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12:00 PM

achievement get: Anger Jan Dvorak in the tavern twice in a few days

Anyway, If the system has a solution for my situation which I don't know please consider to write it for meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/284017/…

@JanDvorak Wouldn't it be thrice now?

If you are going to cheat, what's the point of telling us? Do you want to annoy everybody?

I just mean when system has no solution, what can I do?!

@Ahmad The ban is the solution to your situation. Don't try to get out of it.

@Ahmad Sit down and admit your questions suck.

12:03 PM

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Q: Don't make me chase the upvote button in the triage queue

When I vote Looks OK in the triage queue, there's a chance I may be one of the last users to do so. When this is the case, I am prompted to upvote the question I just reviewed: Thanks! The consensus is: this post Looks OK. Please remember to upvote clear, useful, well-researched questions t...

feature-request review design user-interface triage

I sitted! now what could I do, just sit? OK all my questions are absurd and I modefied them but they may still feel them absurd, now what can I do?!

@Ahmad keep sitting and admit your questions still suck

I'm spinning the Wheel of Blame...

So, does it solve anything? I know, I waited for three months, I don't ask it just a day after get banned, I saw the inefficiency of the system in such situations. Or maybe there is something I don't know, for example how to enjoy the rate limit policy....

And apparently, Shog is to blame for everything.

12:06 PM

@Moosebot shog

user280395

@Mooseman DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!

@Mooseman Apt.

@Ahmad If you're still banned, it means the system is working perfectly.

@JanDvorak Could you pleas tell me Why?!!

Did you review my quesitons?

because your questions suck, apparently?

12:08 PM

they suck more than any other users!!! lol, you take questions too serious!!

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/28235549/…

I'll bandwagon!

I doubt you checked them, they are some regular question much better than many trival questions I saw in the site!

>>red button

Warning: now launching 1 anti-spammer homing missiles...

12:09 PM

@Ahmad don't take it personally. The q-ban has struck many users.

Warning: now launching 46 anti-spammer homing missiles...

...

I wonder if I'm q-banned. 25% of my questions are downvoted...

So what it is the final solution? I heared about deassociating 3 of most bad questions, is it right?

maaaybe?

Better than willingly deleting your answers, at least

Mouseman: "My account works now! Thank you!" @Mooseman

lol

Thats a deal?

@JanDvorak I meant that's a deal

12:14 PM

Stupid puns out of jealousy, is that your new low?

You took my English skill very high, I am searching for Puns and low

wakes up

is bored already

leaves

On a completely different note:

user image

Ah, cultism. Wonderful.

I shall immediately send Richard Stallman all my money.

@Frank good morning

12:19 PM

Hi Ahmad

60% apple, 100% patent troll, 300% the price

@Ahmad Why would you assume that's me? 1) It's now, and 2) I'm not even the only Mooseman.

Which makes me wonder - does anyone actually like their computer/phone/watch, or do we just all posture in front of the opposing camps to belittle them and make fun of their opinions?

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@Frank you seem a different man! I don't know how you agreed to work for the gang!

@Ahmad Oh yeah. I get a 6 digit salary too...

12:21 PM

Hmm. Damnit. I'm getting too serious.

@J.Steen I do want to upgrade to android

@Mooseman You've got more bots?!

@Sam +1

@Sam NO!

:D

@JanDvorak I've switched back to iOS. It's an experiment.

12:23 PM

Too expensive for my tastes

@Sam Moosebot is on SO and MSE. Other than that... I'm just Mooseman. SO user 1234256.

@Mooseman What should I believe? your avatar? or your sentence that you are not the only mooseman?

@J.Steen Windows Phone. Enough said.

@Frank Oh that was your worth? you sold yourlsef for that?

@Mooseman You poor person.

12:24 PM

@Ahmad If you don't believe me, ask shog to look at ip records.

@Ahmad believe what you want, as long as you don't mind fighting back when you decide to cheat heavily

@J.Steen ...and by choice :D

@Mooseman Lunatic, too!

@Mooseman anyway thank, now I feel I am not alone

@J.Steen Name one thing you dislike about WP?

12:24 PM

@Mooseman But, in all seriousness. Windows 10 is looking better than Windows Phone 7/8/8.1

@Mooseman The lack of joy.

@J.Steen Win10 looks good, but I'm very happy with WP8.1.

@J.Steen Not a reason!

@Mooseman poor filesystem management, from what I've heard

@Ahmad Nah, I get paid. Over 160,000 per year to be in the gang.

@Mooseman It's hideously utilitarian.

@Mooseman And touting the ability to set wallpapers as a groundbreaking feature is not good PR.

Ok see you later, just again I didn't get any answer, like before!

12:26 PM

doesn't answer on purpose >:]

Oups. I slipped.

@JanDvorak That's improved, and has always been ahead of iOS.

Does the "retract close vote" not finish for anyone else?

I am that banned user that was

@J.Steen The "groundbreaking" part is that the tiles are transparent to show the wallpaper. It's not just a background.

12:26 PM

Bye

Bye!

@Mooseman gasp =)

@Mooseman oh. wow. Amazing

Did Steve Ballmer really invent transparent windows? :-0

No, Al Gore did

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12:30 PM

Soon Tim gets a Good Answer badge

@Mooseman No, but seriously. I used WP8 and was... underwhelmed. It was boring, uninspiring and there weren't that many apps when I used it.

That's not Tim. That isn't even Tim. Who's this Tim?

@Bart His answer

@Bart is it like this bug?

@Frank Tim is a good elephant.

12:31 PM

@Mooseman Similarly, iOS is uninspiring in it being so locked down and non-customisable. At least the home screens.

@rene yep

repro-ed, same behaviour on IE11

@J.Steen Not a lot of apps, true. The lack of Google apps is frustrating. 8.1 brought many improvements to customization.

@Unihedro yeah.

@Mooseman As an avid user of the NSA- I mean, Google ecosystem, that was rather underwhelming yes. I didn't try 8.1 that long. I got a Nexus 5 instead.

12:34 PM

@rene I pinged him in a comment. If it's the same issue then I won't have to open a new report.

@Bart did you have it on MSE or MSO/SO? I repro-ed on MSE

MSE

My word, that coffee hit me like a health inspection notice hits a brick shit house.

@J.Steen THE VISUALS. MAKE THEM STOP!!

in ur brain, fouling ur imagination

I actually had to go back and purposefully mistype that second "ur" as I accidentally wrote "your" first.

12:36 PM

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The moderator nomination page on LH has 981 views. What? I don't have 981 votes on my nomination? weird...

=D

lol People don't like me...

user259867

@Frank Half of them are you refreshing that page.

@Mooseman +1 here

If Richard Stallman isn't up for nomination, I'm not bothering.

12:39 PM

@Fundamental Except that... I only have 1 ip address unless I reboot

Man, that POST beep must get annoying after a few hundred times.

@Frank Thanks :) Is it just me, or are all the flairs on that page broken?

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Q: could she get pregnant?

My girlfriend has always missed days on her pills and on Sunday she started a new pack of pills and missed one on Monday so we had sex that coming up Wednesday unprotected and I n** inside of her . And shes started having cramps in her stomach 2 days after we had sex . is it possible she could g...

This got a lot of views.

offensive/abusive

12:40 PM

@Mooseman How?

@Frank 404's like this one: stackexchange.com/error?aspxerrorpath=/users/flair/1279912.png

@Doorknob The best part is the upvote.

status-reproduced

Looks more like a 500 to me!

@Mooseman Just checked - they all work for me

12:42 PM

Weird...

Possibly because it's a link to the 500 page... but anyway.

Upgrading contacts database.

1 of 5023

@Mooseman Tat's your account, no?

looks at userid

Ah, yes.

When I click on it, it works fine.

Yup, but they all 404 on that page.

12:44 PM

gtg now, cy'all later

cya

cya

cya

ttfn

^^ NO

12:45 PM

=D

I've been review-banned for the next 30 or so hours. You're stuck with me. =D

@J.Steen :O

user259867

tinyAvatars++

The review-ban filter must have gotten seriously harsh, too, but any which way.

12:47 PM

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@Doorknob A question asking for a tool (OT), a drive by spammer, how (in)correct is it to flag an answer like this e.g. superuser.com/a/871566/172747

Was that a haiku?

@bummi assume good faith unless site known as spamming

Optimizing app 1 of 9.

@bummi Answer is gone already

12:49 PM

And I can't see which way :(

user259867

@bummi Your flag history would show if the flag is helpful or not.

I've set up continuous integration at work. But since we're using TFS, noone dares check anything in until they're done, so the build runs once a week. =D

Sounds good

@Fundamental I did not flag, since IMHO the question is the culprit

2 of 9 :p

1:00 PM

cv-plz meta.stackexchange.com/q/247838/180276

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ISSUES AFTER LOLLIPOP UPDATE - MOTO G2 by Raja on android.stackexchange.com

@Doorknob delv-plz

Please don't answer this kind of questions. Please read my comment on question to know why. If you see any such question in future, just leave same comment there. Don't answer it. Also, I'd like to request you to delete this answer of yours, so that OP is not encouraged to ask this kind of questions in future. — DroidDev 3 mins ago

@Doorknob Not even 100 have > 20k rep. That's gonna take a while.

user259867

@DroidDev you forgot to DV the answer

user259867

1:11 PM

(That's an effective way to "request you to delete this answer of yours")

@Mooseman It's already got 2 votes. And the Tavern has a much higher density of 20ks (Bart, Shadow, and I nuked a post in about a minute once :P)

@Doorknob True. +1

@Fundamental I'll start DVing answers once I cross 2-3K. But that's gonna take a while. Also, I didn't DV question either. I thought OP already had enough.

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/21264287/1699210

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/11459058/1699210

user259867

@DroidDev Rep is refunded when the whole thing gets automatically deleted (which the downvotes on answer now make certain). I can live with the temporary dip from 364 to 363. :)

user259867

1:16 PM

Oops, wrong ping.

@Fundamental oh! Never thought of it that way. Though, I don't care much about rep, but to keep moderation things up, I need some rep, that's why I didn't used to do it. But, now I see I can DV in some circumstances. :)

OFFENSIVE stackoverflow.com/a/28236858

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: YOUR VALENTINE OR MY VALENTINE by sojourner on english.stackexchange.com

---Spam Q (91.1%): YOUR VALENTINE OR MY VALENTINE, by sojourner, on english.stackexchange.com.-- TP Acknowledged.

@Mooseman naa

1:23 PM

@JanDvorak Also true, but read the last sentence.

@Mooseman I don't care about their shit

@JanDvorak clean

@Pham tp why

@Pham del

@Mooseman why

@JanDvorak coz

@Mooseman Stop breaking Pham's markdown. :D

1:25 PM

@Sam lol

@Mooseman why tp?

@Pham fp

@Pham fp

This is starting to look bizarre.

@JanDvorak The term is good.

1:26 PM

@bummi Error executing command.

@JanDvorak Error executing command.

^^ :P

@Mooseman ... so?

@Mooseman It's still a false positive

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 4 mins ago, by Sam

@Pham tpa

Now you really have broke it. lol

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 3 mins ago, by Sam

@bummi I didn't review properly, human error.

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 6 secs ago, by Mooseman

@Sam oh

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Q: Don't make me chase the upvote button in the triage queue

When I vote Looks OK in the triage queue, there's a chance I may be one of the last users to do so. When this is the case, I am prompted to upvote the question I just reviewed: Thanks! The consensus is: this post Looks OK. Please remember to upvote clear, useful, well-researched questions t...

feature-request review design user-interface triage

1:28 PM

@Mooseman Pham has site-sensitive white lists, it doesn't matter if the term is good.

why do I feel like some socket pupetting is going on here

@Sam Got it.

@DroidDev Definitely.

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@DroidDev Man. That person has a seriously annoying habit of quoting himself, constantly.

that's allowed

@Mooseman though, not enough proof, flagged as too-broad

@J.Steen never encountered him before

1:32 PM

@DroidDev I was just looking through all their answers.

@JanDvorak By quoting himself, I mean putting everything he writes in blockquotes.

@J.Steen the question was written in same manner. That's why I suspected socket-pupetting

@Moosebot unicornify mooseman

user280395

@Moosebot del

@Moosebot unicornify DroidDev

user280395

1:35 PM

@DroidDev Unicornification is unavailable for absent users.

._.

user280395

...or users that don't use Gravatar.

.__.

user image

Just added a more accurate message.

@Moosebot unicornify DroidDev

user280395

@Mooseman Cannot unicornify those without a gravatar.

1:38 PM

Does it work with people with spaces in their name? =D

@Moosebot unicornify shog9

user280395

@J.Steen It should

@Moosebot unicornify j.steen

user280395

@J.Steen Unicornification is unavailable for absent users.

1:39 PM

@Moosebot unicornify j. steen

user280395

I mis-typed. Boo.

@Moosebot unicornify jan dvorak

user280395

@JanDvorak Cannot unicornify those without a gravatar.

Okay. I'm vaguely insulted by the small size of my unicorn.

And that's not a euphemism.

1:40 PM

If you don't like your unicorn, blame @balpha.

@Moosebot unicorn smokedetector

user280395

The Wheel of Blame did tell me to blame balpha, earlier.

quality-review-pls stackoverflow.com/q/28225995/3622940

@Moosebot unicornify moosebot

user280395

@J.Steen Cannot unicornify those without a gravatar.

1:43 PM

Shucks.

status-looks-ok

@Mooseman 10x

Then I will answer it.

I should learn something new. I'll go ask on SO what I should learn. That'll be a good and proper question.

(completely unrelated to just posted conversation)

@J.Steen no

@JanDvorak Aw.

1:46 PM

@J.Steen that's great! Then you can also ask on MSE that why are you getting downvotes :P

@DroidDev No no. First MSO. THEN MSE when I get downvotes on the question on MSO.

Then a feature request to require explanations for downvotes.

Mandatory comments plz

@J.Steen Wait, make the MSE question a feature request to remove anonymous downvoting so you can understand better how to improve content.

don't forget to blame mods for everything in meta posts ;)

1:47 PM

And by mods, actually mean users.

users with diamond after their name

Also, enter into a comment-war with @Bart that ends with me going away in a huff.

@balpha @Shog9 and for others with an interest in the re-tagging "Fortran Fiasco" - all changes have been corrected, and also related, meta.stackoverflow.com/a/284933

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@J.Steen then start a blog complaining how SO is so bad and unfair to brilliant users like you.

1:51 PM

@JonClements :o

@Jan yeah... we've mocked up loads more like it - he's not going to live this one down for a while :p

@JonClements Nice!

@Bart Then make a second account to come crawling back because I need urgent answers to my very important questions.

But I think this has been milked enough, now.

It looks like a script that achieved self-consciousness and is now running rampant. — Jongware 4 hours ago

On a more serious note - he is really peeved with himself... it's never nice when you do something with good intentions and it goes wrong... oh well, we live and learn...

@JonClements You may want to stop pinging Mr. Shog...

1:56 PM

now they are chatting!!!

@Mooseman oh?

@DroidDev Have you ever seen two twitter spam bots chatting? It's awesome.

@J.Steen lol, never, but I think I'd like to see that

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