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3:01 PM
something @ gmail.com? Can I report a spam email?
@SmokeDetector tpu-
but yeah, short version: going through a gender transition here. I don't think Tim Post is, so Tina Post is probably not happening. ;) (cc @Bart)
@AdamLear laugh
@AdamLear Lol
So... you're now a man?
Or is this adult stuff I don't need to know
@AdamLear GL with everything; hope everything goes well
3:03 PM
@LynnCrumbling thanks!
Oh ok
Call the mod nukez?
Oh god CS teacher is making a bunch of getters and setters.
3:12 PM
> Field should always be private! You just need to make getters and setters!
Field field = ClassName.class.getField('somePrivateField');
Object o = field.get(null);
If you're still doing java
package personoop;

import java.util.*;
import java.lang.*;
import java.io.*;

abstract class Thing {
	int age = 0;
	abstract public String toString();

class Animal extends Thing {
	Boolean alive = true;
	Animal(int age, Boolean alive) {
		this.age = age;
		this.alive = alive;
	Animal(int age) {
		this.age = age;
	Animal() {}
	public String aliveString() {
		return this.alive ? "alive" : "dead";
	public String toString() {
		return "This animal is " + this.age + " years old and is " + this.aliveString();
Here's what I wrote on my own.
Boolean alive = true;
Why not small Boolean? What you did is the same as boolean alive = true;
I know that the chat kinda looks like an online Java ide @bjb568, but... trust me, your app will not run here. ^_^
3:29 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: What do you call the square brackets in a camera app or QR scanner? by atifa on ux.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE [:4192813] Body - Position 209-218: spyhunter
They should also use 'hi admin'
Oooh wordpress blog Reports
> You've reached complaints for the free blogs hosted at WordPress.com. The site you've indicated is not running on WordPress.com.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO START MAKING MONEY WITH BITCOINS? by Fabio Parrella on bitcoin.stackexchange.com
Adam, Jon, Shog, Balpha, Zypher, Bluefeet... all here. @nicael, what did you broke this time?
3:45 PM
Yay, sent a spam site request
@AdamLear ahw, I can dream, can't I? But yay for you! :)
@Bart Sorry, didn't mean to shatter your dreams. :)
Casts dream spell on @Bart
3:53 PM
Well, when you're good at something, it's just so hard to stop...
"Adam Lear - Dream Crusher" ... it has a ring to it ...
> in your opinion witch would be better to start off
Dat spalling dou
@bjb568 if you do that to my vector math code, I will cut you.
The GTUBE ("Generic Test for Unsolicited Bulk Email") is a 68-byte test string used to test anti-spam systems, in particular those based on SpamAssassin. In SpamAssassin, it carries an antispam score of 1000 by default, which would be sufficient to trigger any installation. == Contents == The contents of the string are as follows: XJS*C4JDBQADN1.NSBN3*2IDNEN*GTUBE-STANDARD-ANTI-UBE-TEST-EMAIL*C.34X and should be placed in the message body of an RFC 5322 compliant email message, without any linebreaks or whitespaces. There exist some varieties, notably the NAItube (which will carry a variable...
Can I post that on SE? (Kidding)
@Bart Passes @Bart chainsaw
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Does the Dead Can Dance song "Carnival of Light" mean anything? by Jeremy Browning on musicfans.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
4:11 PM
@SmokeDetector why
sd gone
Feels evil
@SmokeDetector why
@LynnCrumbling Body - Position 512-519: fucking
Reports same website to jetbrains for selling webstorm licenses.
Is somebody "name grabbed" a team name (a guy made JS, PHP and LAravel teams) is that a valid reason to flag it?
4:26 PM
@SterlingArcher For me, it would depend on who it is... if the person is highly active in all of those.. perhaps it's fine. Otherwise, feels a bit like squatting.
Guess you could always ping a mod to ask?
I don't know the guy, but he's not a regular to the JavaScript chat. Not saying he might not be a JS expert but we're hoping he didn't just name grab
I don't want to bother the mods. They'll see this and get back to me (I hope)
Hey, I can also name myself "Javascript" right?
Adam was active a bit ago..
I mean, we can name ourselves whatever we want
Yep, like "Bicycles" :)
4:28 PM
Only if it's something offensive like "****** are very *#&!" then we flag
Oh, so "*****cycles are &*!#"
Is that seriously matching on "adult"?
stackoverflow.com/teams/26/javascript This is the JavaScript team. The guy has 36 tag score in JS.
4:29 PM
@SmokeDetector why
@LynnCrumbling Username - Position 1-12: Brain Boost
We would like to assume control, since we're some of the most active JS developers on the site
(Or at least, the most active JS passions lol)
@SterlingArcher Does Jan know about it?
Jan Dvorak..?
4:30 PM
He hasn't been on too much recently
He's big into JS, isn't he?
@Shog9 sorry to ping, but could I get your views on the above convo? ^
14k rep user, eh?
Waits for chat refresh
4:33 PM
14k rep user with a 36 tag score in JS, with no description on the team or anything. We'd like to see that team filled with people who love JS and are very active in the tag
@SterlingArcher flag it, write a detailed explanation
10-4 sir, thank you
I'm going to ask the user if he's willing to release it to us first
Not the appearance of a team that loves JavaScript
4:35 PM
Yeah, we want to change that :(
I thought Shog loves JS Oh it's the team
@SterlingArcher Also, fix the caps
Trust me, we will lol
If I can't get a hold of Jimbo in the PHP room I'll flag with details asking for control of the team
Thanks Shoggy <3
Who is this Brent Ozar guy?
4:36 PM
He seems famous in SE
Gosh my spellings
@Derpy Nothing.
I have flagged the JS team. Thanks again Shog. Ping me if you need more details from me
Wow 40 flags...
Windows 3.1 ... and I thought XP users were out of date ... itpro.co.uk/security/25597/…
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: BUYING BITCOINS WITH CREDIT CARD by Fabio Parrella on bitcoin.stackexchange.com
@Bart :p
I've just noticed quite a funny thing with tag editor - I actually almost never use it. I always click "edit" to edit tags, forgetting I have the tag editor
@InfiniteRecursion please, this one deserves a pin.
4:58 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: REORDERING ARRAY BY VALUE TYPE by SAFA on stackoverflow.com
Today's xkcd comic (Flashlights):
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6:23 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: VirtualBox fails to start on Windows Server 2003 by niggers on superuser.com
7:04 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: VirtualBox fails to start on Windows Server 2003 by niggers on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, offensive title detected: I'll fucking splash white paint on you, you PAKI FUCKERS by niggers on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: I'll fucking splash white paint on you, you PAKI FUCKERS by niggers on superuser.com
7:57 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Extremely difficult 11 month old baby by Jade Stone on parenting.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector why
@rene Body - Position 57-66: moderator
that is a bad keyword indeed
well, it worked...
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: How will it work ?\](//superuser.com/questions/1000300) by [malzijuriya on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: Creating electricity from mains water pressure. by user98427 on physics.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
8:10 PM
rude ^^
hmm let's try this notify thing
!!/notify 89 codegolf.stackexchange.com
@Doorknob You'll now get pings from me if I report a post of codegolf.stackexchange.com, in room 89 on chat.meta.stackexchange.com
!!/notify 89 puzzling.stackexchange.com
@Doorknob You'll now get pings from me if I report a post of puzzling.stackexchange.com, in room 89 on chat.meta.stackexchange.com
8:22 PM
!!/notify 89 superuser.com
@bwDraco You'll now get pings from me if I report a post of superuser.com, in room 89 on chat.meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SMS API INTEGRATION IN ZEND by BY28 on stackoverflow.com
8:48 PM
yay i made the starboard
Q: In the Name of God

Hamed Baghal GhaffariPlease find $$ \sum\limits_{n=1}\limits^{\infty}\frac{1}{\sinh(2^{n})}. $$ Of course my conjecture is $ \frac{\pi}{10} $ but you please try.

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Proof $p(A)=0$ without Cayley-Hamilton theorem when $A$ is upper triangular by carl on math.stackexchange.com
Titles on Math.SE never cease to amuse.
9:02 PM
I can't imagine that some of the push notifications the SE iOS app sends are very appropriate
9:16 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: All Eclipse C++ Programs Fail to Run, Hangs on "Launching Delegate" by dave on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: Java User inputs a string and gets removed from arraylist by Peter on stackoverflow.com
9:45 PM
GCI orgs were announced today (Ubuntu is a new one this year, right?) cc @Undo
@SantaClaus Many are the same. :( (it seems like quite a few last time just wanted free work, didn't really care about the people/etc)
Some new ones though. :)
@hichris123 Yep, I agree. Looking forward to seeing what Ubuntu comes up with.
Not really sure what "Systers" is going to give us as far as coding tasks go...
9:50 PM
What's with the pinned message?
@hichris123 RTEMS is new (I think?), looks cool.
@SantaClaus Right
The new system is a bunch better this year, too
@Undo Yep, looks really nice. Have you seen it in action or something?
@SantaClaus They gave mentors and admins access to it early
@Undo Are you going to be participating this year (and if so, with OpenMRS)?
10:03 PM
Early meaning today
@Undo Uh, are you a mentor/admin?
Mentoring with OMRS, yeah
nice :)
They don't let you do both mentor and compete, right?
Which reminds me, if you choose OMRS as your organization... don't tell me, or at least don't make it abundantly clear. Conflict-of-interest and all ;)
@SantaClaus I hope not, although that would be an awesome loophole
10:05 PM
@Undo winks
@Undo Noted. (I don't know if I'm going to have time to participate, though)
@Doorknob Cmon' you're a doorknob, what could you possibly be doing?
You totally should, at least to get a t-shirt
@SantaClaus being used to open doors, of course
I've actually never worn my t-shirt from last year, I never feel like having to explain to anyone who reads my shirt what it is.
10:07 PM
@Undo I definitely will, if I can make the time.
@SantaClaus Which one did they give you?
@Undo There were multiple designs?
@SantaClaus I have a whole horde of them
@Doorknob I did a few tasks like this which really don't take much time at all.
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Microsoft Dynamics CRM certification by Felix Freeman on stackoverflow.com
10:09 PM
@Undo pic or it didn't happen
@SantaClaus heh
I don't have them all in an easy place or I would
@Undo Mine looks like this guy's
Ah, okay
There are a few different styles floating around that I've seen. Or have.
@Undo What does the hoodie look like?
(Sorry for the terrabad picture)
@SmokeDetector fpu-
10:48 PM
> This week on @StackOverflow's remote beverage bash: @JohnBubriski's Frozen stylings. pic.twitter.com/p4LmPwedUo -- Adam Lear at 1:28 PM - 13 Nov 2015 via Twitter
Nice collage, with conveniently provided names.
I'm afraid I wouldn't recognize Shog9 otherwise...
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