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8:33 PM
looks around
 
So, like, uh.
I'm not happy with the mod team for unspecified reasons.
checks to see if he's being watched.
 
whistles inconspicuously
 
So, like I was saying.
Local sports team.
Oh, he's gone.
 
Yes! The unspecified reasons are my biggest concern overall as well.
 
Okay.
@mmyers being anti-Ramsey is completely unacceptable.
 
8:36 PM
drinks a soda. Drops the can on the ground. Kicks it around inconspicuously
 
That man knows his food.
 
9:04 PM
I am not a moderator. I lost elections twice.
 
@Moshe That must fill you with hate.
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You better not be a moderator. We can't have moderators in here listening while we bash th- er, I mean...praise their worthy actions.
A moderator kicked my dog and it died of cancer.
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A moderator once disagreed with me. Strenuously.
But I was right.
So now whenever I see a blue diamond, my heart bubbles over with rage.
My only recourse is heavy drinking.
 
@mootinator :o
They should be required to pay for your rehabilitation. Or your booze if you don't feel like quitting yet.
 
That would only be fair.
 
9:15 PM
I approve of this room.
Although... don't you think CasperOne's moustache looks suspiciously like that of a well-known German politician?
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motions for everyone to act normal!
 
Oh no, a moderator has entered the room
Moderators are the backbone of our community.
 
Three or more cheers for the moderators!
 
2 mins ago, by Pekka
Although... don't you think CasperOne's moustache looks suspiciously like that of a well-known German politician?
I mean Bismarck, of course.
 
Yes. Without moderators, @Shog9, for instance, we would be no better than 4chan.
 
9:20 PM
 
@mootinator I'm not a moderator. Though I do like to think I keep the 4chan at bay.
 
Shog is like three moderators merged into one
 
(...which I credit to the use of copious amounts of Arm & Hammer deodorant)
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@Shog9 Are you suggesting I shouldn't paint every blue-diamond on the site with the same rage good-will filled brush?
 
Yup. Some of these diamonds are just for show.
 
9:22 PM
I think mustaches are generally suspicious. What is it you don't want us to know about your upper lip, casperOne?
Perhaps your hiding a sneer of derision under there?
Or a calzone?!
 
@Shog9 Aha! You're some sort of member of the lazy plutocracy! Oh, I see.
 
And that Bill The Lizard guy
Everyone knows Lizards are secretly trying to enslave mankind.
 
@Pekka Three Super User moderators merged into one.
 
9:46 PM
I bit a moderator once and was sick to my stomach for the rest of the day and had to call in to work.
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I once caught a moderator breaking into and/or conspiring to break into DNC headquarters.
 
9:59 PM
It's a little known fact that John Wilkes Booth was a moderator.
Aldrich Ames, too.
 
10:10 PM
Also, the grassy knoll.
 
Is this where you can hook up a mutha with the rag weed for a blunt time? #notanark
I love riding by cops and yelling out “PIGS!” because I just straight disrespect them. RT if you have any drugs on you right now.
 
whistles
 
These mods are like seriously and yeah and before you know it it's like whatevs. #yolo
 
@random No, we're in Corvallis, which is in Oregon, the state where that ballot question didn't pass.
 
10:26 PM
It's 4:27, I'm late!
 
Seven minutes late. This room is speaking the language of the smells that come from the back of the class
 
Them birds know what it's like to be up late at night with eyes wide open
 
@BillGates ha you said poop
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10:57 PM
@mootinator No, not quite, only some.
Someone from the Tavern was a mod once. He's not from the Tavern anymore.
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Heh.
 
5 mins ago, by Moshe
Someone from the Tavern was a mod once. He's not from the Tavern anymore.
That's the cruelest thing I've read in here so far.
BAM
 

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