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6:22 AM
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@ShadowWizard there is a difference between quality and quantity of both PDMs ;) :P
 
 
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7:31 AM
Well, one thing is for sure, @NiKo has a talent! :D
@DroidDev true, both our "P"'s are of high quality though, and come in high quantity... :P
@FOX9000 why?
 
7:44 AM
@ShadowWizard haha, jup
 
@DroidDev haha, yup
 
@ShadowWizard *jup :P
 
8:10 AM
@DroidDev *pup :D
 
@ShadowWizard *poop :]
 
@IͶΔ *pee :}
 
@ShadowWizard *tee :>
 
@IͶΔ *bee :♪
 
@ShadowWizard *cee :?
 
8:18 AM
@IͶΔ *tee :©
 
goddamnit i'm sooooooooooooooo sleepy :(
 
@DroidDev That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another.
@ClemensHimmer Gad damn your sleepiness?
 
@IͶΔ *lee :∂
 
@DroidDev *gee :O
 
@IͶΔ ye, fock being sleepy ;(
i almost can't stay awake.. prooooooooobably because i only had 3 hours of sleep on saturday .. maybe.. i guess?
 
8:24 AM
@ClemensHimmer That Fock reminds me
 
@IͶΔ of?
 
In computational physics and chemistry, the Hartree–Fock (HF) method is a method of approximation for the determination of the wave function and the energy of a quantum many-body system in a stationary state. The Hartree–Fock method often assumes that the exact, N-body wave function of the system can be approximated by a single Slater determinant (in the case where the particles are fermions) or by a single permanent (in the case of bosons) of N spin-orbitals. By invoking the variational method, one can derive a set of N-coupled equations for the N spin orbitals. A solution of these equations yields...
 
oh fock u
damnit i can almost not keep m yeyes open
 
8:56 AM
Meow
 
9:42 AM
Boo
 
Oob
 
Hey chemicalz. How are your electrons today? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
Shiny
 
Hey chemicalz. How are your protons today? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
@rene looks like you have a competitor! meta.stackexchange.com/questions/277175/… (see the answer ;))
 
10:32 AM
@ShadowWizard It's not polite to ask about someone's particles.
 
10:58 AM
2733
Q: Pair socks from a pile efficiently?

amitYesterday I was pairing the socks from the clean laundry and figured out the way I was doing it is not very efficient. I was doing a naive search — picking one sock and "iterating" the pile in order to find its pair. This requires iterating over n/2 * n/4 = n2/8 socks on average. As a computer s...

nice question eh :D
 
haha cool one
@JoErNanO Yeah, especially regarding internal particles. @Sha it was rude to ask about chemicalz protons...
 
in Tavern on the Meta, Jan 20 '13 at 23:13, by Jeremy Banks
I've never seen that message before. (source)
yup, others thought so too... ;)
@JoErNanO :(
@berserk :(
 
@berserk I know man. @ShadowWizard has no boundaries.
 
HAHA oh boy this one is gold :D
Ok, but INTERCAL is supposed to be funny - this is not really a surprising "gotcha". INTERCAL compiler can actually refuse to compile the program if you don't use the PLEASE modifier often enough! — Groo Jan 4 '10 at 10:54
 
11:10 AM
@IͶΔ I'm hereby truly, utterly, ultimately, sorry. Forgive my utter rudeness, and may your internal protons and electrons always dance in perfect harmony. /cc @JoEr @ber
:D
 
> The last message was posted 354 days ago.
 
Dance protons! Dance!
 
@JoErNanO Hey! You are doing it too :/
 
@ber What am I doing?
 
I wonder, are protons and electrons part of Chemistry, or Physics? /cc @IͶΔ
 
11:12 AM
@JoErNanO Talking about someon's protons :/
 
@IͶΔ isn't here, time for ping attack?
 
@ShadowWizard or maybe chemical's sex education...
 
blech
 
What happens when protons and electrons mate?
 
@ShadowWizard Did @Uni bite you? :P
 
11:13 AM
@ber I'm talking about protons in general.
 
@berserk worse. shudders
 
@JoErNanO Lots of energy is released, and neutrons :D
@JoErNanO oh okay
@ShadowWizard D:
 
: Haman's Ear
 
: Rajma chawal
 
11:15 AM
This ain't instagram. Nobody cares what you're eating. :P
 
@ShadowWizard no
 
@IͶΔ exception
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
@FOX9000 Throw
 
@JoErNanO glamour
 
11:16 AM
@JoErNanO No one cares on my instagram either ;_;
 
INA is always here.
 
@FOX9000 glossy
 
@JoErNanO ornate
 
WAIT!!
STOP WAG!
 
@Pro can you add @IͶΔ to the bot's privileged list? @Pro @Pro
 
11:17 AM
@FOX9000 urinate
 
@JoErNanO burning
 
@FOX9000 infection
 
@JoErNanO abrasion
 
@JoEr you're playing broken chain.
 
Ach
 
11:17 AM
>>time 500
 
@ShadowWizard Waiting time set to 500 seconds.
 
Sorry @berserk
 
Thanks @Sha
 
No prob ;)
 
@JoErNanO I forgive you this time :P
 
11:18 AM
@ShadowWizard I'm just talking to myself actually. :D
 
lol
@IͶΔ saved by the... bell? :D
@FOX9000 Lopaz
>>time 0
 
@ShadowWizard Waiting time set to 0 seconds.
 
>>reply 4719012
 
No associated word found for Lopaz.
 
>>continue Lopaz Jennifer
 
11:19 AM
@ShadowWizard Jennifer
 
>>addlinkexplanation Lopaz Jennifer DUH!!!
 
@ShadowWizard Sorry, your explanation can only contain the chars a-zA-Z_*%/:.#()[]-.
 
!@!#!!
 
@ShadowWizard No, ping sound's off.
I'm just here.
 
11:21 AM
No associated word found for Yennefer.
 
>>continue Yennefer Witcher
 
@ShadowWizard Witcher
 
@FOX9000 pitcher
 
@IͶΔ syrup
 
>>addlinkexplanation Yennefer Witcher witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Yennefer
 
11:21 AM
@ShadowWizard Explanation added.
 
Are you done posting random strings @ShadowWizard ?
 
@JoErNanO kfiendisjd9snnGd^d.
 
LMAO
 
OLMA
 
11:34 AM
LMFABG
 
Laughing My Fucking Ass ... Being ... Girl? O_O
 
@DroidDev Laugh My Fairy Ass Because Grass? O_O
 
Yay! Grass!
 
Let Me Fuck A Beautiful Girl
:P
 
Let Me Fuck A Busty Girl
 
11:37 AM
@DroidDev who ever used that? really?
 
or
 
@berserk that's even better
 
Let Me Fuck And Bang Girl
 
@ClemensHimmer well.....I create my own terms. "Mah life, Mah rulez" 'D
 
ookay
@ber i'm curious which one would you choose?
 
11:39 AM
thanks, I am sitting in office, with the biggest screen around here
 
haha XD
np dude
 
Definitely not the flat one.
 
yeah
 
Aaaaaand that's how I get fired.
 
I want tit-fuck...
@JoErNanO haha xD
@ClemensHimmer The latter one is beautiful but not busty, so, first one
 
11:43 AM
what if I told you I'd choose second one. Them tits are sloppy. Yuck
 
hmm.. Thought same
 
they will be touching her knee joints in few years
 
YUCK!
 
@DroidDev I won't be around in a few years.
Bottom line is: both.
 
@JoErNanO why so?
@JoErNanO lel, I'd love that very much
 
11:45 AM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL LOOK AT HER FACE, HER FACE ALONE IS BETTER THAN THE BUSTY ONE :(
 
@ClemensHimmer I guess you haven't heard of: "Cover the face, fuck the base".
 
@ClemensHimmer Yeah yeah cause that's what you're looking at: the face.
 
You are animals..
 
well....I'll give equal marks to face. Second one is having effects and first one has just made her face like that. I'd say if you apply face and some effects, busty one will be equal too :P
 
@ClemensHimmer yeah, doggystyle is my favourite...
 
11:47 AM
LMFAO
 
@berserk of positions you never done?
 
LMFAOer
 
;_;
 
Well, fantasy for now :/
 
11:49 AM
Wow so this is a real intellectual chat room. I had doubts at first.
 
I even have a bed at my flat.. Guess I already mentioned that stuff here
 
Based on that logic @ber if you cover the face and another part, you can also do it with, well, any gender..... :D :D :P
3
 
@berserk you need a couch, not bed
Feb 22 at 13:20, by Clemens Himmer
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@ShadowWizard LMAO, @ber that's a nice idea for you. Maybe you'll attract some dude. LMFAO
 
11:51 AM
Bed is for making love. ;)
 
@ShadowWizard And wild sex? ;)
@DroidDev :'c
 
@DroidDev /cc @nef? :P
 
@ShadowWizard nef's gender is unknows....so.....
 
@berserk nah, bed will break. :D
 
@ShadowWizard Another fantasy: break the bed :D
 
11:52 AM
@berserk you won't
 
@ShadowWizard then that will prove that you are having really good sex :P
@berserk the way you eat, you won't need wild sex for that. LMAO 'D
 
@ClemensHimmer When I see my inner desire and lust, I can see it as a possibility.
@DroidDev I am not fat ;_;
 
@ber bashing in progress XD
 
lol
 
@berserk yea, you are just pleasantly plump. (please stop this, I'm gonna die of laughter)
 
11:55 AM
;_;
My weight went 80+. I did some workout and it is back to 77.5.
I am gonna shed more.
 
@berserk still more than me... :D
 
:o really?
 
@berserk and me too
 
@berserk lol, that guy is way more skinnier that you :P
 
12:00 PM
Well, I am gonna send my real pic in that position next time
I hate social login integration :/
>>flip social login integration
 
@berserk (╯^³^)╯︵uoᴉʇɐɹƃǝʇuᴉ uᴉƃoן ןɐᴉɔos
 
I hate girls who cock block
>>flip girls who cock-block
 
@DroidDev (╯•³•)┛︵ʞɔoןq-ʞɔoɔ oɥʍ sןɹᴉƃ
 
I hate girls who reject me.
>>flip all-the-girls
 
@berserk (づ゜ਊ゜)づ︵sןɹᴉƃ-ǝɥʇ-ןןɐ
 
12:04 PM
I hate apps that won't move to sd card
>>flip apps that won't move to sdcard
 
@DroidDev (╯'益゜)╯︵pɹɐɔps oʇ ǝʌoɯ ʇ,uoʍ ʇɐɥʇ sddɐ
 
>>flip all the floopers
 
@ShadowWizard (╯ಠ.ಠ)╯︵sɹǝddᴉןɟ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ
 
I hate games who need subscription.
 
@ShadowWizard (づಠ□ಠ)づ︵sɹǝdooןɟ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ
 
12:05 PM
>>flip WoW
 
>>flip all the floppers
 
@berserk (づ^□^)ง︵MoM
@DroidDev (┛゜ل͜゜)┛︵sɹǝddoןɟ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ
 
@berserk did you find it just now?? lol
 
lol
 
inb4, what's subscription?
where is @MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW she was going to give me some tips over the weekend
 
12:08 PM
@DroidDev Paying monthly to play.
WoW will cost Rs. 1,000 per month O_O
 
@berserk lol, I can get myself a pussy in that much (or even lower)
 
@berserk well, if you want to have fun, you have to pay.... :D
@Clem how much it cost you? 10 Euro?
 
@ShadowWizard it cost me nothing. Its because I don't play it ;)
 
lol
I never played anything with subscription actually. I'm not against it, just never had to.
 
I just don't wanna spend money on games. Also, I like making all the progress with gameplay, rather than money(in games, where you can buy progress)
 
12:17 PM
@DroidDev totally agree! :D
 
@ShadowWizard although, it'd be nice to have so much of money to spend no game! But, well...I'll just buy a nice ride instead ;)
 
@DroidDev ride is one time... game is for whole month (in case of subscription :))
I do buy games, by the way. Latest is Witcher (3) which cost 200 NIS and worth every Shekel. :D
60+ hours of fun, and counting!
 
@ShadowWizard ride is for lifetime, like a bike or car. Game is only for month :/
 
@DroidDev so guess you meant a different ride... o_O :D
 
@ShadowWizard haha, jup. Though, now I got what you meant by ride too
 
12:25 PM
@DroidDev Ikr. But they want money to play :(
Even if it was one time purchase, it was fine, but not subscription ;_;
 
So a bike cost 15 dollars in India????? @Dro
 
@Sha is Witcher subscription based?
@ShadowWizard lol no.
 
@berserk nope. :)
 
Approx. $1,000 for a decent bike.
 
@berserk so what ride @Dro meant?
 
12:26 PM
@ShadowWizard lol, my current favorite is worth 150,000 INR or 8691.30 shekel
 
@DroidDev still much less than price of bikes in Israel
The taxes here are INSANE
200% and more.
 
@ShadowWizard WTF, seriously?
 
@ShadowWizard dunno, hard to read the mind of a wolf :P
 
@DroidDev on cars and bikes, yes.
 
but that's plain crazy
 
12:28 PM
wow
200%!!
 
you can get an average bike here around 3000 shekel @ShadowWizard
 
oh oops, I meant 100% taxes - it just cost double. @Dro @ber
 
lol
 
lel
 
You mean paying double to buy it?
Still a lot!
 
12:30 PM
How much it cost at your place?
 
my current favorite is this one @ShadowWizard Touches the RPM on red marked digits in fraction of seconds and goes from 0-100 in hell yeah
 
@ShadowWizard WoW? min 11 max 13 p m
 
Anyway here what I posted costs 63,985 NIS which are 16,598 US dollars: galgalim.co.il/?CategoryID=450&ArticleID=5190
 
@ShadowWizard Can't find in list.
 
@ShadowWizard lol i'll buy a car for that kinda money
 
12:32 PM
@ShadowWizard well...that looks like a pretty hardcore bike
 
@ClemensHimmer true, we do have cars in such price, but only mini cars, with 1000 cc engine.
@berserk well, same for what @Dro posted - guess we don't have many bikes in common. :/
@DroidDev still, twice than what is cost anywhere else. D:
 
yeah, btw, I can't drive :(
 
@ClemensHimmer why min and max? No fixed price?
 
@ShadowWizard why so much taxes? What's the inflation rate in Israel?
@ShadowWizard different by companies, I guess. I like sports bikes more than what you posted.
 
12:38 PM
@DroidDev not about inflation, guess it's a must due to the huge expenses we have on defense and security. Being small country with lots of enemies etc. :/
That said, the tax on salaries is more or less sane, about 30% to 50% depending on how much you make.
 
@ShadowWizard my sister just bought a car for 10k
 
@ClemensHimmer good for her! Such car costs here around 100,000 NIS which are around 25k dollars.
 
@ShadowWizard oh boy..
 
@ShadowWizard income tax here is 10% to 30%. Then we have various taxes on goods.
 
btw i always buy 6 months @Sha so it's 11 for me
@DroidDev lol i pay 50% ^^
 
12:42 PM
25k $ = 15 lakh INR
 
@ClemensHimmer that's just a loot from government. My 30% also are like a PITA to me.
 
Pita or pitta (/ˈpitə/ or US /ˈpiːtə/) also known as Syrian Bread or Arabic Bread, is a soft, slightly leavened flatbread baked from wheat flour that originated in the Near East, most probably Mesopotamia around 2500 BC. It is used in many Mediterranean, Balkan and Middle Eastern cuisines and resembles other slightly leavened flatbreads such as Iranian nan-e barbari, South Asian flatbreads, Central Asian naan, and pizza crust. == Etymology == The first known mention of the word in English was in 1936. The English word is borrowed from Modern Greek πίτα. These all probably come from the Byzantine...
 
@berserk yummy!
 
Pain In The Ass ('._.)
 
Indeed.
 
12:44 PM
PITA = Pita In The Ass?
 
XD
 
@ShadowWizard that's what I was tryina say :/
 
@DroidDev check this, the table is .. :((
@DroidDev not 10-30 25-55 ...
 
@ClemensHimmer nope. People with income lower than a tab aren't even charged any income tax. Then its 10%, then 20%, and at last 30%
 
@DroidDev yeah i know, check the table ^^ outs reaches from 25% to 55%
 
12:52 PM
And this is ours:
מדרגות מס הן שיטה לחישוב המס המוטל על הכנסות. מדרגות מס מאפשרות חישוב מס פרוגרסיבי, כך שאחוז המס המשולם מתוך ההכנסה עולה ככל שההכנסה עולה. בישראל, כמו במדינות רבות בעולם, מס הכנסה ליחיד הוא פרוגרסיבי, כך שנטל המס עולה ככל שהשכר עולה. שימוש במדרגות מס מקל על השכבות החלשות, מקטין את אי-השוויון ומצמצם פערים חברתיים. == מדרגות מס הכנסה בישראל == === פקודת מס הכנסה === הרקע החוקי לגביית מס הכנסה בישראל נקבע בפקודת מס הכנסה. ‏חלק ז' של הפקודה עוסק ב"שיעורי המס‏" וקובע בין-השאר כי חברות ישלמו מס קבוע‏ ואילו יחידים ישלמו מס לפי מדרגות‏. === עדכון מדרגות === מדרגות המס נקבעות על ידי הכנסת, בפק...
(table inside)
Here even one who earn 100 NIS per month will pay 10% tax
 
XD what
 
that site is so...
strange
 
@ClemensHimmer welcome to RTL ;)
 
@ClemensHimmer I saw that. Lol, you gotta pay for overtime too. Governments are fucked up, I'd say. In India, only 3% people are middle class, and there is a perfect mechanism and all the law and order in place to never let those 3% escape. While big loan defaulters, owing billions to government are allowed to roam free.
 
12:54 PM
@ShadowWizard Ride To Lust?
 
Until 2013 we didn't have the 50% tax rate, @Clem - rich people could be much more rich.
@berserk lolz. Almost!
 
@DroidDev yay corruption corruption stealing people's money that's what we do! goverment team yay!
 
@ShadowWizard that's plain crazy. India has Pakistan and China as neighbors, both nuclear capable (India too) and both hostile to us. We have to have land, water and air armies ready 24x7, such is the threat. We even have to fight on Siachen Glacier world's highest battleground. But, we don't pay crazy taxes :/
 
also what's with overtime?
 
> In addition to the ten 50-percent overtime surcharges overtime supplements for work on Sundays, holidays and tax relief in night work period can be paid. Surcharges for Sundays, holiday and night work are tax-free up to 360 € a month, surcharges by predominant night work to 540 € per month.
Second para under the table
@ShadowWizard I guess being a democracy has its perks after all
 
12:59 PM
feeling like a mouse, escapes room
 
@ClemensHimmer well....law should be equal for everyone, but that has never been the case in history of human kind
@berserk you game nerd, read some articles of these and you might come to know what's going on with actual world.
:P
 

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