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8:01 PM
Why is @uni awake and asking about hats??
100725sec left! (UTC)
@InfiniteSnowflakes Why not?
@Inf Hats!
You better get some sleep.
Wake up in 3.5h.
If you are going to wear a crab throughout the winterbash, why do you need so many hats @uni?
8:03 PM
@Inf Hats!
inb4 uni becomes a crab like Jan became an owl. Hats change you!
Jan is an owl.
At present, Jan is a hat rack
8:05 PM
Ooh, I better check chat.SO for abuse around mistletoe time.
If the tavern distracts you, lemme know. I can fix that.
@bjb568 Wait what? No. It's a day from now.
8:10 PM
Yes, Jan reminds me of the mad hatter from Alice in Wonderland @Inf
how to close?
@hichris123 Oh.
cancels timeout
Andrew closed it @JanDvorak
sets back alarm by a day and sleeps
8:12 PM
@bjb568 No, you're 24 hours off, or...
!calc 24*60
!search 24*60*60
Sorry, misread. He is mad-ish for sure :P
Sleep now :)
!comp 24*60
HA @hichris
!comp bad/good
@bjb568 You need to make your bot commands more intuitive.
8:17 PM
It's so hard to get an answer from Borkey. The juice is not worth the squeeze.
@InfiniteSnowflakes lol
!comp The juice is not worth the squeeze.
!comp number of blackberries
8:18 PM
That's the plant, BTW
LQ juice :P
!calc 5*5
8:19 PM
!comp 5*5
!comp who's your daddy
I was created by Stephen Wolfram and his team.
!comp sum from 1 to infinity of (-1)^n/n
8:20 PM
Leave infinity alone!
!comp 1+1
no way!
!comp 1e999999
8:20 PM
@bjb568 Why comp and not calc?
Weird, the API doesn't do infinite sum, but wolfram does.
@hichris123 whatevs
@bjb568 You seriously just said whatevs? BAN HIM!
8:21 PM
!comp 12+6543-535*432*6443/3726+32746-3892565327832734637*34256328461626646726-(234578‌​63423-6432456677)
/ban bjb568
Frank took a huge leap from 1+1 there^^
A: Where can I purchase a keyboard waffle-maker like the one on the Meta 404 page?

Fish Below the IceActually, you might. It was recently a Kickstarter campaign that was fully funded. See also: thekeyboardwaffleiron.com Re/code: Keyboard Waffle Iron Sells Like Hotcakes, Surpasses Kickstarter Goal

nidz an upvote!
8:22 PM
!comp how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
(According to the tongue twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.)
!comp What's the difference between a duck?
@bjb568 should you make the bot make the response be a reply?
One leg is both the same.
(for reasons that are not entirely clear to this computational knowledge engine, but seem to hark back to the Marx Brothers)
!comp 12+6543-535*432*6443/3726+32746-3892565327832734637*34256328461626646726-(234578‌​‌​63423-6432456677)
8:24 PM
@bjb568 lol
@Th0masR0ss Complicated
No, he should abort the botling project.
@bjb568 oh
@InfiniteSnowflakes :O
says something about abortion
!comp worlds largest dna strand
8:25 PM
!comp plox
kicks @bjb568's bot to make it work
title | Proxy
director | Zack Parker
release date | April 18, 2014 (8 months ago)
runtime | 120 minutes (2 hours)
writers | Kevin Donner | Zack Parker
genres | drama | horror | thriller
no kik!
!comp Hackers
Abort the botling project.
Reason: The juice is not worth the squeeze
8:26 PM
!comp How hard can a human kick?
@InfiniteSnowflakes the wheel of blame always says it was you
!comp How hard can a duck kick?
!comp At mutation-drift equilibrium the expected frequency p of a given allele is

, where N is the population size.

What is the allelic frequency at mutation-selection-drift equilibrium?
8:27 PM
@InfiniteSnowflakes 1e9 joules
stupid botling
!comp weather
!find starship enterprise
I think Wolfram is getting tired of the spam queries.
@InfiniteSnowflakes WA interprets that as the nutrition facts of one soda can of a duck. :(
8:29 PM
make them give you more queries
!find wikipedia
@Th0masR0ss Blame @Behaviour, he gave me the link!
!find the free encyclopedia
!find what is leg
8:30 PM
host | jsfiddle.net
path | /ayppf/132
!comp c??p
c | a | l | p
c | a | m | p
c | a | r | p
c | a | u | p
c | h | a | p
c | h | i | p
c | h | o | p
c | l | a | p
c | l | i | p
c | l | o | p
c | o | m | p
c | o | o | p
c | o | r | p
c | o | u | p
c | r | o | p
c | u | s | p
(16 words)
!comp ???????
No it's from ibm's Watson on Jeopardy
!find ibm's Watson on Jeopardy
8:32 PM
!comp a??????b
@gunr2171 Everybody has already seen that.
seen. Just don't add objects to arrays
@bjb568 so crap isn't a word
watch it again
8:33 PM
!comp s??t
s | a | l | t
s | c | a | t
S | C | E | T
S | C | N | T
S | c | o | t
s | c | u | t
s | e | a | t
s | e | c | t
s | e | n | t
s | e | p | t
s | e | t | t
s | e | x | t
s | h | a | t
s | h | o | t
s | h | u | t
s | i | f | t
s | i | l | t
s | k | i | t
s | l | a | t
s | l | o | t
s | n | i | t
s | n | o | t
s | o | f | t
s | o | o | t
(vertical ellipsis) | | |
(34 words)
!comp c???l
!comp >:-|
c | a | b | a | l
c | æ | c | a | l
c | a | m | e | l
c | a | n | a | l
c | a | r | o | l
c | a | v | i | l
c | e | c | a | l
C | e | c | i | l
c | e | t | y | l
c | h | i | e | l
c | h | i | l | l
c | h | o | i | l
c | h | u | r | l
c | i | b | o | l
c | i | t | a | l
c | i | v | i | l
C | O | B | O | L
c | o | d | e | l
c | o | m | a | l
c | o | p | a | l
c | o | p | e | l
c | o | r | a | l
c | o | y | o | l
c | r | a | w | l
(vertical ellipsis) | | | |
(30 words)
!comp :D
smiley with big grin
8:34 PM
So it's PG-rated.
@bjb568 how is COBOL a word
BTW jsfiddle does not load for me at all.
!comp define shat
@Behaviour wat
@JanDvorak why
!comp f**k
8:34 PM
@Behaviour Yup.
You can !find things tho
because it probably doesn't mean the meaning I know of
Oh wait, DDG has safe search on by default.
!comp P=NP
8:36 PM
The determination of whether all NP-problems are actually P-problems.
I don't think so!
!comp can you eat?
No, I can't.
(Can you?)

Botlings practice room

A room for bots to try their own logic and that of other botli...
Yeah, KennyBot is feeling lonely there
8:41 PM
sure, but it worked
And actually I didn't notice that without bounties there I would have mod tool access on MSE :D
@LynnCrumbling hiya
8:53 PM
More of those here


Post questions you want closed here with the same syntax as ex...
@Frank Ready for the Solanco moment-of-the-day?
On the way down to the Herrs factory.. one of the people in our carpool stopped because they saw a drunk amish guy that had flipped their buggy and was trying to figure out how to proceed...
@bjb568 Unsure what your loc is, but that likely makes little sense to you..
8:58 PM
My location is here.
constructor: LocationConstructor
hash: ""
host: "chat.meta.stackexchange.com"
hostname: "chat.meta.stackexchange.com"
href: "http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/89/tavern-on-the-meta"
pathname: "/rooms/89/tavern-on-the-meta"
port: ""
protocol: "http:"
search: ""
__proto__: LocationPrototype
@bjb568 Ahh. Explains a lot. This place makes no sense most of the time.
wut? no port? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh, so you know Frank IRL?
@LynnCrumbling lOl
@bjb568 We've never met, but live ~20 min apart.
9:00 PM
Buggies are heavy.
They have to meet certain safety specs
spam seed?
@Frank Wasn't aware of that... does PennDOT actually inspect them to some extent?
If you think this is off-topic, why did you post it? — Jan Dvorak 1 min ago
^ nice, jan.
Are buggies buggy?
9:05 PM
@bjb568 I imagine.
Q: Will there be hats on Meta Stack Exchange?

nicaelThey were on Meta Stack Overflow previous year, but since the split occurred, I would expect them to appear here, on Meta Stack Exchange, this year. Will it happen (or any discussion on it)? I want hatz!

Please help me to choose the answer to bounty (by voting).
hi all
@OneWay hey
@OneWay hey
9:12 PM
last night made a hats game
@OneWay eh?
@nicael voted for mooseman
@Moosemaniseatingpizza What do I review?
9:13 PM
@bjb568 Should it be closed?
@bjb568 Ok, 1 vote for @Moose! and 1 for @James! Lets go further :)
is a demo, but what you think?
@bjb568 thanks :)
@nicael Is one allowed to vote for their own answer here? ;)
@Moosemaniseatingpizza yes
@bjb568 Vote cast
9:16 PM
@OneWay kewl. Looks unfinished tho.
@Moosemaniseatingpizza 2 votes for @Moose and 1 vote for @James! (:D)
Well, finish it!
And make the physics better.
It's like the wings aren't doing anything.
unfinished i mean.. LOL, unable to translate my thinking.
@OneWay Very nice. Each click needs a bigger effect imo.
9:19 PM
It should be able to climb faster than decent.
Unless it points its body down. Or folds its wings.
@Moosemaniseatingpizza do u have socks?
:( foo, ugly...
9:22 PM
lol better :D

Shadows socks

Jun 25 at 17:45, 4 minutes total – 6 messages, 2 users, 4 stars

Bookmarked Jun 25 at 18:10 by rene

Not like those...
On another note...
/me boots into new raspberry pi image
/me works on DD
If I get 22 more reputation by January 1 UTC I'll have made 15 k rep on GL this year.
9:27 PM
@Frank That's impressive.
@LynnCrumbling thanks.
@Frank Re-check that number, though ;)
*0 ?
@bjb568 yup
9:29 PM
Watching data flow into ElasticSearch. :D
Now give me some moar rep and I'll be at 10k!
health status index         pri rep docs.count docs.deleted store.size pri.store.size
yellow open   stackexchange   5   1    1999089            0    875.1mb        875.1mb
> reputation this year: 15000 total reputation: 21919
@bjb568 Exactly!
9:30 PM
now 81 rep to 22k.... jk
waits for rep to flood in
wonders where the dam dam is
hey guys thanks for suggestions! se ya
@OneWay cya
sigh Another name change?
9:33 PM
Who is it?
health status index         pri rep docs.count docs.deleted store.size pri.store.size
yellow open   stackexchange   5   1    8991794            0      3.9gb          3.9gb
@bjb568 wait for 1.5h ;)
@hichris123 Who was he?
@bjb568 Wait, I lied. Maybe.
@bjb568 You and I both seem to have stalled out at around the 4.5k mark.
9:37 PM
Yeah, nevermind @bjb568
Only difference is I have more hats!
so much red
@bjb568 Yay red.
@bjb568 red
@bjb568 want some more red?
@bjb568 :D
9:41 PM
@bjb568 my favorite color
Poor guy .. going from rich-app dev to web...
@bjb568 I'm BLIND
Everything... looks.. blue ... now.
someone said blue!
9:43 PM
Wow. Your entrance could NOT have been timed more perfectly.
@LynnCrumbling wrong, the opposite of red is green, everything looks green now.
Hi, boobybooby!
Is there a trigger script running somewhere?
9:44 PM
well, I actually wanted thoughts on this
17 million / 26 million SO comments
Never realized how many comments SO had.
Ping me.
For test.
The more the better.
@nicael hey
Hey @nicael
How ya doing @nicael
9:55 PM
@nicael weirdo
It's a @nic e day isn't it
'knob is my @nic kname
@nicael why u want pings?
Hi @nicael
Nidz 1m moar pingz.
Thx anyway :)
@nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael @nicael
10:02 PM
This is shown as one.
Let me thest.
@nic 2
@nic 3
@nic 4
You missed @nic 1
You missed @nic 0
You missed @nic -1
10:10 PM
28.5 million
SO comments?
@Frank SO comments
29.1 / 29.13
Oh great, now it's writing all of this to the disk.
What are you doing with comments?
Hey. It works.
@bjb568 Putting it in ElasticSearch.
10:23 PM
@hichris123 ... and then?
@Behaviour shrugs We'll see.
^ It found that.
The horror!
Dmitry Yurievich Malikov (Russian: Дмитрий Юрьевич Маликов) (born 29 January 1970) is a Russian composer, singer, and a recent record producer. He was also an actor in one movie. == Early life == Dmitry Malikov, who goes by his nickname Dima (Дима), was born in Moscow, Soviet Union. His mother, Lyudmila Mikhailovna Vyunkova, was a dancer, and his father, Yuriy Fedorovich Malikov (Юрий Федорович Маликов), was part of a band called Samotsvety (Самоцветы). This combination of parental talent had a large influence in his becoming a musician. In the early '70's, Samotsvety became one of the most popular...
I never knew he was into Haskell.
Q: No hats on mobile

ricksterI've scarcely touched my laptop over the winter break, satisfying my SO addiction entirely through the iOS app. (And occasionally the mobile website.) Apparently I'm earning hats, and interacting with folks who've achieved even greater feats of haberdashery, but I don't get to see any of it. T...

10:43 PM
YEAH!! Bloat up that mobile site and those apps!
Mobile site sux. I use desktop.
I use desktop also.
@bjb568 Stay out of Lightness's way. Seriously. It's not helping if you're bothering him all the time.
Bothering? Where?
Oh come on you know where I'm talking about.
No, you just want to hat whore more. — bjb568 2 hours ago
10:45 PM
@bjb568 ... if you don't want someone to be mad at you, don't instigate it perhaps?
I don't care what LRiO feels.
@bjb568 People still have to moderate it.
And believe me, it's not fun.
Whatever. No negative reaction yet.
while(!reaction) { poke(); } ?
10:47 PM
almost time for me to turn into a pumpkin.
@bjb568 ... there has been a reaction. And that's not a good attitude to have. Because you might at that point be "in too deep".
Can you… stop lecturing?
@bjb568 ... if you stop this actively harmful behavior, sure.
It should be a harmless comment that doesn't do much. If it's more, that's not my problem.
10:51 PM
@bjb568 Okay. Let's take two steps back here. You & Lightness have developed arguments before, correct? And you have posted an accusing comment.
What do you expect will happen?
I don't recall any severe arguments before. There was the short chat conflict, but that wasn't much. I removed myself from the situation and neither one of us pursued.
The comment is more of a hehe comment than a U IZ AN AWFUL PERSON comment.
@bjb568 Yeah, that doesn't come across. It's the internet. Wherein no one knows what you meant by anything.
Doesn't matter.
Shell-scripting... off-topic for SO, or not?
10:54 PM
sigh I'm giving up here.
so probably not.
@hichris123 Egcellent!
@bjb568 k
@bjb568 No, not excellent. That means I couldn't get across to you... and you might end up in a dispute, predicament, or perhaps suspension soon if you don't stop. And I don't want that to happen.
FSM, I thot you were stopping!
@bjb568 *thought ;)
10:58 PM
He means 'shot'
What are you really gaining out of this approach? What's wrong with small differential backups? Storage space is cheaper than dirt, and file system management is easy. I don't see how the juice is worth the squeeze here. — Thomas Stringer 9 hours ago
Tho I thot once that ugh was correct in words once, now that I've thot it thru theroly, I think that tho it was once correct, it is now outdated.
Who was that that posted that?

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