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12:31 AM
I had to go outside with all that free time!
 
sure
drums please
i love that sound
i love you
you are amazing
ooh baby
i love you so much
lets have kids
lets start a family
you and me
i love her
will she marry me?
 
Probably not.
 
why not?
@bjb568 is it because i'm black?
 
what is wrong with my answer? stackoverflow.com/a/24072001/2682142
 
@Alex You look green, not black.
 
12:42 AM
why dont whi8te women want a black man like me?
@bjb568 i am black
black and definately black
i am black
 
Oh, so you live on the green thing?
Thank you guys!!! — user3712875 yesterday
, -1
 
@bjb568 no. but i am black. my skin is black
 
:P
 
i am a black man
 
@Alex Your skin is black and you live on the green thing.
Is that right?
 
12:45 AM
@bjb568 no, i do not live on any green thing. simply put, i am black, that is what i am
i am black
i black
i do not deny my blackness
i want you to realise the black experience
i want you to acknowledge that my family was enslaved
we built things
we died
our blood is in the bricks and mortar of europe
we died and suffered so that everthing that you have could exist
acknowlegde us
the slaves
i am decendended from slaves
my family suffered so that you could enjoy this day
accept that
or dont
 
Uh… ok…
 
1:00 AM
@bjb568 powdery snow
and then america dropped a bomb on japan
but i wonder... why doesn't anyone care about africa
i mean, diamonds, oil, and gold
angelina jolie is on crusade about rape
but no one cars
cares i mean
you are destroying the black people
they are like bacon to you
their number dwindlw
dwindle
you destroy them in the millions
you eat them
 
1:19 AM
Um. What in the world is Alex doing?!
 
1:39 AM
things
 
@Doornob It's almost out of this world!
 
tsukeru
hatashi
furshodeshon
is there life on mars
ok, i'll be on my way
 
Good night, @Alex.
 
@hichris123 why
 
hello all. I can't seem to add a tag, onto this question. Is it because this question already contains the tag within its title?
 
1:53 AM
@DaveChen What in the world? Just repro'ed.
Oh, is a synonym of .
 
oh haha
 
i do not know
 
yeah, my bad
I know this is the wrong place, but phonegap is a packager, while cordova is a plugin that allows webapps to communicate with the host operating system. (So it's not exactly the same thing)
 
hmm
yo
@hichris123 k
raisingmy arms and taking part
hey guys lets celebrate
cand #y candy
candy candy candy candy
 
whats going on in here?
 
2:02 AM
sweets
believe it
 
2:28 AM
"That's a BS reason" is a BS reason for reopening. — bjb568 17 secs ago
 
Oh, @Alex, I think you'd like this article.
 
does anyone have any questions they would like me to place a bounty on?
 
@user0000000 My top answers? :P
 
@user0000000 On which site, MSE?
 
mse or so
 
2:31 AM
Lol yeah, just put a bounty on the question that has my top-voted answer :P
 
Please stop, @Alex
 
@bjb568 Let's all flag this message to get him autobanned. Until then, just ignore him.
 
alex is doing snap chats... manual snap chats where he deletes them after 60 secons
 
(It has 2 flags already)
 
do you believe?
can you hgelp me
 
2:33 AM
I think 6 flags is enough for an automatic ban. I put him on ignore a long time ago :P
 
god
can you help me'
 
> This user has been automatically suspended for posting inappropriate content and cannot chat for 29 minutes.
Too short...
 
was Shog9's account hacked?
Dearest Val, I have edited your question to reflect the actual events, including the text of the comments that were removed. I've also attempted to make your question here less accusatory in hopes that you might receive a useful answer. Please review my edit, and see if it is acceptable to you. With love, — Shog9 ♦ 6 hours ago
doesn't sound like Shog9 at all
 
WHY ARE THERE FLAGS IN THE TAVERN?
I blame @hichris123 for this
 
2:48 AM
ahhh yes finally an employee
 
Is that all I am to you, @Doorknob?
 
@Shog9 Please ban Alex with fire. (I'm not sure how that's possible. But try anyway.) Preferably until the end of time, but 24 hours would work too.
7
 
I haven't finished reading the transcript yet
 
@Shog9 You're more for me. I LOVEEEEE YOOOOUUUUUU…
 
@Shog9 Umm, well, you're my favorite floating head! :P
 
2:49 AM
There's like... poetry or something in here
definitely or something
 
... yeah, I'm leaning more towards the "or something"
 
@Doorknob Parse err. Expecting either "definitely" or "something" in string, got "or something".
 
@bjb568 Parse error. Expecting either "error" or "exception" after "Parse", got "err".
 
@Doorknob Unexpected identifier "error", expecting ["err", "ERROR", or "dead unicorn"].
 
@bjb568 Unexpected "Unexpected", expecting "Expected"
 
2:54 AM
@Doorknob Misc err. Joke not funny.
 
HTTP 418, cannot continue.
 
406 Not Acceptable
 
@Shog9 Well, if you want more context see his chat.SE account.
 
i'm all out
how does it have 6 upvotes?
omg
i'm all out of votes
 
3:10 AM
THE META EFFECT!
-1
A: how to find out what type of a Mat object is with Mat::type() in OpenCV

JohnOpenCV is rubbish. The document is so unclear about types but we have to specify types in the program.

0
A: IOS Overlays with Apple Maps

user3718887hmm im not too sure actually, I've looked at the code but it seems maybe be something with the delegate assignment? maybe someone else can help sorry =/

"Welcome back! If you found this question useful, don't forget to vote both the question and the answers up." WTH? I know what the upvote button is.
Reported:
0
Q: "Welcome back! If you found this question useful, don't forget to vote both the question and the answers up."

bjb568 Welcome back! If you found this question useful, don't forget to vote both the question and the answers up. I think after electorate and 3k rep I know how to use the upvote button. That means network-wide.

 
4:01 AM
@user0000000 You don't know Shog. evil laugh
 
What have you two been doing together?
 
Umm.. I have no idea how you miscued what I meant there...
 
4:48 AM
:P
 
 
3 hours later…
7:28 AM
What did I miss? I think I noticed a tavern troll (was he burned?) and Shog9 doing unusual things. Anything else?
 
 
1 hour later…
Can't start a new week without some tasty baba spam.
 
 
3 hours later…
11:55 AM
@ShadowWizard it is persistent...
 
@rene hmm? What is?
 
the spam...
 
oh, lol... you mean it's taking long time to nuke it ;(
It's misleading as it's posted like an innocent question
Hey guys anyone thinks this is spam too?
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A: Tax rebate on house loan for under construction property

Umesh SarodeRebate on Interest Paid Before Possession: Any pre-construction interest is also allowed for deduction only if your project gets completed within 3 years of starting of the construction. Once the house is ready, you can claim the deduction for it within five years from possession in equal install...

 
@ShadowWizard I don't think so...
If the profile or the post would have a link it might qualify as spam though
 
\o
 
12:08 PM
OK, not spam but exact copy of a paragraph from here.
 
Huh? Flag it for plagiarism?
@TGMCians o/
 
@rene yep, did that.
 
When I answered it had a close vote but I expected it to be unclear of off-topic so I edited it.
Don't see why it is too broad. The code is crap but it shows some specific usecases....
 
@rene true. Voted to reopen, in the very least the close reason is wrong and misleading.
Classic bandwagon effect. :(
 
I can see why. The first revision was a mess...
 
12:21 PM
@rene so "Unclear what you ask", but too broad??
 
Yeah, it is unclear what doesn't work (I can tell it won't work because it is full of syntax errors).
 
@rene clearly the OP is clueless about JavaScript, true.
 
@TGMCians Isn't it spam?
 
I don't think so because OP asking for "how he can get it done his mobile apps"
either appxone.com or any other freelancing
 
12:32 PM
It could be a clever way to get the link to that site advertised
I dv and cv for now...
 
By the way, turns out search is broken for 6 days!
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Q: Search results are old/out of date?

DavidGI was trying to do a search for new questions using the advances search tags such as is:question and intags:mine. This normally works well, but today it is not showing any questions newer than 2nd June. For example, try this link which should show all questions in my tags, ordered by newest first...

 
Use Bing!
 
@rene Bang!
 
rene, Hmm might he is doing same but not sure
 
@rene no spam in my opinion, no other posts like this when Googling. Just an innocent visitor who don't understand the goal of Stack Overflow. CV'ed and DV'ed.
 
12:35 PM
OK
 
/me did same, cv and dv
 
I left a comment for the user who answered it...
 
OMG someone upvoted it
 
yeah, I can't downvote...
 
Hmm
stackexchange.com/questions?tab=realtime why this is not sending real time questions automatically, I have to refresh again again to see the results. Anyone having same thing like so ?
 
1:21 PM
@TGMCians works for me, check your console
 
console wut ? I am using Google Chrome Windows 8
 
@TGMCians F12 --> Console tab (the right most tab)
It should show you client side errors, if there are any
 
yeah some errors are here
let me post screenshot here
 
@TGMCians like what? post here one for example
 
see
oh wait
 
1:26 PM
Weird, but not related to the real time questions
 
yeah
posting again
 
lol
not enough coffee? ;)
 
> WebSocket connection to 'ws://qa.sockets.stackexchange.com/' failed: Error during WebSocket handshake: 'Upgrade' header is missing realtime.js?v=335fa254dc54:1
Getting this error in console of real time question
 
@TGMCians hmm... what you see when going here? websocketstest.com
 
1:29 PM
Looks like your web sockets are borked
 
@TGMCians yeah no WebSockets (Port 80) for you - looks like that's quite essential for Stack Exchange
Are you behind a company firewall?
 
No I don't think so any firewall here,, I am using personal data card
 
@TGMCians so maybe your ISP? Anyway, something on your end is blocking the web sockets, nothing Stack Exchange can do. :(
 
Hmm ^^
 
1:33 PM
@-@
 
@ShadowWizard https is supported (443) and I am using stackexchange.com/questions?tab=realtime instead of http then it worked wow \o/
 
@TGMCians cool, didn't think of that!
@TGMCians you know, this might be worth posting as a self-answered support question on MSE e.g. "Why don't I have realtime updates?" then answer with why it doesn't work and what you did to "solve" it.
 
Yeah so should I go for it ?
 
@TGMCians sure, some hard earned MSE rep plus useful for others :)
 
1:48 PM
Hmm :)
 
 
4 hours later…
5:51 PM
No messages in 4 hours? We dead?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOINK
 
oh noes, the record is now lost
 
:O
 
@bjb568 No we are here
 
6:09 PM
Well get talking.
TALK!
 
:)
 
I think I'm gonna go buy some mint ice cream.
 
@bjb568 I had to cook dinner and after that I had to eat it and drive home so I have an alibi...
 
6:30 PM
:P
 
7:22 PM
Ping
 
@rene pong
 
Db server upgrade is done?
 
yep, all done
sorry for the bumpy ride
 
Everytime I see a java tag on question I suspect it to be an audit. Unfortunately times have changed: stackoverflow.com/questions/24104443/…
 
7:44 PM
@GeoffDalgas OK Tnx!
@GeoffDalgas No surprises on the ride?
 
 
2 hours later…
10:00 PM
Uh… isn't this NAA? I flagged it but it was declined: stackoverflow.com/questions/23933788/…
 
10:31 PM
Why would that be NAA?
It's minimal, but it's an answer it seems?
 

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