The Chat.SE Official RNG Game
Generate a random number from 0-9. Then if it's:
0, go join a random room.
1, ask for a cool link from the person other than you who last talked, and visit it (if you want.)
2, wait, what's 2? Re-roll the die.
3, find a random post and reply to it.
4, leave the room.
5, share something cool.
6, share a secret (of yours!)
7, it's your lucky day! Pick any action.
8, Show off something of yours.
9, Pick a user and play Tic-Tac-Toe with them (with some ASCII art.)

Tic-Tac-Toe board

import extinguisher

extinguisher.extinguish(fire)

sink.remove(ShadowWizard)
ShadowWizard.dry()
ShadowWizard.grow()
partyPeople = [ASCIIThenANSI, ShadowWizard]
addPartyPeopleToList(partiers=partyPeople, people=StackExchange.Users)
for person in partyPeople:
  person.party()