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12:00 AM
... happy UTC new year!
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breaks in Uni's house and steals the ramen
 
Happy Mistletoe! (from script)
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@ɥʇǝS here you are, one star for you.
 
user259867
Happy scripting!
 
Happy new year!
 
12:00 AM
@AndrewT. @AndrewT. @animuson @Sam @SantaClaus , post a message for hat
 
Happy new year!
 
We get double stars since we're going over UTC midnight ie ratelimit reset time!
 
I think I hit it right on?
 
As long as I don't have to kiss anyone.
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@Sompuperoo yeah, @AndrewT. definitively needs two hats
 
12:00 AM
@frank , post a message, who else?
 
Happy botlings!
 
@animuson star!!
 
Well, Mistletoe and Tom O'Shanter in one go!
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@bjb568 eeek botling
 
and a hat
 
12:01 AM
OMG YEEEEAHHHHHHHHH
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Sam
BROWN HATZ!
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don't star @Kevin , he doesn't need more hats :)
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Happy UTC new years!
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New Years Resolution: No more @bjb568 bots!
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@Sompuperoo I'm only (tied for) 13th on the network
 
12:01 AM
lol, so many stars
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@Sompuperoo I wondered about this anyway: As times are blurry for hats, if one hour ago, I deleted a comment I am making in an hour, does this count towards the resolution hat?
 
I'm amazed that I haven't run out of stars yet.
 
OH no 2015 ALREADY!!!!!
 
I love the tavern! Thank you guys and girls n whatever fer a great year!
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in V'dibarta Bam on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 6 secs ago, by Shokhet
@Scimonster Come on over to TOTM; they've gone mad
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12:02 AM
So, can I get a hat here too?
 
Did I miss mistletoe yet?
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Stars falling off the sky again?
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Seriously, you guys?
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refresh your browser to see my awesome hat
 
@WilliamPrice Nope.
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12:02 AM
yay, I got my hat. now I can go have fun
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Seriously...
 
@Wrzlprmft you already deleted a comment that you won't make for another hour? hmm, don't think they programmed for time travel
 
Whoever didn't have Sumo Judge yet probably got one now.
 
If anyone does NOT have a hat, post now.
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Happy New Year, Everyone!
 
12:03 AM
HEY where are my presents...
 
perhaps
I have
to
make
multilines
YAY!
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@markbooth , where is @markbooth?
 
Has anyone gotten their hat yet?
 
Sushi is yummy!
 
Is @balpha handing out the hats manually or did we break chat?
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12:03 AM
Some people in Math.SE have.
 
moves on with life
 
user259867
@Braiam not before deleting 10 comments!
 
My hat arrived!
 
@rene or you know... caching
 
There's not a lot of point in the script running until after 00:05 UTC
 
12:04 AM
@hichris123 I did
 
@hichris123 I haven't
 
@Behaviour DAMMIT!
 
@hichris123 I've gotten Mistletoe and Tam o' Shanter.
 
@hichris123 I did
 
Hello @Scimonster :)
 
12:04 AM
I've got one mistletoe.
 
@Braiam I rather blame balpha
 
@hichris123 I have.
 
It's full of pink & pings!
 
I've got mistletoe too! yay!
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@Sompuperoo So, would this at least give me a Time Lord hat?
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12:04 AM
The Tavern, where we give out hats until we run out of our daily stars.
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@AstroCB There's a limit?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: TETHERING WITH WIN 8.1 PHONE by Robert on superuser.com
 
I never knew there was a limit...
 
I don't have mistletoe yet... :(
 
@PearsonArtPhoto You'll find out soon.
 
12:05 AM
@SmokeDetector Here, have a hat :)
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var happy = new Year();
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that was a fun 10 minutes...
 
@sam , you post yet/
 
Ok, STOP THE STARS. :)
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@Doorknob冰 s/fun/insane
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12:05 AM
Yay hats!
 
@Scimonster Error: unterminated s command
 
@anorton must...not..star...that
 
How many stars for the stop stars post...
 
Sam
@Sompuperoo I have.
 
"one starry night...."
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12:06 AM
@anorton NOOOOO!!! KICK HIM NOW!!! Stars! My life!
 
I got mistletoe! Thanks all!!
 
@Shokhet What happened to dark and stormy?
 
status-DECLINED
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It is now UTC 00:06
 
7 mins ago, by Braiam
> Daily vote limit reached; vote again in 46 seconds.
 
12:07 AM
And it's over.
 
I got my mistletoe now!
 
thinks some people are going to be late
 
...and I still have some stars left!
 
I didn't get my hat yet!!
 
Now to go delete 10 old comments.
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12:07 AM
like Fox :/ - oh well
 
as long as you posted the message in the range, you get the hat
 
@Shokhet Me neither for MSE.
 
One of my neighbors is setting off fireworks now even though our local midnight isn't for another 5 hours; they must be a Stack Exchange fan.
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@Scimonster I didn't get it for either
 
@AstroCB HA!
 
12:08 AM
Hah I already got an upvote this year!
 
@AstroCB Or any other site based on UTC!
 
@Scimonster Got mine for MSE, but not for Bam
 
@bjb568 I'd prefer to assume it's SE.
 
@Shokhet It was a starry night here, all the smoke from the fireworks polluted the sky … On SE, we get noise and stars in one go.
 
@Wrzlprmft :)
 
12:10 AM
...and there's the daily limit.
 
How do you wear the Mistletoe hat? ....how does it look as a bow tie?
@Scimonster
 
user259867
@Shokhet My avatar was preparing to tie that tie for a month!
 
@Shokhet on your face
 
@Shokhet f5 to see!
 
@Scimonster I see. Looks good!
 
12:12 AM
@Shokhet thanks :)
 
@Scimonster Now go to sleep!
;-)
 
Ah, Sumo Judge, Tam o’Shanter and Mistletoe for five minutes of madness. What am I going to wear?
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Let's celebrate with upvotes now!
 
@bjb568 First round is on me. :P
 
I got my hatz. Thank you all! :)
 
12:16 AM
@Sompuperoo eh? Oh nice, was taking a shower
 
@Frank It appears that you missed your shot at the Mistletoe hat
 
I know.
:(
 
Plenty of other hats, though -- delete ten comments now!
 
can they be your own?
 
@gunr2171 I hope so -- I can't delete any other comments than my own
 
12:18 AM
@gunr2171 There's no other way to delete a comment... (unless you're a mod, which you're not)
 
@bjb568 upvotes?! BOUNITIES!!!! Who wants one? :D
 
you could flag a comment
i don't know if that counts though
if it is then deleted
 
That doesn't delete it though
 
@gunr2171 But you get "helpful" for that, not "deleted"
@Doorknob冰 Jinx!
 
ah, ok
 
12:19 AM
@nicael EVERYONE!
 
Ah. No, then it's the mod who handled the flag who actually deleted the comment
 
@Doorknob冰 what about 1-nukes?
 
I think i saw in a post by Shog or someone that flagged comments do count
 
testing 1-nuke theory, let you know the results..
 
user259867
12:19 AM
@Doorknob冰 If someone flag-nukes "accept rate" comment, doesn't it say "deleted by ... user"?
 
/ me: scrolling through 86 pages of comments on my main site, trying to find obsolete ones to delete
 
user259867
So, the resolution hat is a pun; it's low-resolution.
 
@Behaviour yeah
 
@Shokhet Yes, if they are flagged sufficiently often.
 
@Wrzlprmft That aren't your own, by non-mods?
 
12:21 AM
@bjb568 I don't know such a person... Oh wait, did you mean this uset? Not possible. It requires an answer...
 
How the hell did I just do that? Where is my Time Lord hat?
 
@Wrzlprmft I didn't know you could respond to future comments! ..... are you a Timelord?
 
:2852878 Watch this.
 
@anorton like this?
 
Hm. It didn't update.
 
12:24 AM
@Uni Do you want to get +500 in a few seconds?
 
@nicael ?? Oh?
 
@anorton I think you edit the question, and click on the squiggly arrow of a future message while in the edit thingy
but I haven't tried it
 
@nicael just bounty me then! :P
 
@anorton It works!
 
@Unihedro It is your choice. If yes, you get 500 reps immediatly on MSE and have full editing privs...
 
12:25 AM
Yes! (How does it work?)
 
That'd be a present :)
 
I also wouldn't object to a +500....
 
:D
 
@Scimonster Same.
I thought I told you to go to sleep, @Scimonster..... :P
 
@Shokhet Oh, did you?
 
12:27 AM
@AstroCB I figured that out, thanks :)
 
@Shokhet You did. I have no reason to listen to some random internet user dictating my sleep patterns. :P
 
Wait, sleeping already? And how about presents? :(
 
@Scimonster :)
@nicael If it's 2:30 am.....sleeping already, yes :)
15 mins ago, by Shokhet
@Scimonster Now go to sleep!
 
I should be wearing a resolution hat pretty soon! :D
 
So who gets 500 reps: @Shokhet, @Unihedro or @Scimonster? Plz decide.
 
12:29 AM
(stupid caching.)
 
For the random poll, star this message to vote for Unihedro.
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@nicael Me! :)
 
@Unihedro Star this message for Shokhet
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Star to vote Sci
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Do I get to participate? :P
 
12:30 AM
@Doorknob冰 You have enough repz :P
 
I wonder whether responding to future comments is worth a bug report or whether we should just abuse this feature to irritate some users by holding conversations backwards in time.
 
Ok.
 
@Wrzlprmft This is certainly more fun to leave as-is than to report bugs.
 
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2
1
 
@Wrzlprmft already been asked and downvoted into oblivion meta.stackexchange.com/questions/239279/…
 
12:32 AM
Holy crap, poll failed! What the hell each message has 3 stars?!
 
I wonder why... :P
 
@nicael :)
 
@nicael 4*
 
Um... I think you're about to lose 1.5k
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@Wrzlprmft I'd star that if I had any left.
 
12:33 AM
@Doorknob冰 5, now
 
How about
We play a tiny chess tournament and the winner takes the 500 repz?
 
you could base it off of their number of hats, or some other totally arbitrary metric
 
@anorton Those reps doesn't matter, but I said immediatly. What does it mean?
 
user259867
@Unihedro Rock / paper / scissors would be faster.
 
@anorton I currently have the most network hats, i think.
 
12:35 AM
@Behaviour Rock / paper / scissors in chat sounds undoable. I could script a response bot like in five seconds.
@Scimonster You have 29, I have 28 :p
 
Yup, 28, 28, 29.
 
user259867
That's the point. Everyone writes their RPS bots. The best bot wins.
 
Wait, are we 3 all programmers?
 
@Unihedro Also, time travel makes things complicated.
 
> asked Sep 12 '14 at 11:17
 
12:36 AM
@Unihedro @Shokhet isn't.
 
Guys or girls, decide faster! Am I going to wait the whole night long??!!?!!?!!!
 
@Behaviour That sounds like a great PCG question.
 
@nicael it's your decision..
 
@Scimonster That's correct. .....though that's not to say that I won't ever learn....
 
user259867
@nicael Math.floor(3*Math.random())
 
12:37 AM
['sci', 'shokhet', 'unihedro'][Math.random()*3|0]
@Behaviour What's Math.rand()? :P
 
@nicael flip a coin, if heads it's @sho, tails @sci, if neither @uni
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@Sompuperoo .. Hey.
How about we seed a random number generator with the word "mistletoe"?
 
How about i get someone to come in and star mine and @Shokhet's?
 
@Scimonster Good idea!
 
@Scimonster ... Don't make me summon my bots :|
 
12:39 AM
@Sompuperoo you summoned the one that-shall-not-be-named
 
gasp
 
eek..
 
@Sompuperoo And what if my coin doesn't want to be flipped...
 
@nicael that's obviously caching issues
 
I know!
We should use NotDoorknob to run a script that picks between any of us in random!
 
12:42 AM
alright, I'm on it
 
@Doorknob Is your botling accepting this task?
 
Ok so who (@Shok @Uni @Sci) will give me a larger present if I would give those 500 reps?
 
@nicael I'll give you an upvote! Or more!
 
@nicael hm......2 answer upvotes!
 
@nicael Is this a gift, or a hustle?
 
12:43 AM
@nicael I will publish a chat client for talking thru SE chat with awesome features.
 
turns to child sitting nearby And this, sonny, is how voting rings get started. child covers eyes and screams
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Hey @MartinBüttner!
 
grr @NotDoorknob y u take so long to start up
 
@WilliamPrice but I don't know whom to give it. HALP ANYONE OMG!!!
 
Bot initialized. Type ND>help for help.
 
12:45 AM
ND>choose a b c
 
Choice: a
 
ND>choose d e f
 
Choice: f
 
^ enjoy :P
 
@NotDoorknob What's a?
 
12:46 AM
ND>choose Unihedro Shoket Scimonster
 
Choice: Unihedro
 
It was an example. Plug your usernames in and see what happens
 
ND> choose me
 
Choice: me
 
ND>choose Unihedro Shoket Scimonster
 
12:46 AM
Choice: Scimonster
 
ND>choose Unihedro Shoket Scimonster
 
Choice: Unihedro
 
I get more!
 
@NotDoorknob Invalid: misspelled username
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@NotDoorknob Unlucky...
 
12:46 AM
ND>choose Unihedro Shokhet Scimonster
 
@Shokhet What?!
 
ND> choose @hichris123 @Doorknob @test
 
Choice: @test
 
Um... there's a problem here.
 
@Unihedro My name has an h in it
 
12:47 AM
ND won't print duplicate messages.
 
@NotDoorknob lol
 
@Shokhet no response means that it was a duplicate message, so that means Unihedro was chosen again :P
 
@Shokhet LOL
 
ND>choose me or else
 
Choice: else
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12:47 AM
@Doorknob冰 Ah
@NotDoorknob @Scimonster LOL!
 
ND>choose nicael nicael nicael nicael
 
heads I win, tails you lose
ND>choose heads tails
 
Choice: heads
 
ND> choose you must
 
Choice: must
 
12:49 AM
@NotDoorknob I win!
 
ND>prefix -
 
Prefix set to -.
 
-choose 1 2 3
 
Choice: 1
 
^ easier to type :P
 
12:49 AM
-choose me or else!
 
Choice: or
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@nicael You should run ND yourself to decide the winner.
 
I'm outta stars. First time I ran into the limit.
 
-cat hi
 
Unknown command <code>cat.
 
12:50 AM
You have to escape the backticks.
And ` is blocked.
And I don't have a file called hi :P
 
-`cat hi`
 
Unknown command cat.
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
Choice: uni
 
and you need -eval
-eval [*?a..?z].join
 
12:51 AM
Eval result: Error in eval: constant Net::HTTP::Persistent::Thread not defined
 
-choose `cat hi`
 
Choice: hi`
 
oops, it does that
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
Choice: uni
 
12:51 AM
-eval [*?a..?z].join
 
Eval result: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
Ok, nevermind.
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
Choice: sci
 
12:52 AM
@NotDoorknob Finally!
 
@nicael It didn't post that time because it picked me again.
@Scimonster Yeah, after seven rolls...
 
@nicael Okay, next time is it ;-)
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
Choice: shok
 
:)
 
12:53 AM
lol
-choose sci uni shok
 
Choice: uni
 
I hereby announce, that the winner of the five hundred repz is...
clears throat
stuffs microphone to @nicael and grabs a seat at the spectators
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< drumroll >
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
alive?
 
12:55 AM
I'm alive!
 
It didn't post because it chose me again.
 
It was a duplicate :P
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
Choice: sci
 
@Doorknob冰 it had to be -- it chose all of us already
 
12:55 AM
Aww, I think I lost the opportunity for the 500 repz because it was a duplicate.
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
Choice: shok
 
^ @Shok You won the roll again!
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
@Unihedro I saw that :)
 
12:57 AM
-choose sci uni shok
 
Choice: sci
 
@nicael Drop the @ symbol in there, so that the winner gets pung (and so that it's not a duplicate)
 
> pung
:D
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
Yeah, all this testing is enough. :P
 
12:57 AM
-choose sci uni shok
 
@Doorknob冰 That's a word!! It means "pinging" in past tense!
:)
 
Just why does Resolution hat look so much like The Megaman?
 
wow, three scis in a row
 
user259867
@Shokhet No, past tense would be "pang". Ping, pang, pung. (But in the context, "gets pung" is correct).
 
@Behaviour I will not say "pang." Ever. :P
 
12:59 AM
Ok. Last time.
 
The word is pung
 
-choose sci uni shok
 
@nicael put @s this time
 
Choice: uni
 
oh well
 
12:59 AM
:O
 
-choose @sci @uni @shok
 
Choice: @shok
 
@NotDoorknob :)
 
Shok wins another roll finally!
 

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