@JasonC reproduction

@ShadowWizard babies

@JasonC diapers

you a parent, @Jason?

@ShadowWizard not even close

@ShadowWizard potty

@JasonC oh, lol... how old are you?

@ShadowWizard 33; age has nothing to do with the "not even close" part, lol.

@JasonC pee

@JasonC sure, we're living in a free world! Guess no point asking you why? :)

Find me a nice girl, a solid career, and a good house and then we'll talk.

@ShadowWizard urine

For now, it's just me and my cats.

@JasonC oh, those reasons. Well, it might happen sooner or later you know :D

@JasonC cats... hmm.... Anna also likes cats..... ;)

@JasonC urinal

I probably have to leave NYC first though. I'm not great at meeting people to begin with and NYC is a really hard place to meet people to begin with. It's also hard to save money here.

If I kept my freelance clients but moved to a different city I'd be living like a king.

@JasonC and here in Israel we're sure that everyone in the USA are rich and happy...

@ShadowWizard cake

@ShadowWizard Lawl. Good one.

cake. cake? cake?!

will Google just for laughs... let's see...

grainger.com/product/TOUGH-GUY-Urinal-Cake-WP5003199/_/…?$smthumb$

...

OMG they call it cake!!

bit.ly/1tBu7wi

I know haha

I would have never gueesed

Worst birthday ever.

@JasonC candles

@ShadowWizard fire

@JasonC blaze

If I would have said "wax" I wonder what the difference in words would be like, 1 week from now.

@ShadowWizard flare

@JasonC what do you mean?

@JasonC missiles

@ShadowWizard I mean that if I said a different word instead, the entire remaining future of this game would be completely different.

It's a lot of responsibility!

@ShadowWizard bullets

@JasonC oh, you mean the WAG butterfly effect :)

@JasonC list

@ShadowWizard table

@JasonC desk

@ShadowWizard pencils

@JasonC pocket

@ShadowWizard pool

@JasonC swimming

@ShadowWizard drowning

@JasonC torture

@ShadowWizard pain

@JasonC pleasure

@ShadowWizard boat