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12:30 AM
@ShadowWizard I'm here
 
 
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5:31 AM
@ShadowWizard <3
@ShadowWizard :D
 
 
2 hours later…
8:00 AM
@JamesENL good! :D
@maveň 3<
@maveň D:
 
8:24 AM
@ShadowWizard =3
@ShadowWizard :D:
@JamesENL Hullo here. I'm MAR
 
@M.A.R. nice to meet you informally
That question also made me facepalm
 
@JamesENL Hey
How're you doing?
 
How you doin'
*flick hair*
 
I dun well bruh
 
Is this the point where we rip our shirts off and start beating our chests with our fists?
 
8:28 AM
@JamesENL beware, @M.A.R. got a chemical chest
 
Uh oh
 
changing avatar at last
 
If he hits the wrong covalent bond, then we could all be in an ashy crater
 
Time to show myself... :P
@JamesENL yup, that is correct
 
Nah, I come in peace
Vitamin C is usually halpful
 
8:31 AM
vitamin D is better
 
I do like D
 
@Dro and @ber like size D
You know @Dro and @ber, @James?
@ber and @Dro, you know @James?
 
Hmmm maybe. Do they hang out in the Tav or SOCVR?
 
not really
 
Probably not then
 
8:33 AM
:(
Well, if I need to describe them with one word, for @Dro it would be "boobs", for @ber it would be "single", as other words might scare you away from here. @James :P
 
I'm sure I can run flailing to the arms of my boyfriend if I get too traumatised
 
@JamesENL OK, so the word that really describes @ber is... "fap"! :D
 
That's not traumatising at all
 
eh, can't know ;)
 
Fair enough
 
8:35 AM
I mean, we all do it, but some just not talk about it.... :D
 
Traumatising would be saying he likes to wear a lady like a hat
Maybe
 
@JamesENL nah, he's just wearing a cow as a hat
where's that picture....
Other way around, still funny.... :D
 
Ahh I see
 
@SamsungNote7Plus nice cow!
So @James you finally found a "stable" boyfriend? Remember when you still didn't have any.
 
Yeah, I remember the dark times :p
And am glad I perservered
 
8:39 AM
@ShadowWizard The boyfriend was reactive?
 
@M.A.R. he was a ghost, or something like that
 
Oh that!
 
one day just disappeared. No, @James?
 
Unclear what you're asking. Reactive towards electrophiles, or nucleophiles?
 
God I'd forgotten about that
 
8:39 AM
@ShadowWizard Double unclear what you're asking
 
He wasn't a boyfriend per se, I'd asked him out for a first date, he said yes, then never messaged me ever again and didn't reply to any of my messagess
Then proceeded to vent in Tav for 30 minutes
 
>>flip urbandictionary
 
@M.A.R. (┛๑Д゜)┛︵ʎɹɐuoᴉʇɔᴉpuɐqɹn
 
Now that's cool
>>flip I'm afraid I can't do that Brad
 
8:43 AM
@JamesENL (╯๑.๑)ง︵pɐɹᗺ ʇɐɥʇ op ʇ,uɐɔ I pᴉɐɹɟɐ ɯ,I
 
yeah @FOX is cool bot
 
ProgramFOX writes a good bot
 
yup
>>doubleflip {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard @ſɐɯǝsƎN˥ ︵ヽ(ಥ.ಥ)ノ︵ ˥NƎsǝɯɐſ@
 
that's you, double flipped ^ @James
 
8:45 AM
Damn
Have we discovered the source of perpetual motion?
 
Just keep me flipping and hook me up to a generator
 
sounds like fun!
>>cat repeat what I say
 
@ShadowWizard repeat what I say
 
@FOX9000 I don't want to
>>halp
 
8:47 AM
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: help?
 
>>yis
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: yes?
 
>>lick
 
>>yes
 
@JamesENL Command not found. Did you mean: link?
@ShadowWizard I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.
 
8:47 AM
@James wrong bot
 
>>listcommands
 
Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *award, *emptyqueue, *removespell, *gameban, *gameunban, joingame, quitgame
 
@Moosebot lick @James
 
user280395
> Licks @James. Tastes like a wet dog. shivers
 
:O
 
8:48 AM
:O
:O
 
>>*translationchain
 
@JamesENL Command not found. Did you mean: translationchain?
 
>>translationchain
 
@JamesENL You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
 
8:48 AM
heh, the "*" means it's admin only
 
>>help translationchain
 
@JamesENL Owner-only command. Creates a chain of translations using Yandex Translate. Syntax: >>translationchain steps_number input_lang output_lang Text to translate.
 
Ahh I see
Too noisy for regular use is it?
>>viewspells
 
@JamesENL Not enough arguments.
 
>>translationchain 5 he en שלום
 
8:49 AM
@ShadowWizard Translation chain started. Translation made by Yandex Translate.
Translate he-eo: Saluton
 
>>help viewspells
 
Translate eo-gd: Hello
Translate gd-hr: Pozdrav
Translate hr-kk: Сәлем
Final translation result (kk-en): Hi
@JamesENL Shows the spells for a specific user. Spells are a feature of the game, and they have no other purpose than collecting them. Syntax: >>viewspells <user id>.
 
@JamesENL that's why it's admin-only
 
Ahh I see
 
@Pro is there limit for the steps_number? Prefer not to try.... ;)
 
8:50 AM
Hey FOX!
 
@ShadowWizard Well, just some WAGing and Pinging, and we will know each other :P
 
Also considering how we had very immature normal users here
 
What's the game it's talking about?
 
@ShadowWizard I... don't think so. lol, I'll check
 
@JamesENL WAG, what I told you in Tavern ;)
 
8:51 AM
@JamesENL the word association game that was running here but kinda died
 
Oh I see
 
Hey @ber do you know @ber?
 
@ProgramFOX see yesterday, it came back to life :D
 
@Sha no, there's no translationchain limit
 
@M.A.R. of course, @ber knows himself very well. #ifYouKnowWhatIMean
 
8:52 AM
I didn't add one because it's admin-only
 
let me think, umm, NO
 
@ProgramFOX heh, so what happens if you put number higher than amount of languages? Crash?
 
@ShadowWizard oh yea, in that way :P
 
@ShadowWizard it will re-use languages
 
more precisely, I know my hand very well
 
8:52 AM
I think
 
@ProgramFOX oh, lol
@berserk only hand?! :D
 
yeah, it will
there is also a chance of language reuse if you don't exceed the maximum
 
haha
 
@ProgramFOX oh, it's random?
 
I'm quite familiar with a few parts of my anatomy
 
8:53 AM
yes @Sha
 
The back of my eyelids spring to mind
 
@JamesENL that is very good!
But I bet you have no idea how the backside of your ear looks like. @James :D
 
I've performed many detailed and lengthy analyses of them
Not really. I'd have to commission and independent review and get back to you
 
I read a full book of Human Anatomy as 10 years old child. Still remember some parts. :P
 
I might have a willing candidate in mind. I imagine he'd explore it with his tongue or teeth IIRC
 
8:55 AM
@M.A.R. feels like King of Den
 
@berserk I actually meant Unikitty
 
ROFLLL
@Uni was pretty mature actually...
crying
 
lol, that instant depression, what is life?
@ShadowWizard yeah, but not into puberty enough :P
 
@ShadowWizard Well then your definition would imply people are mature, then become immature, then mature up again?
 
@JamesENL explore the backside of your ear? He must be really really in love to do that.... :D
@berserk maybe it started, he panicked, packed his things, and left...... :D
 
8:57 AM
@M.A.R. Have you talked to an 10-11 year old about a serious topic?
They can take things incredibly seriously
 
@M.A.R. exactly!
@JamesENL try 6 years old as well.... my daughter..... :D
 
he has nibbled on it on occasion
 
@JamesENL A single data point . . .
 
@ShadowWizard lol
 
she already understand the concept of enemy countries
 
8:58 AM
@berserk laugh
 
Not the 11 year old, the back of my ear
 
yikes!
 
the alternative would be highly illegal
 
Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to fit in quite well here
 
8:59 AM
@JamesENL because you're ultra kinky :D
 
I wouldn't call ear nibbles ultra kinky
Heaeding home
 
@Sha what is the last word? you linked arts, but I can't find it in the chain
@JamesENL yay! \o/
cya
 
@JamesENL cya!
don't nibble your ear while driving..... ;)
21 hours ago, by Shadow Wizard
@FOX9000 Pham
 
danke!
@ShadowWizard fam
 
No associated word found for fam.
 
9:02 AM
>>link fam mate
 
@berserk Link added.
 
meh I forgot again. how to continue now?
slaps my brain
 
>>reply recent
 
@berserk mate
 
@ProgramFOX or just >>retry ;)
 
9:04 AM
oh yeah I forget my own commands
lol
 
lol
 
lol
 
101
 
9:09 AM
lol
I knew it, @Pro is bot made by @FOX as he only understands binary :P
 
You don't speak binary?
Not a real programmer. :P
 
Is it possible to add an additional column with the cum sum data instead of replacing it? — Joe_ft 3 mins ago
 
sobs
@M.A.R. flaj...
 
@berserk No, see the question tags
 
oh, cumulative, but still, is it appropriate to write it that way?
 
9:15 AM
cumsum is legit
so yeah, there are legit usage for cum.... sometimes.... :D
 
oh well, we do use it, for example: lawyer cum salesman (just an example)
 
10:07 AM
@FOX9000 meet
 
@ShadowWizard travel
 
@FOX9000 JoErNanO
 
No associated word found for JoErNanO.
 
>>continue JoErNanO moderator
 
@ShadowWizard moderator
 
10:07 AM
@FOX9000 diamond
 
@ShadowWizard pearl
 
Humus time!
 
11:02 AM
@ShadowWizard this can be risky :P
 
@ShadowWizard BULLS EYE!!
hey @JamesENL
 
@maveň why? ;)
@DroidDev thanks!
 
forces @ber to commit suicide, after burning his new laptop
 
@DroidDev I think it's already burned..... :P
 
@ShadowWizard really? Last time I checked, he got his sparking laptop replaced (that's what I remember though, the third voice in my head is disagreeing with this)
 
11:08 AM
@DroidDev oh, I know he got into trouble when trying to replace it :/
 
nah, it went smoothly
they send new one in just 2 days
 
hurrayyyyy!!!
 
and I got more moneyz back with better offer
 
burns new one by throwing kerosene on it and lighting it up
oh....the joy
 
burning @ber's laptop by uploading 5TB of porn into it
 
11:11 AM
well, its accidental and theft covered...
for 1 year, Dell you know :P
@ShadowWizard yay!
btw I fapped twice yesterday, and its still rock hard...
 
@berserk but at least balls not blue... I hope?
 
yeah, not them
 
@berserk try running into wall, with that rock hard. Lets see who wins, also, that might help calming it down :P
 
good!
@DroidDev it will just make it harder.... :D
 
or better....try running into some girls, who knows :P
 
11:13 AM
@DroidDev that will be permanent shutdown...
 
@berserk I thought you wanted a permanent solution to your problem :/
 
Easy. @ber think about naked @Dro.
Now it won't be hard. forever. :D
 
@DroidDev you are really a good advisor. Why not try for some good advisor post for some big company or maybe some political party? :P
@ShadowWizard thanks. :|
 
@berserk My pleasure! :P
 
@ShadowWizard I am really starting to wonder, what you actually do with your free time :P
 
11:16 AM
@DroidDev nasty things :D
 
@berserk Rahul Gandhi is a result of my advisory. Also, read "Donald Trump" :P
 
@Moosebot drag @M.A.R. into Den
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.
 
@DroidDev Meet ya in hell o/\o
 
@ShadowWizard I'm here already
 
11:18 AM
@berserk ._.
 
@M.A.R. no you're not
 
@ShadowWizard Yes I am
 
you still have a beard
 
@M.A.R. no you're not
GRRRRRRR
 
11:18 AM
@berserk YES I AM ಠ_ಠ
 
uh oh @M.A.R. starting to get angry
 
@berserk YES I AM ಠ_ಠ
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
And yeah, I saw the conversation about @ber attempting to fight a stone-y mini@ber
 
11:19 AM
@M.A.R. eh, hopefully you're doing better.... for now... :P
 
@DroidDev :|
2 days ago, by M.A.R.
Switches to Den, sees sex talk as usual, switches away
shrugs
 
shrugs
shrugs
shrugs
shrugs
 
user280395
shrugs
 
@ShadowWizard can result in serious internal injuries, maybe fatal & ultimately lead to death
 
@maveň that's horrible
 
11:21 AM
@berserk heya!
 
yo
 
no
 
>>cat {{read 5813891}}{{read 5813892}}{{read 5813893}}
 
@ShadowWizard yo lo
@ShadowWizard yolo
@ShadowWizard yolono
 
11:22 AM
> Failed to upload image, please try again!
WTF
 
@DroidDev imgur still not 100% up
amazon cloud crashed
 
try again, as it says
 
@Sha between kids and bots, which are more fun to play with?
 
@M.A.R. kids by day, bot by night
(it's no fun when they sleep)
 
@berserk you are picking up on my advisor skills fast!!!
@ShadowWizard crashed into what? Wall?
ok....sorry for the lame joke
 
11:24 AM
@DroidDev probably hackers, amazon didn't say (I think)
(and if they said otherwise, they're most likely lying)
 
@DroidDev got used to lame jokes now, its okay #IfYouKnowWhatIMean
 
@ShadowWizard oh....lemme ask fourth voice in my head (it had a calculator yesterday, might have caused it)
 
@ShadowWizard So, you mean the wall crashed? firewall?
1 min ago, by DroidDev
ok....sorry for the lame joke
 
@berserk #NoIDon'tKnowWhatYouMean :P
 
@berserk dunno, just the cloud fell from the sky, taking down great many services with it.... D:
 
11:26 AM
@DroidDev (anti-brofist)
 
@ShadowWizard what services does sky provide?
@berserk how does that work? :/
 
e.g. Apple Store was also offline for many people from what I heard
lol @ typo
 
lol @ typo
 
lol @ typo
 
@DroidDev umm, not fist bumping, but bumping straight into face maybe...
D: I ruined train
 
11:27 AM
D: I ruined train
 
D: I ruined train
 
D: I ruined train
 
D: I ruined train
 
user280395
D: I ruined train
 
goes back to work
 
11:32 AM
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+1 for sticking your face in everything :P — aytimothy Mar 1 '16 at 7:33
:(
>>exec {{read 5813979}}
 
@ShadowWizard :(:)
 
lol
 
So, what did Trump mess up newly?
Didn't follow news much after the immigrant ban fiasco.
 
@M.A.R. Hopefully his pants
 
lol
 
11:48 AM
@ShadowWizard That's typical. Old man and stuff
 
anyway, Trump issued a new anti-immigrant warrant, after his first was aborted by court. Or is going to issue such a warrant soon. @M.A.R.
@M.A.R. yeah, wonder when he'll start wearing diapers
Other than that, he's probably busy planning his next move against the media, the muslims, and anyone who dislike him.
one thing is for sure, the greater good of USA is his last priority.
 

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