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1:20 AM
:P
 
 
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9:01 AM
looks left
looks right
!comp concatenate "I'm " "alive!"
 
I'm alive!
 
\o/
!comp ProgramFOX
 
(data not available)
 
:(
!comp bjb568
 
!comp when will Sam be back from holiday
 
9:03 AM
!comp fox
 
Vulpes vulpes
 
@Unihedro today
!comp how many flags is 500 gram of spam
Y U no give answer???
!comp moderator
 
1 | noun | any substance used to slow down neutrons in nuclear reactors
2 | noun | in the Presbyterian church, the officer who presides over a synod or general assembly
3 | noun | someone who presides over a forum or debate
4 | noun | someone who mediates disputes and attempts to avoid violence
 
4!
 
9:05 AM
:D
 
!comp longest river in Belgium
 
Meuse
(575 miles)
 
!comp 575 miles in kilometer
 
925.4 km (kilometers)
 
!comp common names in Belgium
 
9:06 AM
full name | Kingdom of Belgium
full native names | Koninkrijk België | Royaume de Belgique | Königreich Belgien
internet code | .be
 
I'm asking for common names, not the full name of Belgium!
!comp common surnames in Belgium
 
!comp How many people in the world are named Tim
 
!comp formula of standard deviation
 
sqrt(166)/5~~2.5768
 
Look @Unihedro, this bot knows stddev ;)
 
9:10 AM
:D
Except... It's wrong
 
well...
!comp correct formula of standard deviation
!comp reciprocalSqrt(5)
!comp L_UN__I_G
 
l | a | u | n | c | h | i | n | g
 
!comp P_O_R_M_OX
 
9:25 AM
(no complete common words)
 
boo
It's obviously "ProgramFOX".
!comp UN__E_R_N
 
(no complete common words)
 
:(
!comp ABCDEFG_IJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
 
(no complete common words)
 
Come on, I just wanted a "H"!
!comp FOX 9000
 
9:28 AM
(no data available)
 
!comp SE__BE_T
 
s | e | a | t | b | e | l | t
 
:)
Good bot!
!comp weight of a hammer
 
(data not available)
 
!comp DO_R__OB
 
9:32 AM
d | o | o | r | k | n | o | b
 
!comp code-golf
 
CODE | $34.61 (CODE | NYSE | December 26, 2014)
GOLF | \:20aa9.70 ($2.48) (GOLF | TA | December 21, 2014)
 
what?
!comp sqrt(5664453644364464^3*52+1/3)/50099
 
sqrt(28352977909458327568986836658297780833467112177665/3)/50099
 
I want the total thing!
Hmm... Wolfram has a function for that.
!comp N[sqrt(5664453644364464^3*52+1/3)/50099]
 
9:35 AM
6.136343395845949... × 10^19
 
\o/
Now @bjb568 has a bot to do his math homework :P
!comp Expand[(a + b)^2]
 
a^2+2 a b+b^2
 
!comp Expand[(a + b)^3 - (a - b)^5 + sqrt((a - b)(a + b))]
 
-a^5+5 a^4 b-10 a^3 b^2+a^3+10 a^2 b^3+sqrt(a^2-b^2)+3 a^2 b-5 a b^4+3 a b^2+b^5+b^3
(11 terms)
 
\o/
!comp Simplify[-a^5+5 a^4 b-10 a^3 b^2+a^3+10 a^2 b^3+sqrt(a^2-b^2)+3 a^2 b-5 a b^4+3 a b^2+b^5+b^3]
 
9:39 AM
-a^5+5 a^4 b+a^3 (1-10 b^2)+a^2 b (10 b^2+3)+sqrt(a^2-b^2)-a b^2 (5 b^2-3)+b^3 (b^2+1)
 
9:57 AM
!comp Factorize[-a^5+5 a^4 b+a^3 (1-10 b^2)+a^2 b (10 b^2+3)+sqrt(a^2-b^2)-a b^2 (5 b^2-3)+b^3 (b^2+1)]
 
-a^5+5 a^4 b-10 a^3 b^2+a^3+10 a^2 b^3+sqrt(a^2-b^2)+3 a^2 b-5 a b^4+3 a b^2+b^5+b^3
 
10:16 AM
!comp Factorize[a^2 + 2ab + b^2]
 
(a+b)^2
 
11:04 AM
!comp Out[8]
!comp concatenate "I am " "alive"
 
I am alive
 
11:55 AM
!comp Expand[(a+b+c-d^2)(a^3-b^4+c^6)^2*sqrt(79078a^3)]
 
sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) b^9+sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) b^8 c-sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) b^8 d^2+sqrt(79078) a sqrt(a^3) b^8-2 sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) b^5 c^6-2 sqrt(79078) (a^3)^(3/2) b^5-2 sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) b^4 c^7+2 sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) b^4 c^6 d^2-2 sqrt(79078) a sqrt(a^3) b^4 c^6-2 sqrt(79078) (a^3)^(3/2) b^4 c+2 sqrt(79078) (a^3)^(3/2) b^4 d^2+sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) b c^12+2 sqrt(79078) (a^3)^(3/2) b c^6+sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) c^13-sqrt(79078) sqrt(a^3) c^12 d^2+sqrt(79078) a sqrt(a^3) c^12+2 sqrt(79078) (a^3)^(3/2) c^7-2 sqrt(79078) (a^3)^(3/2) c^6 d^2+sqrt(79078) a^7 sqrt(a^3)+sqrt(79078) a^6 s
 
welp
!comp concatenate "!comp " "1+1"
 
!comp 1+1
2
 
hehe
!comp n=1
 
one
 
11:57 AM
!comp n
!comp n=589
 
five hundred eighty-nine
 
Cool!
!comp 22
 
twenty-two
 
!comp n:=1
 
one
 
11:58 AM
!comp n
!comp Expand[(a+b+c)^2(2a+3b+5c)/sqrt(250a)(a+b+c+d+e+f+g+h+i+j+k)^500]
heh, message is probably too long
!comp 1+1
 
2
 
!comp Expand[(a+b+c)^2(2a+3b+5c)/sqrt(250a)(a+b+c+d+e+f+g+h+i+j+k)^3]
 
(7 a^(3/2) b k^3)/(5 sqrt(10))+(9 a^(3/2) c k^3)/(5 sqrt(10))+1/5 sqrt(2/5) a^(5/2) k^3+(3 b^3 k^3)/(5 sqrt(10) sqrt(a))+(11 b^2 c k^3)/(5 sqrt(10) sqrt(a))+4/5 sqrt(2/5) sqrt(a) b^2 k^3+(13 b c^2 k^3)/(5 sqrt(10) sqrt(a))+2 sqrt(2/5) sqrt(a) b c k^3+(3 c^3 j k^2)/(sqrt(10) sqrt(a))+(c^3 k^3)/(sqrt(10) sqrt(a))+6/5 sqrt(2/5) sqrt(a) c^2 k^3 + ... + 4 sqrt(2/5) a^(3/2) b^4+sqrt(10) a^(5/2) b^3+17 sqrt(2/5) a^(5/2) b^2 c+(7 a^(7/2) b^2)/sqrt(10)+8 sqrt(2/5) a^(7/2) b c+(13 a^(9/2) b)/(5 sqrt(10))+(3 a^(9/2) c)/sqrt(10)+1/5 sqrt(2/5) a^(11/2)+(3 b^6)/(5 sqrt(10) sqrt(a))+(17 sqrt(a) b^5)/(5 sq
 
hah
!comp Solve[x - 3 == 0, x]
 
x = 3
 
12:06 PM
\o/
!plus 1+1
whoops
!plus 1 1
I'm getting rate limited :/
!comp Solve[x^2-3+sqrt(x) == x/2, x]
 
x ~~ 1.59193
 
nice
!comp density of fine salt
 
1.3 g/cm^3 (grams per cubic centimeter)
 
cool!
!comp density of a hammer
 
(0.006311 to 0.01042) kg/cm^3 (kilograms per cubic centimeter)
(according to USATF standard)
 
12:09 PM
wat
It knows that >_>
!comp density of a laptop
!comp density of sugar
 
0.85 g/cm^3 (grams per cubic centimeter)
 
!comp density of spam
 
(data not available)
 
!comp format of US phone number
!comp S_ND__X
 
s | a | n | d | b | o | x
 
12:12 PM
yay!
!comp ST__K EX_H__GE
!comp ST__KEX_H__GE
 
(no complete common words)
 
No Stack Exchange? :(
!comp ST__KO_ERF__
!comp TR__NWR__K
 
t | r | a | i | n | w | r | e | c | k
 
!comp Phamhilator
!comp Low Quality
 
noun | an inferior quality
 
12:21 PM
!comp hamburger
 
serving size 1 hamburger (161 g)
total calories 421 | fat calories 186
% daily value^* |
total fat 20 g | 31%
saturated fat 7 g | 36%
trans fat 916 mg |
cholesterol 57 mg | 19%
sodium 647 mg | 27%
total carbohydrates 38 g | 13%
dietary fiber 2 g | 9%
sugar 8 g |
protein 22 g | 43%
vitamin A 2% | vitamin C 2%
calcium 12% | iron 22%
vitamin D 6% | vitamin E 1%
thiamin 25% | riboflavin 20%
niacin 33% | vitamin B6 10%
vitamin B12 33% | folate 17%
 
!comp quality of spam
 
1:02 PM
Bjb time?
ugh, caps
Bjb Time?
 
08:02:56
 
!comp UTC time
 
1:05:15 pm UTC | Sunday, December 28, 2014
 
nice
!comp Belgium time
 
2:05:27 pm CET | Sunday, December 28, 2014
 
1:05 PM
!comp UTC+10 time
 
11:05:43 pm GMT+10 | Sunday, December 28, 2014
 
:O
!comp UTC+15 time
:P
No answer?
!comp UTC-15 time
!comp Ohio time
 
8:06:56 am EST | Sunday, December 28, 2014
 
!comp Belgium timezone
 
UTC+1
 
1:12 PM
!comp Stack Exchange time
 
1:34 PM
!comp __ME_O_E
 
d | u | m | e | t | o | s | e
t | i | m | e | z | o | n | e
 
 
3 hours later…
4:18 PM
!comp Is bjb awake?
 
5:12 PM
!comp concatenate "!comp concatenate " "'!comp 1+1'"
 
!comp concatenate '!comp 1+1'
 
!comp concatenate "!comp concatenate " "\"!comp 1+1\" \"0\""
!comp 1+1
 
2
 
!comp concatenate 'a' 'b'
 
 
5 hours later…
10:10 PM
Spam Q (100%): service solahart 082122541663, by davinatama, on ux.stackexchange.com.
Spam Q (100%): ******* ******** ************, by **********, on ux.stackexchange.com.
 
@Pham Why here?
 
Sam
Debugging atm.
 
k
 
10:26 PM
Low Quality Q (43.8%): ****** **** ******** ************* ***** **** ******* **********, by ***** *****, on codereview.stackexchange.com.
 
10:40 PM
Low Quality Q (22.2%): Cloudera Quickstart gives error on VM Ware workstation, by user2334092, on stackoverflow.com.
Low Quality Q (22.2%): ******** ********** ***** ***** ** ** **** ***********, by ***********, on stackoverflow.com.
Bad Tag(s) Used: [web] | *** ** ******** ** ***** ***** ******** ****, by **** ******, on stackoverflow.com.
 

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