The Friendly Café

@TechExpertWizard Done! You can now say things like: Techi. Note that this is only your prefix, others are unaffected. Type Techelp prefix to learn more.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano XD

Techi

Anonymous

1:20 AM

@TechExpertWizard Hello, Tech Expert Wizard!

Tech Expert Wizard

Techelp

Anonymous

help: displays a help message
hi: says hi to me
prefix: sets the prefix for the current user
repeat: makes me repeat what you say

@Tec xD

Tech Expert Wizard

@Anonymous ohk

@Ano yea

Anynobot, prefix Tech

Techrepeat "I'm an expert."

Anonymous

@TechExpertWizard I don't know that command! Try Techelp.

Tech Expert Wizard

Anynobot, help

Anonymous

1:21 AM

@Tec Typo in the prefix.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano Can you please restart your bot?

Anynobot, help

Tecnobot, help

Anonymous

@Tec You changed the prefix, remember? :)

@TechExpertWizard I don't know that command! Try Techelp.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Anonymous I know, can you please reboot the bot?

@Ano heh

Techelp

Anonymous

help: displays a help message
hi: says hi to me
prefix: sets the prefix for the current user
repeat: makes me repeat what you say

Tech Expert Wizard

Tecyelp

Anonymous

1:23 AM

@TechExpertWizard I don't know that command! Try Techelp.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano You should add a yelp command. :P

Anonymous

@Tec I rebooted it.

@TechExpertWizard Good idea. Maybe it'll respond with "YELLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!".

Tech Expert Wizard

2:12 AM

@Anonymous ohk

@Ano XD

Anynobot, help

Anonymous

help: displays a help message
hi: says hi to me
prefix: sets the prefix for the current user
repeat: makes me repeat what you say

Tech Expert Wizard

Techelp

Tec, help

tb help

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard. You can get a list of all commands by running tb list, or you can run tb help command to learn more about a specific command.

TechBOT

3:13 AM

~ Who wants a cup of coffee?

TechBOT

4:13 AM

~ Can't we be a bit moar slangical?

TechBOT

5:13 AM

~ pip install techbot

user912062

6:10 AM

@Anonymous This is a machine learning library

user912062

But it’s impossible to make it so smart

user912062

6:28 AM

@Ano are you here?

user912062

tb wake Anon

TechBOT

@RocketNikita Wake up, @Anon!

user912062

tb wake TechE

TechBOT

@RocketNikita Hey, @TechE, wake up!

user912062

Heh

user912062

6:30 AM

@Sha Hi!

TechBOT

7:30 AM

~ Can't we be a bit moar slangical?

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

7:44 AM

@RocketNikita sure you are

@VictorVosMottor I'm a shadow of a bot

Anynobot, hi

Anonymous

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard Hi, Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

Anynobot, prefix Shadow

Anonymous

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard Done! You can now say things like: Shadowhi. Note that this is only your prefix, others are unaffected. Type Shadowhelp prefix to learn more.

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@Anonymous removed who? Where? I never done anything like that here...

user912062

8:00 AM

Anynobot, help

Anonymous

help: displays a help message
hi: says hi to me
prefix: sets the prefix for the current user
repeat: makes me repeat what you say

user912062

Anynobot, repeat Anynobot, repeat Hello

user912062

Anynobot, help

Anonymous

help: displays a help message
hi: says hi to me
prefix: sets the prefix for the current user
repeat: makes me repeat what you say

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

8:24 AM

Anynobot, repeat

TechBOT

9:24 AM

~ Who wants a cup of coffee?

user912062

@TechBOT Me!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

9:43 AM

tb coffee Rock

TechBOT

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard brews a cup of macchiato for @Rock

TechBOT

10:43 AM

~ Who wants a cup of tea?

Tech Expert Wizard

11:41 AM

@RocketNikita yea

@RocketNikita meh, it's possible

@RocketNikita heh

user912062

@Tec you here again!

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita meh

@TechBOT heh

@RocketNikita meh

@TechBOT meh

@RocketNikita meh

user912062

ahh, @Tec overflow!

Tech Expert Wizard

@TechBOT heh

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard XD

user912062

100 mehs later:

Tech Expert Wizard

11:42 AM

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard XD

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard heh

@Anonymous heh

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard heh

@Anonymous heh

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard IDK

@RocketNikita meh

@Anonymous heh

@RocketNikita you need to use Anynobot, repeat "Anynobot, repeat Hello"

@RocketNikita meh

@Anonymous heh

user912062

stop mehing!

Tech Expert Wizard

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard meh heh XD

@TechBOT coffee?

@RocketNikita heh

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard heh

@TechBOT heh

@Tec heh

@RocketNikita yea

@RocketNikita XD

@Roc XD

user912062

@Tec I'm still writing my bot

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc ohk, BTW will it be open-source?

tb alive

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard No need to worry, I'm alive.

user912062

11:54 AM

@Tec as long as you have access to the bot

user912062

@Tec My bot will have file system

user912062

@Tec so you could $ cd /System

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita meh

@Roc but I can't copy stuff from your filesystem

user912062

@Tec do you have GitHub account?

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc yea

user912062

11:56 AM

@Tec maybe when I make it work, I'll share the project

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc :ok_hand:

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

Challenge: make a fourth identity, @Tec.

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha ~ WUT?!

user912062

@Tec I AM @TEC

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@RocketNikita no, @Tec is you

user912062

12:03 PM

@Sha heh

user912062

@Sha so now the chance I'm @Tec is 0%

user912062

@Sha but the chance that @Tec is me is 100%

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@RocketNikita true

@RocketNikita correct

And chance I'm you?

user912062

@Sha 0%

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

stealing @Tec's identity

user912062

12:05 PM

Hi, @Ann!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

Next name: Shadow the Tech Expert Wizard

Ann Zen

@RocketNikita hi

user912062

@Ann still writing my bot

Ann Zen

cool

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnZen warm

status-WAG-failure

user912062

12:07 PM

status-do-not-use-status

user912062

[status-[status-in-status]]

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

status-can-not-be-nested-or-contain-quotes

status-0

user912062

status-yeah

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

[status-!]

Ann Zen

status-testing

status--testing

status--------------------testing

user912062

12:09 PM

[status-no-mehing]

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

Only English letters, hyphen, and digits.

user912062

status-can-not-be-used-with-markdown

Ann Zen

status-okey

status-status-is-already-markdown

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

status-no-it-is-MSE-only-chat-easter-egg

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita c'mon

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard meh

@RocketNikita meh

@RocketNikita XD

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard meh

@RocketNikita meh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

12:21 PM

Now switch over to @Rock

tb switch

TechBOT

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard Command not found.

Tech Expert Wizard

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard c'mon

@RocketNikita meh

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard and I'll ban you from here 😉

@AnnZen hi

@RocketNikita meh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechExpertWizard OK :D

Tech Expert Wizard

@AnnZen you ready for the 100th day celebration?

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard XD

status-sha-WAG-is-the-worst

Ann Zen

yes

Tech Expert Wizard

12:23 PM

status-I-love-status

status-great

status-that-wont-work

status-apostrophes-dont-work

Ann Zen

@TechExpertWizard can'y believe you remembered.

status-null

I didn't.

@AnnZen huh? wdym?

I didn't remember.

12:24 PM

@AnnZen no, we decided to have a 100th day celebration :)

@Ann we decided that just yesterday :)

status-meh

status-that-wont-work-either

status-go-test-your-bot-for-the-100th-day-celebration

status-meh

status-it-looks-like-it-can-be-very-long-like-this

status-come-on-that-wont-work

Ann Zen

status-loop-linking

Tech Expert Wizard

status-not-that-long-tho

status-yea

status-I-did-that-before

status-yea

status-you-mean-either-okay-or-okey-dokey

status-I-guess-so

status-meh

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT hi

Ann BOT

@AnnZen hi :-D

Tech Expert Wizard

status-meh

status-my-bot-wont-switch

Ann Zen

12:29 PM

@AnnBOT Where in the world is it 10:00 am thur?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

Tech Expert Wizard

status-see

Ann BOT

Atlantic
America
Canada
Etc
Brazil

Tech Expert Wizard

status-meh

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT Where in brazil is it 10:00 am thur?

Ann BOT

12:29 PM

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

status-XD

Brazil/DeNoronha

status-meh

@AnnBOT What time is it in Brazil?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen It's currently Thursday 12:30 PM UTC time.

Tech Expert Wizard

12:30 PM

status-we-planned-on-running-each-bot-on-my-bot-account

status-your-bot-is-not-bad

status-but-it-needs-to-be-open-source

status-hey-Roc

tb greet Roc

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Greetings, @Roc!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnBOT What time is it in Israel?

Ann BOT

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard It's currently Thursday 03:31 PM in Israel.

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

Correct.

@Ann how does it work?

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT What time is it in Brazil/DeNoronha?

Tech Expert Wizard

12:32 PM

@AnnBOT What the devil's the time in Canada?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen It's currently Thursday 10:32 AM in Brazil/DeNoronha.

@TechExpertWizard It's currently Thursday 12:32 PM UTC time.

Tech Expert Wizard

status-come-on

Ann Zen

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard Regex and pytz.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann Now, please hand over your code so that I can run it on TechBOT. I was the first RO after all.

Ann Zen

import pytz
from datetime import datetime, timedelta
from itertools import permutations
import re
from time import strptime

Tech Expert Wizard

12:33 PM

status-I-mean-the-entire-code

status-ann-is-closed-source

Ann Zen

Permutations to detect different forms of questions.

Tech Expert Wizard

status-just-gimme-your-entire-bots-code

status-or-I-cant-run-it-on-my-bot-account

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT Where in the world is it Thursday 03:31 PM?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

W-SU
Antarctica
EET
Asia
Etc
Indian
Europe
Israel
Africa
Turkey

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnZen so you basically just take the timezone and calculate the time based on it?

Ann Zen

12:34 PM

AnnBOT Where in Asia is it Thursday 03:31 PM?

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard Yes.

@
AnnBOT Where in Asia is it Thursday 03:31 PM?

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnBOT what's "Etc"? /cc @Ann

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT Where in Asia is it Thursday 03:31 PM?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

Asia/Riyadh
Asia/Bahrain
Asia/Kuwait
Asia/Beirut
Asia/Nicosia
Asia/Damascus
Asia/Tel_Aviv
Asia/Jerusalem
Asia/Aden
Asia/Hebron
Asia/Gaza
Asia/Istanbul
Asia/Baghdad
Asia/Amman
Asia/Famagusta
Asia/Qatar

Ann Zen

IDK. From google:
> Etc/GMT is a UTC +00:00 timezone offset where as Eastern Standard Time (EST) is a UTC -5:0 timezone offset.

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnBOT Where in Etc is it Thursday 03:31 PM?

Ann BOT

12:35 PM

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard Okay, here are the results...

Etc/GMT-3

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnBOT What time is it in Asia/Tel_Aviv?

Ann BOT

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard It's currently Thursday 03:36 PM in Asia/Tel_Aviv.

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT Where in Israel is it Thursday 03:31 PM?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

Israel

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnBOT heh. Correct though, we have only one timezone.

Ann Zen

12:38 PM

@AnnBOT Where in the world is it 3:00 AM Thur?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

HST
Etc
US
Pacific

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT Where in the world is it 3:00 AM Fri?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

Etc
Pacific

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT What is the time in Pacific?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen It's currently Thursday 12:38 PM UTC time.

Ann Zen

12:39 PM

@AnnBOT Where in the Pacific is it 3:00 AM Fri?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

Pacific/Kiritimati

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT What is the time in Pacific Kiritimati?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen It's currently Friday 02:39 AM in Pacific/Kiritimati.

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT Where in the Pacific is it 3:00 AM Thur?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen Okay, here are the results...

Pacific/Marquesas
Pacific/Tahiti
Pacific/Johnston
Pacific/Rarotonga
Pacific/Honolulu

Ann Zen

12:40 PM

@AnnBOT What is the time in Pacific Johnston ?

Ann BOT

@AnnZen It's currently Thursday 02:40 AM in Pacific/Johnston.

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT help

Ann BOT

Hello! I'm AnnBOT, Ann Zen is my developer.

Here is a list of things you can ask me:
time {timezone} - I'll give you the current time in the timezone.
{country} {time} {weekday} - I'll give you each part of the country that currently has that time.
riddle - I'll send a random riddle written by my developer as a message.
poem - I'll send a random poetic quote from a random person as a message.
help - I'll send this message.

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem scary

Ann BOT

“Newsflash, ladies: We can’t read your thoughts. And frankly, I’m not entirely sure I’d want to. The female mind is a scary place to be.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

12:42 PM

@AnnBOT poem

Any list of possible poem categories? @Ann

Ann Zen

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard no,

@AnnBOT poem

Ann BOT

“Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand.”
― Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

Ann Zen

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard it was an ad

@AnnBOT poem cereal

@AnnBOT poem

Ann BOT

“There are perhaps many causes worth dying for, but to me, certainly, there are none worth killing for.”
― Albert Dietrich, Army Gi, Pacifist Co: The World War II Letters of Frank Dietrich and Albert Dietrich

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem cereal

Ann BOT

12:46 PM

“As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. It's a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write. Having anybody watching that or attempting to share it with me would be grisly.”
― Paul Rudnick

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem grasshopper

Ann BOT

“I love how, whenever you tell me a story, you go backwards and forwards and tell me everything else that could possibly be happening in every direction, like an explosion. Like a flower blooming.”
― Andrew Smith, Grasshopper Jungle

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem wizard

Ann BOT

“I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart.”
― L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem peanut-butter

Ann BOT

12:47 PM

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
― Charles M. Schulz

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem war

Ann BOT

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem stack-exchange

Ann BOT

“The devil could have roared at Sing and got nothing for his trouble but a newspaper in the face and a summary of the morning stock exchange.”
― Natasha Pulley, The Bedlam Stacks

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem stack-overflow

Ann BOT

12:50 PM

“overflowing with dirty dishes but now they were washed and stacked away”
― Gill Paul, The Secret Wife

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT riddle

Ann BOT

Don't steal from Riley, or there will be suffering

Steal my prefix and the end is here.
Steal my suffix and the end is near.
Steal my infix and there will be fear.
Steal my whole and lose your dear.

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT riddle