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Jan Dvorak

11:00 PM

3600

Doorknob 冰

3333 seconds

π * 1000 seconds

ɥʇǝS

3000 seconds

hichris123

3000 seconds remaining (50 minutes)

Unihedro

Head to school bye!

Shadow Wizard

no hat for you then, @Uni! cya!

hichris123

11:11 PM

@ɥʇǝS ... you're not allowed to beat me!

ɥʇǝS

@hichris123 I've got a hat, your argument is invalid.

Shadow Wizard

@ɥʇǝS -1, your hat is too small

hichris123

@ɥʇǝS -1, invalid argument

user259867

-1, comments cannot contain that content.

Jan Dvorak

-1, your comment is outdated, Beha

user259867

11:13 PM

What, they got unblocked?

ɥʇǝS

Jan Dvorak

@Behaviour -1 for deviating from the established format

@ɥʇǝS How did the watermelon get there? Worse, how did the cat get there?

user259867

> Comments can't contain that content. Stating how you voted may distract the author from the important parts of your comment. Please focus on what you found useful or unhelpful about the post.

user259867

Still there.

Unihedro

Yes I can only hunt hat after I get home.

Excuse my mobile keyboard.

Shadow Wizard

11:17 PM

I saw that!

4

Doorknob 冰

Saw what? I have no idea what you're talking about

2500 seconds

@Doorknob冰 l8

!!/hats

@hichris123 HATS ARE AWESOME. This was going to show how long until hats start, but it was too hard and I gave up.

bjb568

11:22 PM

!!/hats

SmokeDetector

@bjb568 HATS ARE AWESOME. This was going to show how long until hats start, but it was too hard and I gave up.

bjb568

!!/hats?

SmokeDetector

@bjb568 HATS ARE AWESOME. This was going to show how long until hats start, but it was too hard and I gave up.

bjb568

!!/hatstest

SmokeDetector

@bjb568 HATS ARE AWESOME. This was going to show how long until hats start, but it was too hard and I gave up.

Undo

11:22 PM

there's not much variety :P

bjb568

Huh.

Shadow Wizard

!!/coffee

hichris123

We're approaching 2000 seconds.

!!/lick

Braiam

@ShadowWizard No coffee for you!

bjb568

2210

SmokeDetector

11:23 PM

@hichris123 licks ice cream cone

Doorknob 冰

!!/wat

bjb568

!!/lickahat

SmokeDetector

@bjb568 licks ice cream cone

Doorknob 冰

^ that should be a thing

bjb568

@SmokeDetector No!

hichris123

11:23 PM

@bjb568 lol

Shadow Wizard

!!/lick @bjb568

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard licks ice cream cone

Doorknob 冰

!!/HatSoupTastesBad

SmokeDetector

@Doorknob冰 HATS ARE AWESOME. This was going to show how long until hats start, but it was too hard and I gave up.

ɥʇǝS

bjb is an ice cream cone?

bjb568

11:24 PM

@ShadowWizard licks himself

Undo

@ShadowWizard I was going to do that, but then I though about potential for abuse and it scared me :P

Shadow Wizard

@Undo "potential" is a mega-understatement ;)

Braiam

@Undo if people had more "but then I though about..." moments sites like SO wouldn't exist

Shadow Wizard

we're abusing it even without full lick functionality

hichris123

Eeek computer froze.

Shadow Wizard

11:25 PM

@hichris123 no wonder, too many snow flakes

Doorknob 冰

0b100000000000 seconds

2000 seconds

2000 seconds.

@Doorknob冰 done.

@hichris123 late

11:27 PM

@bjb What?

!!/wat

uhhh

@Undo liar

!!/woot?

Computer froze. Needs a restart.

Undo

11:27 PM

@Doorknob冰 you spelled it wrong

Shadow Wizard

@hichris123 just put it in the sun

Doorknob 冰

!!/wot

!!/what

Braiam

I wonder how hichris is able to chat with us even trough his system froze

hichris123

Lol

Undo

... you spelled it wrong again

Doorknob 冰

11:28 PM

!!/waht

uh-uh

!!/waat

nope.

!!wat

!!/whaaaaaaaaat

11:28 PM

!!/watYOUBETTERWORKTHISTIMEORI'LLSUSPENDYOUONCHAT.SE

Undo

points at letter between Y and I

hichris123

@Braiam on tablet.

Braiam

!!/wut?

SmokeDetector

@Braiam Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...

Braiam

....

Shadow Wizard

11:29 PM

+++

Undo

$$$

Braiam

$_$

hichris123

Okay, reopening Chrome.

Undo

0b11100001000 seconds

NotDoorknob

***

I'm late. :(

Doorknob 冰

11:30 PM

<The year America got its independence> seconds

Braiam

inb4 using historic reference instead of the frigging numbers

Jan Dvorak

inb4 year 4 = second coming of Jesus

Braiam

¬_¬

Undo

<year Frans Denys was born> seconds

no idea who that is.

Category:Births by year

People categorized by the year in which they were born. See also: Category:Deaths by year...

Doorknob 冰

0x600 seconds

1500 seconds

Braiam

11:35 PM

<times he has googled weird historic references> x 1750 seconds

hichris123

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue!

Doorknob 冰

<when the Fall of Constantinople ended> seconds

ɥʇǝS

you have that date in your head? o_O

Doorknob 冰

0x567 seconds

ɥʇǝS

@hichris123 You know, my state replaced Columbus day with "Indigenous Peoples' Day".

Undo

11:37 PM

<far too many> seconds

Doorknob 冰

@ɥʇǝS No, I have the ability to use Google in my head. :D

ɥʇǝS

hahaha

"OK glass"

Doorknob 冰

1337 seconds!

(aww, that was a little late)

Undo

<52*25> seconds

Doorknob 冰

6⁴ seconds

(also late)

Braiam

11:39 PM

inb4 winterbash delayed because the tavern was too late

1234 seconds

1200!

1111 seconds

<number of moderators on SE network * 2.5> seconds

Doorknob 冰

2¹⁰ seconds (xkcd.com/1000)

bjb568

11:42 PM

1024 seconds left!

hichris123

2^10 seconds!

Braiam

@Undo FLOATING POINT ERROR

Doorknob 冰

HA I'm faster than all of you

Unihedro

Lots of seconds

Undo

1k seconds

Doorknob 冰

11:43 PM

10²!

1000

1000

dangit @Undo

@Doorknob冰 wrong :P

^^

11:43 PM

We are officially in the triple digits, I repeat, triple digits!

^^^

^^^^

^^^^^

3

2

11:44 PM

^^^^^^^^

Undo

932 (9 = 3^2) seconds!

Braiam

dammit @Undo, it should be 1!

Doorknob 冰

@Undo ... okay, you have to admit, that was kind of a stretch. :P

Undo

911 seconds

@Doorknob冰 ... yeah :P

hichris123

900 seconds remaining (15 minutes)

Doorknob 冰

11:45 PM

+new Array(4).join(8) seconds

Undo

<moderators on SE network * 2> seconds left

user259867

@hichris123 you missed 1000?

Jan Dvorak

8=2^3

hichris123

@Behaviour conflict (1024 was too close)

800 seconds remaining (13 minutes)

Jan Dvorak

too late

Doorknob 冰

11:47 PM

<Boeing's most popular airplane> seconds

hichris123

700 seconds remaining (12 minutes)

Hobo Sapiens

Afternoon all

Doorknob 冰

<number of answers I have on Stack Overflow> seconds

Jan Dvorak

666 seconds

user259867

@Doorknob冰 s/amount/number (countable noun)

Undo

11:49 PM

<Super User's visits/day * .0001> seconds left

Hobo Sapiens

If anyone has any CVs left in these last few minutes can I beg a couple to clear some off-topics from the [cisco] list?

Braiam

@Behaviour char 15: unterminated `s' command

Hobo Sapiens

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27148380/1864610

hichris123

600 seconds remaining (10 minutes)

Doorknob 冰

<Jon Skeet's rep / 1234> seconds

Undo

11:50 PM

what's up with the weird rev number at the bottom of pages?

> rev 1.0.1234.5678 ?

Doorknob 冰

... is it hat-related?

Undo

I would kinda think so

hichris123

obviously april fools, @Undo.

Doorknob 冰

shhhh I discovered that and told @Undo in private so I get the hat

Hobo Sapiens

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/23362544/1864610

Undo

11:51 PM

@Doorknob冰 LIAR

IT'S MY HAT

Tim Stone

@Undo Uh oh, someone broke the build configuration.

hichris123

2^9 seconds!

Jan Dvorak

512 seconds

Undo

@TimStone ... so we will not be getting hats today?

Doorknob 冰

500 seconds

hichris123

11:51 PM

500 seconds remaining (8 minutes)

Yay for bots!

Tim Stone

@Undo I imagine that's an unrelated question. :P

As always though, let's blame @balpha

Shadow Wizard

> rev 1.0.1234.5678

Doorknob 冰

<number related to Nigerian princes> seconds

Jan Dvorak

inb4 michael jackson popcorn gif

Undo

@Doorknob冰 wut?

balpha

11:53 PM

not my fault

4

hichris123

400 seconds remaining (7 minutes)

Doorknob 冰

@Undo 419

Undo

no idea

Tim Stone

The Wheel of Blame say it's the server's fault.

Shadow Wizard

I blame @Bart

Tim Stone

11:53 PM

We should really update that with people who are more likely to be at fault.

Like not-me.

Doorknob 冰

6²*10 seconds

Undo

LOL, THAT'S FUNNY @TimStone :)

Shadow Wizard

I edited the wheel to take all users in the Tavern

Undo

We know that you break stuff!

Doorknob 冰

333 seconds

Undo

11:54 PM

@ShadowWizard ...except me, right? :P

Shadow Wizard

dunno where it is though, lost in the tons of revisions

Jan Dvorak

321

Shadow Wizard

@Undo nope, nobody could escape :D

Doorknob 冰

5 minutes

hichris123

300 seconds remaining (5 minutes)

Undo

11:55 PM

300

aaargh

not fast enough

Doorknob 冰

>:D

hichris123

2^8 seconds!

Doorknob 冰

2^(2^3) seconds

argh

Undo

250 seconds

Jan Dvorak

inb4 hichris starts counting miliseconds after he hits 1 second

Doorknob 冰

11:56 PM

222 seconds

200 seconds

hichris123

200 seconds remaining (3 minutes)

Undo

200 seconds

Jan Dvorak

200

Doorknob 冰

you're all too slow :D

Jan Dvorak

damn y'all

Shadow Wizard

11:56 PM

can't beat bots

Doorknob 冰

@ShadowWizard I believe I just did

user259867

One can, by posting a few seconds earlier...

hichris123

@Doorknob冰 You're cheating!

Doorknob 冰

<VERY SMALL NUMBER> seconds

rolfl

150

Shadow Wizard

11:57 PM

lol

Jan Dvorak

if worst comes to worst, I can beat the bots in kickbox

Doorknob 冰

@hichris123 shhhhhh I'm just being more accurate by accounting for latency

128 seconds

123 seconds

lol

11:58 PM

120 seconds

Doorknob 冰

111 seconds

Undo

Really, I'm the only one that gets 128?

100 seconds

hichris123

100 seconds remaining (2 minutes)

Doorknob 冰

10² seconds

argh I almost missed it

hichris123

90 seconds remaining (2 minutes)

Undo

11:58 PM

@Doorknob冰 now that's right

hichris123

80 seconds remaining (1 minutes)

user259867

@Undo Okay, have a star for the only power of 2 whose digits are powers of 2. (Conjecturally)

Doorknob 冰

@hichris123 beats with giant S

rolfl

72 seconds

hichris123

70 seconds remaining (1 minute)

Undo

11:58 PM

@hichris123 PLURALIZATION!

64 seconds

hichris123

60 seconds remaining (1 minute)

Doorknob 冰

LESS THAN A MINUTE

hichris123

50 seconds remaining (1 minute)

40 seconds remaining (1 minute)

Doorknob 冰

Braiam

less than 30 secs!

Undo

11:59 PM

32 seconds

hichris123

20 seconds remaining (0 minute)

Undo

@Doorknob冰 if I had my diamond here, I might be tempted to abuse it right now

*0 minutes

10

10

11:59 PM

9

Shadow Wizard

10

9

ɥʇǝS

8

7

Undo

4

Doorknob 冰

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow Wizard

7

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