you've any idea why sorting feature missing for some sites? @rene
 
No, I don't but maybe there is a bug report on MSE and if not feel free to post one.
 
where? on meta.SE?
 
Yes
 
OK
 
11:57 AM
Poor Jon. -6 and falling.
 
@Pandya make sure you SEARCH first
@ShadowWizard yeah, that is really a bad idea
 
@rene see my comment, I think it's good to expose chat via site profile, but not like this, true.
5
A: Add sortable columns to Data Explorer's query results

Tim StoneI added support for this for tables with <= 5000 results (as a quick n' dirty way to handle IE's less-than-optimal performance here), pending a pull and redeploy of Data Explorer. The sorting is very basic and single-column to start with, but if more advanced use cases come up it could be expand...

When more than 5000 results, no sort.
sd tpu-
 
@ShadowWizard Thanks, now I understand why not available for SO
 
@Pandya I just noticed this query too that also puts a few common states next to countries... data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/42162/…
 
12:07 PM
By the way, When I forked it so as to sort by [number of users], the last line for SO shows only 9!
 
> WHEN UPPER(Location) LIKE '%, %' THEN 'United States'
o_O
 
Those USA people think they rule the world....
 
WHEN UPPER(Location) LIKE '%WISCONAIN%' THEN 'United States'
WHEN UPPER(Location) LIKE '%WISCONSIN%' THEN 'United States'
 
lol didn't notice that, although I guess it's near the bottom so a bit of a final catch of them
 
wonders how many SO users live in Wisconain...
 
12:14 PM
I think download CSV is better idea!
 
When I was looking at Rene's query I was looking at some of the Australian ones and noticed a few like Austria (no kangaroos)
 
Thanks to all @rene & @ShadowWizard
good-bye
 
bye
 
user202362
I have been thinking ... for those people who are clear on their purposes in life, they choose actions that would serve their purposes the best. For those who don't have clear defined goals in life (there are so many of them), maybe their goals and the preferences of their goals can be inferred from their actions? Maybe a lot of times people's inferred goals are not exactly what they want?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Appreciate actually will begin raise by loolkol on superuser.com
 
user202362
12:17 PM
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How Good Is Freeze Lip Plumper? by margx childs on unix.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
12:40 PM
@balpha I thought you had a cjk block?
23 hours ago, by balpha
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE added
 
1:21 PM
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE [:4286931] Body - Position 143-147: dick
 
user259867
Read only mode, a break from reports.
 
Panic!!
 
user259867
1:27 PM
Yes, the Chinese diploma mill again targets Apple, strange.
 
user259867
Read only mode solves the spam problem.
3
 
We didn't see an announcement of any maintenance, right?
Did someone pushed the wrong button?
How am I supposed to reach 20K if you keep putting the site in RO mode ...
 
user202362
I did full system scan, my PC is still acting funny. What should I do?
 
Buy a Mac
Or define funny
 
user202362
I have a mac
 
1:34 PM
@StackStatus What's with readonly mode?
 
user202362
Well, sometimes Chrome takes forever to load a page
 
probably routing issues again
 
@chmod666telkitty at startup?
 
probably someone accidentally bumped the write protect switch on the SD card that holds the database
 
are the other SE sites completely down for anyone else? not even getting an 'Offline' page for them
 
1:37 PM
for me, yes
 
maybe even a DDoS then, didn't they disable Cloudflare a couple of months ago due to caching issues?
 
user202362
I am restarting modem & PC to see if the problem persists (because google is acting funny, har!)
 
the only reason Chat's working is because it's hosted on a separate server..
@chmod666telkitty it's down for everyone, that won't do much
huh, I'm having issues with other (non SE) sites too, even on my mobile. sounds like a routing issue then
 
Ok, Nick, what did you do to the SQL Cluster this time?
 
> Stack Overflow is currently offline for maintenance
> We are investigating a database issue, updates soon.
@StackStatus
 
1:43 PM
We are investigating a database issue, updates soon.
 
We are investigating a database issue, updates soon.
 
sweet feeds
 
SE won't even load for me
I don't know how I'm chatting
 
@Feeds ha! got there before you, you automated piece of code!
 
Chat doesn't seem to be affected?
I can only reach SO
Anyone else with that?
 
1:46 PM
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE Chat's hosted on a separate server.
 
@cybermonkey same webserver, different DB server
 
How many developers are dying right now?
> Boss: WAT? WAI U NO KNOW HOW TO DO TEH CODEZ?
 
that'll explain it, I thought Stack Overflow was on a different db as well?
 
> Employee: Searches SO... "Halp! I can`t find teh codez!"
> Boss: YOURE FIRED!!!
 
1:47 PM
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE some
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE 4903110?
 
Ah. Long time no see bro https://t.co/uIqW6kFqr7
I also need one :P
@rene Lol
 
user202362
I am on my mac
 
I like this:
StackOverflow is down. All Indian IT companies forced to halt work.
6
 
so I was designing the structure of a new network for a program I'm creating, and my mate was like 'why did you get another server just to host the database on?'; I pointed them to StackStatus :)
 
1:50 PM
SO has nice maintenance page, but other network...
> We apologize for any inconvenience, but an unexpected error occurred while you were browsing our site. It’s not you, it’s us. This is our fault. Detailed information about this error has automatically been recorded and we have been notified.
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE Yeah, very nice. Not bigoted at all.
 
user202362
@cybermonkey google acted funny, not SE acted funny ... now chat crashed on my PC when I tried to log in because I cleared cache
 
SE app is also crippled due to reliance to SE API
 
user202362
but I can still chat here on my mac
 
ETA for fix: 6-8 weeks
 
1:51 PM
:)
@chmod666telkitty Different servers.
 
user202362
yeah I realized that
 
maybe SE should start investigating offloading its infrastructure to AWS or something (y'know, when something fails it'll automatically fail over, in fact I'm surprised SE doesn't have a failover DB server for backup)
 
(and so I came here just because SE is down :)
 
At least this gives me a chance to test some CSS tweaks related to the site notice. :)
 
1:54 PM
> We are narrowing down the Windows Cluster issue affecting Stack Overflow
 
@cybermonkey you're not serious, right? Because they have all that...
 
Also, why CSS-less SE?
 
There's your problem right there. Use a decent server OS and avoid the issue :P
 
@rene so why hasn't it failed over, if it really is a DB issue as the StackStatus Twitter says?
 
1:55 PM
#stackoverflow is down, google cache to rescue :) https://t.co/UG4Ha5QGJU
LOL
 
surely failover servers are designed for situations just like this?
 
The cluster is broken. That is beyond repair
 
Blocks everyone and goes back to SO-less super slow work
 
@rene ah, true
aww, now I have to get back to doing real work
 
We are narrowing down the Windows Cluster issue affecting Stack Overflow.
 
user202362
1:57 PM
 
Actually why is cdn.sstatic not down?
 
@Feeds what about the other SE sites? they're affected as well
 
user202362
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE Why should it be? It's not like it needs the DB in any way.
 
user202362
why meta error screen so boring? >_<
 
1:58 PM
@cybermonkey SE have changed their name to Stack Overflow, that might be what they mean.
 
Only meta and SO loads, weird
 
@terdon I thought it was that Stack Overflow was made a division of SE, not that SE actually changed it's name back?
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE error pages or the actual full sites?
 
This is the second incident with the cluster, right?
 
@cybermonkey Never loads
 
@cybermonkey AFAIK, and I might just be totally confused, the current situation is that SO Inc. runs the SE Network, which SO (the site) belongs to.
 
2:01 PM
Sorry guys
 
@cybermonkey No, Stack Exchange is now part of Stack Overflow. They changed the company name. I can't find the blog post for some reason but check out the description on blog.stackoverflow.com:
> ABOUT US

Welcome! We are Stack Overflow, home of Stack Exchange, Stack Overflow Careers, and over 100 Q&A sites.
 
Or something. I've basically just decided to ignore the whole name change for now, unless and until somebody provides some clear official guidance.
 
@terdon you're reading to much into Nick's StackStatus update tweets :)
 
this's persuaded me set up database replication with failover within the code (so if db connection fails, it automatically falls back to the other db)
 
Stack Overflow is coming back online now.
 
2:03 PM
@Feeds read-only mode is better than 'omg stack overflow is offline'
 
@balpha Ah, well, I was trying to give him a loophole :)
 
@cybermonkey ...and causes the other DB to fail too? ;)
 
> Sorry, your request could not be completed because it looked suspicious. If you meant to perform an action on Stack Overflow, please return to the previous page and try again.
I can't login
 
that ^
 
Try looking less suspicious. :)
 
2:05 PM
@IlmariKaronen nah, since the replication will be cold (i.e, regular replication every few hours, avoiding whatever caused the db to fail). would mean that some recent stuff might not be there, but at least i'd be better than a total db failure
 
Android.se does render a page now
 
Yay! We're back!
 
@StackOverflow IS FULLY BACK NOW! :()
:)
 
Ok, Post mortem on my desk by Monday, enjoy your weekend. ;)
 
I can unblock everyone now :P
 
2:07 PM
So... everything's back to normal...
(time to go, nothing to do here~)
 
Fellow doesn't collocate with brethren.
 
great, the first post on Android.SE after SE's down is this...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How can I force version 5.0.1 on Note 4 to only connect to 4G LTE when available? by kacper on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)
 
Come to think of it, has SE ever been down for longer than 1 days?
(I'm thinking of the compensation for bounty's duration, but I don't think it's useful if it never happened)
 
@AndrewT. interesting question but I can't recall any.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
2:33 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Inter Caste Love MARRIAGE lOVE Back SPECIALIST mOLVIJI+919828891153 by sayyedji on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
> Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'touches' of undefined
jQuery ^^
 
user259867
3:11 PM
> At 13:23:34.78 there was a connection timeout between the SQL master and both replicas, resulting in a loss of quorum. Digging. -- Nick Craver at 6:49 AM - 5 Dec 2015 via Twitter
 
3:23 PM
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