@Pëkka You've picked some...pretty odd slang.

@Pëkka I wish I could tell you, but you'll have to go through the normal initiation rituals again before we can really discuss things.

That's totally rad, dudebro.

@jadarnel27 no problem. Let me know what they were again and I will be right at it.

My captain needs to see some results.

Me, that is. I need to see some results on my way away from this terrible amnesia.

Pal.

Totally sick, man.

Hella.

Um, do we have to meet in person for those initiation rituals?

It's just, um... I have gained some weight and am a bit shy.

Would it be ok if I came in a huge dressing gown with my face obscured?

That would be amazeburgers.

@Pëkka I'll have to refresh my memory on the exact procedures for the initiation. It's not in person. You will have to prove that you are loyal to our cause.

@Pëkka Task #1 in the initiation is to post a rant on Meta Stack Exchange (or Meta Stack Overflow) complaining of abusive moderator tactics, and providing a totally pointless and nonconstructive suggestion for a solution to the problem of moderator abuse. If you successfully complete this task, you may move forward in the initiation process.

Success is defined by getting lots of downvotes on the post, responding to comments in all-caps, and the question being closed / deleted.

@jadarnel27 OK will do.

Can I go undercover and use a pseudonym?

Not that I have any experience with going undercover.

I don't.

Brah.

Fella.

Buddy.

@Pëkka ...I suppose that would be alright.

You're starting to sound pretty suspicious, though.

@jadarnel27 OK. It'll take a while.

I'm 10-42 now.

Uh, meaning that I have an appointment at 10:42 this evening and that's why I can't do it.

@jadarnel27 as I said, I had a concussion. That's why I forget things.

Brutha.

@jadarnel27 OK done: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/307628/…

Do I pass?

Oh God oh God what have I done

There will be hell to pay in the teachers lounge

... I mean, at school.

My daughter (who I adopted last week) hasn't been doing very well at school.

Nothing to do with this.

Doing alright so far

We are impressed.

It does cast a pretty good light on the community that they'll actually reasonably answer even this.

Anyway, I pass, right?

What is my next quest?

Or do I get to know all those juicy, incriminating details right away?

Not that I'm eager to learn them and write them down quickly, and soon. Or anything.