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7:00 AM
Sounds good.
and question itself is not very good
it can't even be flagged as "why isn't this code working?", as there is no code, I am still thinking of some reason...
@DroidDev I think it can be flagged for that reason. Code is not working, and not included in the question. Bam.
@Behaviour ya, thanks :)
7:09 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Supplements and Herbs for Weight Loss by Amy Angell on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 80.2231: Supplements and Herbs for Weight Loss on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@JanDvorak Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
7:21 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Supplements and Herbs for Weight Loss by Amy Angell on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 80.2231: Supplements and Herbs for Weight Loss on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@JanDvorak Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 59.2345: in Web Master tools , site links are suddenly dropped on webmasters.stackexchange.com
7:41 AM
in Shadow's Den, 19 secs ago, by Shadow Wizard
spam answer http://meta.stackexchange.com/a/246272/152859
Removing "Can someone help please" made the post even worse, according to @hichris123.
Dec 26 at 6:09, by DroidDev
...and I need a six month vacation, twice a year
Adding an extra sentence didn't help either
7:55 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MY XBOX DOES NOT ENTERING DASHBOAR by harith on gaming.stackexchange.com
attracting rep-whores at the speed of light ^
Downvoted the few code dumps.
@Unihedro fixeded, thankz :P
is there a way to see the chat profile of user?
I mean, somehow, can we see, if user is present in any chat room?
8:13 AM
chat.(main site user link)
Pls give me a solution or Edit my code. stackoverflow.com/q/27685456/2389078
Drupal on MSE!
Eh, I meant Marshal on MSE.
8:31 AM
I was wondering what were you talking about...
9:28 AM
@hichris123 fpu
Oh! Don't fool me in thinking you're running a decent build of Smokey!
@rene No, he's running an older version with some changes.
He'll need to change this [SmokeDetector] to [Broken SmokeDetector]
oh, c'mon, it did catch half of today's muscle spam
@JanDvorak Any titles of missed spam? I can update the regex.
9:31 AM
wait - that thing is still there???
nobody cares about expression engine... (I already flagged though)
No worries, nobody visits that site anyway.
Hm... not too easy to find a regex to catch these without generating too many false positives.
(hmm, that seems familiar)
"top quality" is pretty spammy
Yeah, "Cheap Wig" can be added.
And "Corrine Raceland"
You're kidding, right?
@Behaviour But... that was in the spam.
9:34 AM
(ah, WAG, not "wig"...)
@ProgramFOX unlikely to have hits
Yeah, but will it be in any future spam? It's some random word generator.
wigs might be
And "aging skin".
(thinking out loud is the new talking to oneself)
9:35 AM
TODO: detect english disrepancies
*detect nonsensical text
9:40 AM
fashionable wigs are finally gone, btw
So.. ExpressionEngine® is some PHP-based CMS? How many of those are still there in the wild? I guess Craft is like that too. Plus the familiar Drupal and Wordpress.
And Joomla
kill PHP and spammers will have four fewer targets...
Boring fact of the day: ExpressionEngine® Answers has the lowest traffic (872/day) of any site with at least 3k questions. (They have 9k questions, actually). Possibly the lowest traffic/posts ratio on SE.
9:48 AM
What can I say, it's my job.
Over at Math, I even co-own a room for boring facts about the site.
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 52.6023: How To access Opportunity object over customer Portal on salesforce.stackexchange.com
previously on clay tablets...
10:02 AM
Q: コマンドが終了したら音を鳴らしたい

entoちょっと時間がかかるテストを回しながら開発しています。 $ python tests.py テストが走っている間に次のテストを書いたりして時間の埋め合わせをしていますが、テストが終わったら前回変えたところを忘れないうちにすぐにテスト結果を見て対処したいです。 テストを実行するコマンドが終了したらビープ音か何かを鳴らせばいいかと思うのですが、どうすればいいでしょうか。 SSH越しのシェルでも動作するような方法がよいです。 おまけでコマンドの終了コードが 0 かそうでないかによって別の音 (ビープ音の数が違うのでもよい) にできればさらによいです。(補足: ただし、音は終了コード...

Their highest voted question, +11. Anyone knows how good is it? :p
nice images
"(If bash has) finished executing commands, make a sound"
My theory is that global warming is just a deliberate effort to obliterate Japan and JA.SO
10:04 AM
I briefly considered adding an answer, but...
email is required, but not displayed publicly
oh, meta.ja.so
Is it just my browser, or is ja.so not very responsive when scrolling? I suppose the characters are to blame.
didn't feel performance hit, but maybe I am already used to browse CJK sites
Chrome does a great job eliminating all those japanese characters
Also, my computer takes a performance hit when doing anything
10:12 AM
@JanDvorak comp specs pls
Atom 1.6GHz / 2 GB RAM
/ crappy GPU
Ohh, general purpose computer?
a low-end convertible
at least it works :p
well, apart from the keyboard
still... true
10:17 AM
I'm on "The faster, simpler, and more secure computer".
Also known as Chromebook. So yes, a performance hit from the Japanese.
I would upvote if I could find my way to sign up button. :)
@Behaviour use Google Translate ;-)
10:25 AM
I have no idea how to add Japanese, but I added the bits of English I found on ja.so as well.
assuming relevance
Upvoted! The question only; I've no idea what the answer says.
But no Kofia hat, JA.SO does not participate in WB. And it's on meta anyway.
@Unihedro err, unfortunately, not relevant to the topic (guest post). I
I'll post new one for that
I think Andrew T.'s question is "how to translate this dialog".
So, NAA.
Screenshots annotated with punctuation: the universal language of the Internet.
10:27 AM
and blue color
no freehand circles :/
Arrows will do
uhh... the problem is not only the translation, since the link goes to English version of SE's privacy policy (and there is no Japanese for that one)... let's see..
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 66.3865: how made javaFX application online registration? on stackoverflow.com
10:33 AM
^ unclear/too-broad
(basically, there is English remaining when registration, but the links go to English site and no Japanese version)
@Moosemaniseatingpizza seen many times, but still, lol :D
11:06 AM
Self-defense techniques? Do you mean you want to teach your program how to punch people in the face? — Frédéric Hamidi 3 mins ago
11:26 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 64.7794: jekyll 2.5.3 | Error: :pgroup option is invalid on stackoverflow.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@ProgramFOX Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
wow, that went quickly
@SmokeDetector gone
A mod was probably around.
@PatrickHofman flazzed
@DroidDev thanks
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 79.5864: Uncomplicated Methods For Skin Eye Serum Explained on meta.stackexchange.com
@hichris123 tpu
Skin Eye Serum. goes to SmokeDetector's regex
also, skin serum, eye serum, skin eye?
Yeah, good idea.
12:02 PM
maybe even just "serum"?
Hmm... perhaps, I'm going to perform a search.
No, many fp's.
are there?
12:10 PM
@ProgramFOX done using the edit button
The edit button is your friend for one step rejects ;)
Yeah, forgot about it now :P
12:21 PM
Hi all
Okay, I considered an equation. What's next?
@JanDvorak I surrendered improving post on math, the get always rejected by community
12:28 PM
@Moosemaniseatingpizza sooo... that's kinda weird
Bjb Time?
@bjb568 Wake up!!
@Frank Get it yet? ;)
@Moosemaniseatingpizza thinking...
oh i c
12:49 PM
@Frank ;)
lol, the prank is still on!
30 stars and counting :)
cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27689148/1699210 OT different reasons
Low Quality A (100%): hi hi hi hi hi hi h ihi hi hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihih hi, by lol, on apple.stackexchange.com.
naa is okay too...
If it continues like this I run out of spam flags
1:23 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 64.6164: Three-machine proportionate flow shop problem with unequal machine on codereview.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WALL ANCHOR FOR HEAVY OBJECT by RASOUL on diy.stackexchange.com
@rene Y U no 100 flags network wide?
What to do with people circumventing the disabled Answer button on closed questions?
@PatrickHofman really? There is a grace period after closing...
1:29 PM
@rene: stackoverflow.com/a/27689805/993547. 7 minutes after it and commenting before.
@Unihedro Huh? I have only 12 on apple.se?
@rene :o
@PatrickHofman seems to be 4 hours: meta.stackexchange.com/a/91928/158100
@rene I know, but the button gets disabled on closing a question. You can edit the html and send it anyways.
1:36 PM
Oh, that should be killed serverside then...
@rene But it doesn't...
cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27689520/1234256 third request (If you don't think it should be closed, please state why)
@PatrickHofman well, status-by-design so that won't get fixed in the next 6-8 weeks
@rene Yes, it seems to, but this doesn't seem to be legit, whether it is by design or not.
@Moosemaniseatingpizza Maybe people don't care that much (and a lot are not active now). You for my vote anyways.
@PatrickHofman thanks
1:42 PM
@rene Hmm. Another case here, maybe the script is broken... stackoverflow.com/questions/27689858/…
@PatrickHofman can we try it on one?
@rene If you find a dup we can try... I have a gold badge on c#, so I will have a look.
@rene One to go here. If you vote, I will take a lookie lookie.
Q: Converting C application to c# char[]

Roger AspelinI am converting a C application to C# and i´m a bit novice in C programing so i nned help with som issues. Hope you can help me out. First is this one, it´s the char [] lines in the bottom... struct msg_next_match { int tatami; int category; int match; int m...

too late
1:46 PM
No, in time.
The button is disabled here...
I removed the html disabled attribute and voila :)
yeah seems to work...oh that is strange
Is it maybe a browser bug?
Something like IE8 ignoring that? or the mobile site? Or maybe posted with the mobile app?
@rene Dunno. We could flag, it, or ask @Shoggingthroughthesnow to look into this...
@JanDvorak: And 2 delete votes already :)
WTH why does Firefox suddenly use almost 3GB of memory? :O
That's a new personal record.
1:53 PM
Sounds like you have fox problems :p
@Unihedro Well, the fox is restarted now :P
No idea what caused it -- but probably it wasn't a good idea to keep that huge log file open for a long time :P
@Unihedro At least the fox won't try to put him inside a nice animatronic bear suit
1:56 PM
@SPArchaeologist Or so you thought
@Unihedro don't worries me. I have used the power from the lights, screen and doors to charge this gun I found... box lid said something like BigGun9000
2:08 PM
Ahhhh oops I accidentally approved this: stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/6602264
Argh, out of reviews.
@Doorknob冰 Done.
The guy looks like he has tons of suggestions that put ASP.NET or some other non-code things in code formatting... and lots of them are approved :/
@Doorknob冰 Yeah.. just saw that.
At least they edited out "thanks a lot".
@Doorknob冰 It does improve the formatting.
2:12 PM
Anybody have plans for new years?
@Unihedro I guess you'll see the new year come in long before we will.. right?
@LynnCrumbling Um... Write code!
@Unihedro blech
2:41 PM
@LynnCrumbling Nightout, but...maybe...
Q: Why do I get a compilation error with this declaration?

Lightness Races in OrbitI can't understand why I get this error with the GCC compiler: #include <string> using namespace std; void main() { string s(); s = "wtf"; return 0; } // output: error: non-object type 'std::string ()' is not assignable

Nevermind.. Lightness just self-deleted.
^ In the name of getting a hat.
@PatrickHofman cv'd.
2:54 PM
@LynnCrumbling Thanks
@LynnCrumbling: Hehe undeleted :)
@PatrickHofman lol
3:07 PM
@ProgramFOX and deleted again
Well, it would become auto-deleted anyway.
Not if it gets a upvoted answer, right?
Not in that case, no.
But then it would need to be reopened.
hiya @FOX9000
@Sompuperoo oh, I'm doing SmokeDetector testing
Logging how long it takes to load files and log on.
3:28 PM
Benchmarking results:
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 min ago, by FOX 9000
Time to load files: 0.00399994850159
Time to log in to chat.SE: 31.7880001068
Time to log in to chat.MSE: 32.3040001392
Time to fetch room Charcoal HQ: 0.0
Time to fetch room Tavern on the Meta: 0.0
Time to fetch Bayesian room: 0.0
Time to send startup messages: 0.000999927520752
(in seconds)
bah, I'm out of CVs.
question blown!
@ProgramFOX in that case, a dv will just have to do
3:32 PM
Yeah, I did that.
^ People are paid GOOD money to be SSRS dev's....
@LynnCrumbling y u no closevote
@Doorknob冰 It's coming.
@Doorknob冰 Busy ranting
Greetings aliens and other human-like creatures
@Doorknob冰 Done + dv.
3:35 PM
@Sumurai8 Greetings, human-eating butterfly ;)
@LynnCrumbling Wait, how could you delete vote if it's not closed yet?
@Doorknob冰 (Downvote)
SSRS questions are extrememly hard to ask correctly, since SO much of the report creation is done through the report-designer UI, but come on....
Re-word your question to only include that. Don't state your entire project in the question; limit it to a specific issue that you are having trouble with. Make sure you include screenshots of what your report looks like, and what code you currently have in place to populate things like dropdowns. — Lynn Crumbling 14 secs ago
Here's a query to roomba questions that have active close votes. No need to let them sit in the Close Votes queue when 1 downvote could take care of it.
3:40 PM
@Doorknob冰 Do you guys have Herr's potato chips down there?
@LynnCrumbling Hrm? I don't know what those are.
@Doorknob冰 Ahh, ok... it's just a potato chip brand... like Utz, or Pringles, or .. well, anyway.
3:53 PM
@InfiniteSnowflakes If a user was deleted, his bounties are attributed to Community :)
would fit for livehacks ;) apple.stackexchange.com/q/42182/55266
@Behaviour pending next build you have privs
@bummi Hah. Indeed.
beat me by 5s @ProgramFOX
4:01 PM
LOL, it's back:
Q: Why do I get a compilation error with this declaration?

Lightness Races in OrbitI can't understand why I get this error with the GCC compiler: #include <string> using namespace std; void main() { string s(); s = "wtf"; return 0; } // output: error: non-object type 'std::string ()' is not assignable Yes, yes, fine, I was after 30 Minutes or Less. Didn't go so ...

that revision history...
I'm just going to go ahead and CV as typo
@PatrickHofman I blame you. This is your fault.
@LynnCrumbling Why?
4:05 PM
<grin> You voted to undelete..
So, in a semi-serious moment... what is the deal with their question?
shouldn't it be locked for historical significance?
@PatrickHofman is it a real c++17 issue?
@Sompuperoo looked into the ones with 4 CV's
@PatrickHofman Or was Lightness just going after a hat?
sure they were just after a hat
4:07 PM
@LynnCrumbling Well, I guess it either has to be closed as dup of another, or answered.
@rene cool, thx
Mostly just confused about a self-delete;undelete;delete;undelete type of history.
Seems like two factions warring.
@nicael /me knows I was joking :D
@LynnCrumbling At least if such a high rep asks a question, ask a decent question...
@LynnCrumbling watwatwat...
4:18 PM
@nicael Precisely.
@Sompuperoo HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash will end in 6 days, 7 hours, 38 minutes and 57 seconds. :(
Did you misspell it?
Aww, it isn't a command. You fooled me! :P
4:22 PM
@Doorknob冰 Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...
55 hours 32 minutes 10 seconds till mistletoe hat
Let's make a conspiracy ;) Someone posts a request to keep the hatz always and we all who are there upvote this question. Who agrees?
@nicael keeping hats isn't hard. Just look at me.
looks at Jan
Does that mean I get to keep my hat now?
4:26 PM
@JanDvorak there is a problem: the original ones can go outside the avatar picture
look at the Tardis on mine
^^^ And my boat.
smaller avatar?
or grease.
icant evn se what i type b.c of my hat sometimes
@JanDvorak No, I love when hats are sticking :(
4:28 PM
@Sompuperoo english please
yesterday, by Doorknob 冰
user image
No conspiracies allowed here ;)
@InfiniteSnowflakes Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...
!!/Does this summon the detector?
4:40 PM
@Unihedro Kinda sorta
@anorton !!/no
@hichris123 Smokey called me human and insulted me ^^
Should I kick it?
@InfiniteSnowflakes Hmm... you want to kick Smokey...
Plot twist: Inf is a spammer.
@InfiniteSnowflakes What happened to your happiness?
4:41 PM
@InfiniteSnowflakes I've kicked it on chat.SE before. :P
@ProgramFOX :O
Nooo!!! This cannot be!
@Sumurai8 I winterized
@ProgramFOX Go fix the "humans", fox.
@InfiniteSnowflakes You... you... cold-hearted wintery being O_o I mean...
@Sumurai8 No, the wintery being is the frozen bjbotling

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