Wizards Den

7:21 AM

~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT

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!!cupcake

~ One cupcake on its way for @RocketNikita ....

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!!wut

~ WUT?

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!!cat dog animal

7:22 AM

~ wait for it ...

@RocketNikita no cats available

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!!feed @Shadow’s shadow

~ Thanks for the @Shadow’s shadow, appreciated!

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!!feed @ShadowWizards’s shadow of shadow

~ Didn't I have @ShadowWizards’s shadow of shadow before?

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!!feed spaghetti

7:24 AM

~ Thanks for the spaghetti, appreciated!

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!!poo

~ 💩 💩

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!!feed nothing

~ The taste of nothing is awful but it's better than nothing ...

2

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!!vomit

7:24 AM

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH @ShadowWizardisVaccinating, poo, pee !!!!!

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!!pee

~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!

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!!feed bomb

~ If you consider bomb to be food I might as well grab a Big Mac ...

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!!feed trash

7:26 AM

~ Come on! Make me something better than trash

~ What a mess ...

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!!feed slug

~ Didn't I have slug before?

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!!feed snail

~ I'm not sure I ever had snail ...

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!!feed watermelon

7:27 AM

~ The taste of watermelon is awful but it's better than nothing ...

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!!feed apple

~ Come on! Make me something better than apple

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!!feed Big Mac

~ I have had enough for now ...

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!!vomit

7:28 AM

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH @Shadow’s shadow, @ShadowWizards’s shadow of shadow, spaghetti !!!!!

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!!poo

~ 💩 💩 💩

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!!feed @ShadowWizard

~ No Pizza?

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!!feed Pizza

7:29 AM

~ Come on! Make me something better than Pizza

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!!feed Nuclear bomb

~ Come on! Make me something better than Nuclear bomb

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!!feed air

~ I have had enough for now ...

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!!poo

7:30 AM

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩

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!!poo more

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

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!!poo even more

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

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!!poo

7:31 AM

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

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!!poo ooooooo ooooooo

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

7:43 AM

@Kaushik all good, pee took care of any fire here. ;)

Though not sure what happens if one poop on a fire? @Hans1984 you might know?

Hmm.... certain kinds of poo can surely distinguish fires as well.

@Reno what??? lol, and welcome back!!

@Ren you twin of @ren?

@KennyBOT on no, you lost both pee and poo of @Rock :(

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

cat service is down, I contacted the developer, hopefully it'll be back soon... @rene you have any alternative in mind for the cat command?

No, you?

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@rene @Sha catoverflow.com

7:59 AM

@RocketNikita nice, but do they have API?

What I linked to, which @rene found a while ago, has official API that could be used, instead of screen scraping.

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@Sha @rene list of all cat gifs catoverflow.com/api/query

hmm OK it has API but it's not random. @rene my idea: load once (when Kenny starts) 100 items from that API, store the URLs in the bot's memory, and serve random cat from there. What you think?

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@Sha I am faster by two seconds!

Wait, all are gif? Might not fit imgur, we better not hotlink.

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catoverflow.com/wBnnP23

8:05 AM

@RocketNikita show off! :D

(I'm old hence slow)

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![](catoverflow.com/wBnnP23)

@RocketNikita put ! in front

!https://catoverflow.com/wBnnP23

It will force the chat to onebox it as image.

Otherwise it'll onebox only if the URL ends with a known extension of image.

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Yes! Just add .gif to url: catoverflow.com/wBnnP23.gif

@RocketNikita no, hotlinking isn't good: 1) It might overload the remote site bandwidth, and 2) many websites directly forbid hotlinking, and even detect when it's done and send other image instead. This got active chat member to get banned once.

(@rene you remember? With @forest?)

8:11 AM

I remember lot of "bad stuff" from @forest :D

So image must be uploaded first to SE imgur account, which is limited to 2MB.

@rene the time she posted image which was fine to her (something funny she found) but when hotlinked, it sent extreme NSFW image of.... something very NSFW.

Hah!

So you remember?

Of course it got her chat banned, maybe even suspension on main site, but turned out to be honest mistake of not checking the image when hotlinked.

@forest can be annoying, sure, but not the type to post NSFW stuff on purpose.

That's something only @Praxis could be doing, in theory. ;)

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@Sha maybe imgur search api?

@RocketNikita dunno, not familiar with it. What does it require?

@rene is a busy man, and spent more than enough on Kenny...

Think he even pays $1 per month for the movies API?

This brings a new idea.... @rene does the movie API return image as well? If so, maybe look for movie having "cat" in its name, and upload the image instead of just posting its name. What do you think?

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8:22 AM

@Sha API key is required. I don’t know if it’s paid.

@RocketNikita well, might be too much work... up to rene.

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating sounds like a lot of work

@rene why? You already have the basis.

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@rene is Kenny open source? Maybe i’ll help somehow.

@RocketNikita kind of, we can see its code, but not directly post any pull requests. I think? @rene

8:27 AM

right

@rene left :D

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating polarize (?)

@FOX9000 bear

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating prematurely (?)

@FOX9000 bad

8:29 AM

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating KKK (?)

huh?

>>islink bad KKK

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Yes, that's a manually added link.

oh

>>explainlink bad KKK

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating No explanation found.

:(

!!blame KKK

8:30 AM

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating blames @user940803 for KKK

lol

!!thank Rocket Nikita

:(

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating thanks Rocket for the help.

oh so must be the full name, with spaces.

!!pee on @Hans as welcome gift

~ That is gross ....

@RocketNikita hahah

8:32 AM

@KennyBOT no it's not

puts out umbrella

is it raining again ?

@Hans1984 raining cats

oh its just kenny

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Hmmm, javascript ... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

@Hans so can poo distinguish a fire?

8:33 AM

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating yes but only if it is kenny doing the pooping

since he can poop for days

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!!poo on @Shadow

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

like a fire extinguisher

@Hans1984 hmm.... I don't think so, his poo is too solid. It's like throwing rocks on the fire.

8:34 AM

lol

@InsaneCat

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!!pee on @ShadowWizardisVaccinating

~ Open the floodgates ....

@RocketNikita thanks! This washed the poo.

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!!vomit on @ShadowWizardisVaccinating

8:35 AM

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH nothing, bomb, trash, slug, snail !!!!!

uhh snails

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

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!!feed poo

~ The taste of poo is awful but it's better than nothing ...

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!!vomit on @Hans

8:39 AM

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH watermelon, apple !!!!!

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!!vomit

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH @ShadowWizard !!!!!

I see Tech Expert made a new account

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Everyone is thinking i’m @Tec, but i’m not.

stop lying

we got you !

pulls out handcuffs

you are under arrest !

;)

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8:46 AM

AaAhHhh

first i need to shoot you

oh hold on this is not the US

nevermind

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leaves the chat

bye bye

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Nah

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!!feed @Hans1984

8:49 AM

~ Come on! Make me something better than @Hans1984

stop it tech expert

i told you before

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!!feed @Hans1984 force

~ I'm not sure I ever had @Hans1984 force ...

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!!feed @Hans1984

~ If you consider @Hans1984 to be food I might as well grab a Big Mac ...

8:50 AM

put @RocketNikita in trash can and rolls him down the hill

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!!feed @Hans1984 and Big Mac

~ If you consider @Hans1984 and Big Mac to be food I might as well grab a Big Mac ...

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Silly bot

~ what about pizza

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!!vomit pizza on @Hans

8:51 AM

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH Pizza, Nuclear bomb, poo !!!!!

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH @Hans1984 !!!!!

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@Hans really, why do you think I’m @Tec?

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!!pee

~ Let's build some dykes ....

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!!help

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!!airhorn
!!blame
!!cat [category] ["text"]
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!feed
!!flush
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!poo
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status ( wait a moment )
!!thank
!!vomit
!!wipe
!!wut

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8:53 AM

!!airhorn

your behavior is exactly the same

it doesnt matter

i have to work now

later

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>>listcommands

Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, showlatest10, latestword, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *gameban, *gameunban, joingame, quitgame

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>>utc

8:56 AM

@RocketNikita Thu Mar 25 08:56:22 2021

@Hans1984 let's make some tests

@Rocket do you have a pocket?

@Rocket do you have children?

@Rocket do you love pings?

@Rocket do you know @ppwater?

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@Sha Who hasn’t

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@Sha not married

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@Sha those are cute

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@Sha No I don’t know him/her

9:01 AM

hmm.... 50/50 chance so far. @Hans

Different replies but can easily be done on purpose... either way you're fine @Rocket just don't repeat the same mistakes @Tec made and it will be good.

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@Sha What mistakes?

@RocketNikita pockets? Some kinds of pants have no pockets, got such as pajama.

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@Sha my pajama has pockets

I'd take pic of my own, but I'm not at home. Found on Google though:

@RocketNikita annoying other people in chat.

If you're Tech then kudos, you're doing a fine job so far. :D

If not then you should be running away by now from us weird people, no? lol

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Arghbrtgh I AM NOT TECH

9:09 AM

Hiya!!

!!cat

~ now where did I put those pictures ...

@Insane @Rocket

@InsaneCat no cats available

@InsaneCat cats are dead

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating @rene @Hans1984

9:09 AM

cataas.com

oops

That's the service ^^

Sad

Yup

hope you ppls are fine

9:11 AM

@InsaneCat my goldfish are happy

Happy goldfish

►

That's my vid ^

Aah :3

<3 awesome

FISH FISH

They moved to this tank yesterday, used to be in way smaller bowl of water.

Ohh thats great

They didn't eat at first so I was worried.

bowl sucks

9:13 AM

They're already 1.5 years old.

this is seems find for them

:o

Funny thing, they always stick together, even now in this big tank.

ha ha ha love birds :D

I had but bowl not enough for them so... :(

That's the previous tank, about a year ago ^

bown is good for fighter fish

9:16 AM

They don't fight, only bump into things.

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bump

And they steal the food of the cleaner fish.

Luckily it's big enough for all of them.

@Rock you have fish?

BTW, you prefer @Roc, @Rock, @Rocke, @Rocket, or @RocketNikita?

@RocketNikita hehe, just had friendly quarrel over bumping with someone on MSE...

Do not edit just for bumping, it's abuse of the edit privilege. You can add something useful, make useful edit, or start a bounty on the question in order to bump it. — Shadow Wizard is Vaccinating 1 hour ago

You plan to be active on MSE? @Rocket

How did you lose 1 point of rep? @Rock

@RocketNikita you want to be married, one day?

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@Sha no i don’t have a fish.

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@Sha @Rock is ok

@RocketNikita OK

9:22 AM

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating lee (?)

@FOX9000 wee

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating jock (?)

@FOX9000 strap

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating mask (?)

@FOX9000 Corona

9:22 AM

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating party (?)

@FOX9000 WHAT

@ShadowWizardisVaccinating do (?)

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@Sha dunno created account just to vote, flag and comment.

@RocketNikita but you can't downvote

So how did you lose rep?

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@Sha yes i can

9:25 AM

oh wait.... right! It's 100 on MSE.

Careful not to downvote answer again then, you'll be down to 99 and won't be able to downvote again.

i have 2 female dogs (Studdy (Lab) , Bubble (Pom)), and 1 clever parrot his name is (mithu),
also i had 2 small malaysian turtle and 1 gold and 1 fighter fish
:)
CC @Hans1984 @ShadowWizardisVaccinating.

@InsaneCat nice! What happened to the turtle and fish?

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@Sha couldn’t find anywhere what’s star board

@RocketNikita what do you mean?

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@Sha chat star board —>

9:39 AM

@RocketNikita what about it? What you couldn't find?

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@Sha what appears here? Last starred messages or most starred messages?

@RocketNikita still don't get you. Star board showing messages that have been starred/pinned. The sort is done by special score which is based on amount of stars and message "age", i.e. even message with 50 stars won't stick forever, and message with one star will eventually bypass it.

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@Sha Thanks! Now understand.

A: How does the repositioning of starred messages work?

Exact formula is here:

13

Just like the "hot questions" on the Q&A sites, it's based on the Hacker News formula. Starred messages are sorted in descending order by Stars ----------- (Age + 2)1.5 where Age is the message age in minutes. So there's indeed a time decay factor (e.g. a 20-minute old message with 5 stars ...

balpha was the "master of chat" in SE.

Reno

balpha still exists?

9:51 AM

@Reno of course, but not working for SE anymore.

10:51 AM

~ In the Shadow of Disgrace

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!!poo

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

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!!poo more

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

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!!poo poo poo

10:54 AM

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

11:10 AM

Fish died so my heart is broken because of bowl so purchased aquarium but at that time turtles arrived so they are living inside aquarium and before 1 year i released them into river @ShadowWizardisVaccinating @Hans1984

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🥺

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@FOX9000

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@FOX9000 game

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>>joingame