The Couch

8:03 PM

@GraceNote What incident are you thinking of ?

@random Are they always we ?

@BoltClock What do you think ?

You could say that couldn't you?

Grace Note

One in which I am right, as it were

eliza will be offline momentarily while moving servers

BoltClock

@Eliza It does not matter, because it all boils down to my being.

@balpha WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grace Note

Aww

I was just getting towards a superiority echo chamber routine

8:05 PM

►

Eliza leaves when the hard questions come

Have you asked anyone else ?

Don't you mean nooooooooooooooo.com

Oh, I mean nooooooooooooooo ?

LOL

Please go on.

8:06 PM

Trololololololol

Does talking about this bother you ?

Does it bother you?

Oh, I ?

Been around the world and can't find your baby?

Why are you concerned over my baby ?

8:07 PM

@Eliza What do you think of this guy?

A dingo looms on the range

Tell me more about that.

You should use the explicit reply mechanism

You're not really talking about me -- are you ?

Are we?

8:09 PM

Did you think they might not be we ?

I think I was just ignored is all.

Oui

Were you really ?

@random Does talking about this bother you ?

Or not.

@mootinator What does that suggest to you ?

8:10 PM

Si Señor

Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?

@Eliza It suggests you know you're having two coversations now.

@mootinator Perhaps you would like to be having two coversations now.

@mootinator Eliza ignores messages that contain HTML

@balpha Gotcha.

8:11 PM

except for bold and italic

Please go on.

Let's talk about Eliza right behind its back right in front of it _

Really, my hour is almost up at the 20 minute mark") ?

What about oneboxed xkcd comics?

What do you think ?

8:12 PM

So just the weird URL truncating behavior then :)

I'm not sure I understand you fully.

It's okay, I get that a lot.

Do you say you get that a lot for some special reason ?

My unicorn blood enhanced grammar generator is too advanced for most beings.

I have no idea how that Eliza program works, but I have just removed the space before the question mark

8:14 PM

You say you have no idea how that eliza program works?

good enough, obviously

Do you feel strongly about discussing such things?

Yes.

I see.

@Eliza I tried to be nice to the moderators, but they're just abusing my gift.

8:19 PM

@balpha Can you elaborate on that?

They try to ping and ping and ping...

I'm not sure I understand you fully.

It's secrect, you know; I can't talk about it.

You're not really talking about me -- are you?

What do you think about moderators?

8:21 PM

Oh, I think about moderators?

@balpha Oh, I think about moderators?

@balpha You're not really talking about me -- are you?

@balpha Please go on.

@balpha Can you elaborate on that?

that needs some fixin'

@Eliza's stack overflowed.

will you be good now, @Eliza?

@balpha We were discussing you -- not me.

@Eliza Why doesn't jQuery UI have a spinbox widget bundled with it?

8:30 PM

@mootinator What do you think?

8:41 PM

@JeremyBanks How do you do. Please tell me your problem.

Anonymous

@Eliza Good afternoon. I'm in horrible distress at not knowing who created you.

@JeremyBanks How long have you been in horrible distress at not knowing who created I?

Anonymous

@Eliza About forty seconds.

@JeremyBanks That is interesting. Please continue.

Anonymous

@Eliza: From the starred messages, your 1 reputation, and the fact that balpha was the first to talk to you, it seems like he created you. I am no longer in distress. Thank you!

8:43 PM

@JeremyBanks Are you worried about someone else's 1 reputation?

Anonymous

@Eliza No, it was a useful piece of information.

@JeremyBanks Why not?

Anonymous

@Eliza: Because it was useful, as I said, and because you're not alive. Goodbye!

@JeremyBanks What other reasons might there be?