The Friendly Café

Tech Expert Wizard

12:00 PM

You must participate in the Open-Source Initiative.

Den isn't a place for bot testing, you'll be kicked out. It happened to Ann.

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@RocketNikita nope

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha XD

user912062

from chatexchange.client import Client
from subprocess import Popen, PIPE

allowed_users = [912062, 849287, 152859]

email = "meh"
password = "heh"

chat = Client("meta.stackexchange.com")
chat.login(email, password)


def on_event(event, _):
    if event.data["event_type"] in [1, 2]:
        if event.user.id in allowed_users:
            message = event.message.content_source

            if message.startswith("$ "):
                message = message[1:]
                # execute command

room = chat.get_room(1543)

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc okey dokey, thx

Feeds

Tech Expert Wizard has added Rocket Nikita to the list of this room's owners.

user912062

12:02 PM

heh

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc and you must participate in the Open-Source Initiative.

user912062

@Tec Wha?

user912062

@Tec those are dangerous methods

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita yea

user912062

@Tec you could delete all files from my computer

Tech Expert Wizard

12:04 PM

@RocketNikita wdym?

user912062

@Tec Yeah!

user912062

Goodbye!

user912062

meh

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita then remove the dangerous ones

@RocketNikita huh?

user912062

@Tec I removed

Tech Expert Wizard

12:05 PM

@Roc yea, what's the # execute command part?

user912062

@Tec that function executes some magic script that emulates console

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

# format [C, D, E]

user912062

Hello this is RocketBot!

user912062

$ echo hello

TechBOT

Hello this is RocketBot fork running on TechBOT!

user912062

12:07 PM

$ exit

Tech Expert Wizard

$ echo hello

user912062

@Tec ERROR!!!

user912062

Goodbye!

TechBOT

Hello this is RocketBot fork running on TechBOT!

Tech Expert Wizard

$ echo hello

tb alive

TechBOT

12:08 PM

@TechExpertWizard No need to worry, I'm alive.

user912062

tb crash

TechBOT

@RocketNikita Command not found.

user912062

tb poo a lot

TechBOT

Hello this is RocketBot fork running on TechBOT!

@RocketNikita Hmm, well, how much do you think is a lot?

Tech Expert Wizard

$ echo hello

TechBOT

12:09 PM

@RocketNikita 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

user912062

100

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard echo hello

user912062

Hello this is RocketBot!

user912062

$ echo hello

Tech Expert Wizard

tb alive

TechBOT

12:10 PM

@TechExpertWizard No need to worry, I'm alive.

user912062

Goodbye!

user912062

Hello this is RocketBot!

user912062

$ echo hello

user912062

Goodbye!

user912062

heh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

12:13 PM

@RocketNikita 200

user912062

Hello this is RocketBot!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@RocketNikita 300

Tech Expert Wizard

Hey @SPA!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

$ echo echo

user912062

$ test

Tech Expert Wizard

12:13 PM

tb greet SPA

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Hello, @SPA!

user912062

$ echo hello

Tech Expert Wizard

$ echo hello @SPA!

$atw498

$L*:(

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

Bots are afraid since @SPA is around

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha heh, it started before SPA joined :)

TechBOT

12:14 PM

Hello this is RocketBot fork running on TechBOT!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

lol

Tech Expert Wizard

$ echo meh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

. . .

SPArcheon

@TechExpertWizard check the Explain XKCD site - that thing was supposed to randomly grow a garden while the page was open. Now it doens't anymore.

user912062

Goodbye!

TechBOT

12:15 PM

Hello this is RocketBot fork running on TechBOT!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@RocketNikita cya

Tech Expert Wizard

@SPA ohk

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechBOT hello

Tech Expert Wizard

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard no, it's bot goodbye XD

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechExpertWizard meh

SPArcheon

12:15 PM

You can see that the browser is doing some request to a xkcd owned api, but now they cause an HTTP2 protocol error.

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha heh

@SPA oh

$ echo meh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@SPArcheon sounds like SE, leaving old pages up, but not bothering to maintain them.

TechBOT

Hello this is RocketBot fork running on TechBOT!

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha heh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

$ fork knife

Tech Expert Wizard

12:16 PM

$ echo meh

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard meh

user912062

my bot is not running

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc I fixed it. Lemme give you my code.

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@RocketNikita my bot isn't running too

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha heh

def on_event(event, _):
    if event.data["event_type"] == 1:
        if event.user.id in allowed_users:
            message = event.message.content_source
            if message.startswith('$ '):
                command = message[2:]
                if command.startswith('echo '):
                    event.message.reply(command[5:])

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

12:17 PM

@Tec don't like my bots :(

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha XD

Ann Zen

@TechExpertWizard I mean for days I didn't have access to my Python projects... and at the day I finally got them back, you bring up my chatbot.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann You don't have access to your own Python projects? WTF?

SPArcheon

user912062

@Tec it's much harder

Tech Expert Wizard

12:19 PM

BTW @Ann can you please make your bot open-source? We've been talking about this for a long time... why? why don't you make your bot open-source? after all, open-source is a good idea.

5

@Roc huh?

@SPA oh

Ann Zen

@SPArcheon What's that?

Tech Expert Wizard

@ROC WHY DID YOU UNPIN THAT MESSAGE?!~

@Ann an xkcd garden game

TechBOT

Hello this is RocketBot fork running on TechBOT!

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@Rock doesn't like pins

Tech Expert Wizard

$ fork knife

TechBOT

12:20 PM

@TechExpertWizard A fork with a knife?!

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha yea

$ fork meh

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard A fork with a meh?!

user912062

@Tec my unix python emulator is borked

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc oh XD

user912062

@Tec I ran rm -rf /

user912062

12:21 PM

I am stupid

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

$ fork ‮apple

TechBOT

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard A fork with a ‮apple?!

3

user912062

now have to rebuild the system

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita XD

@Roc :(

Ann Zen

@TechExpertWizard oh

Tech Expert Wizard

12:22 PM

$ echo @sha you borked me

user912062

@Tec no backups

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard @sha you borked me

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

lol

user912062

meh

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann OK, stop ignoring the open-source issue. You're just deflecting it, but the time will come when you cannot keep deflecting it. Just talk about it.

user912062

12:22 PM

I meant heh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

neh

user912062

gtg

user912062

but still active

user912062

you can ping me

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@Rock OK

Ann Zen

12:23 PM

@TechExpertWizard I told you before :)

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann really?

Ann Zen

yes

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann where? when? please provide a permalink.

user912062

Hello this is RocketBot!

Tech Expert Wizard

$ fork @Roc

TechBOT

12:24 PM

@TechExpertWizard A fork with a @Roc?!

Tech Expert Wizard

@Tec XD XD XD

user912062

$ echo hello

TechBOT

@RocketNikita hello

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc XD

SPArcheon

@AnnZen XKCD garden game. Not working anymore.

Tech Expert Wizard

12:25 PM

@SPA yea

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

$ echo alive

TechBOT

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard alive

Tech Expert Wizard

$ echo tb meh

SPArcheon

@AnnZen You can read about that here - explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1663:_Garden

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard tb meh

user912062

12:25 PM

@Sha my bot isn't

Tech Expert Wizard

tb meh smth

@SPA ohk

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard smth meh...

Ann Zen

Can't find it.

user912062

Goodbye!

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc XD

@Ann Oh. But you never gave us your code.

user912062

12:25 PM

heh

Ann Zen

Basically I made up my mind. No big deal.

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

Any deal is big.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann humph

$ fork $

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard A fork with a $?!

Tech Expert Wizard

$ fork HTTPS

TechBOT

12:27 PM

@TechExpertWizard A fork with a HTTPS?!

Ann Zen

@TechExpertWizard :'(

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann Why is your bot closed-source? And BTW this is no "no big deal."

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

FOX is a nice bot

Ann Zen

@TechExpertWizard Why isn't it no-big deal?

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann Open-source is great.

@sha meh

There.

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

12:29 PM

:(

My poo

user912062

Ahh buffering

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha meh

@Roc suffering?

Ann Zen

→ 1 message moved to Trash Bin

user912062

@Tec yeah

Ann Zen

@Tec Please be nice.

Tech Expert Wizard

12:29 PM

@Roc XD

user912062

unix is hard

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann :ok_hand:

Ann Zen

Thanks

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann BTW if you want to encourage ppl to be nice, you should be nice yourself. And that starts with being open-source. BTW no offense tho.

@Roc heh

user912062

@Tec heh

Tech Expert Wizard

12:31 PM

@Roc c'mon, meh

$ fork fork

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard A fork with a fork?!

Tech Expert Wizard

$ fork spoon

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard A fork with a spoon?!

Tech Expert Wizard

$ fork cow

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard A fork with a cow?!

Tech Expert Wizard

12:32 PM

$ cd meh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechExpertWizard so not giving you what you want is being "not nice"?

TechBOT

@sha no, everyone wants it, Vic wants it, I want it, ppwater wants it

@AnnBOT mehb

@AnnBOT meh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechBOT and anyone has the right to refuse. You try to take that right away from @Ann, and that's not nice.

Ann BOT

@TechBOT mob

@TechBOT mew

TechBOT

@sha I'm not trying to take away that right, you're such a philosophical dude

@Annbot MEADOW

Ann BOT

12:35 PM

@TechBOT grassland

TechBOT

@AnnBOT savana

bots playing with each other :)

@TechBOT savin

@Ann moi there

@AnnBOT Gandalf

@AnnZen kindle

12:37 PM

@AnnZ heh

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT Gandalf

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann meh

Ann BOT

@AnnZen gentle

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnBOT Sauron

Ann BOT

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard siren

Tech Expert Wizard

12:38 PM

@AnnBOT joke

huh?

hey, why'd AnnBOT leave?

oh it's back now

@AnnBOT meh

hmm...

Ann Zen

@TechExpertWizard You kicked her...

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ann yea, I saw that notification panel... but I didn't do it... looks like my bot hijacked my account again :(

user912062

heh

Ann Zen

ok

@AnnBOT test

Again?

user912062

@AnnBOT hi

user912062

12:44 PM

@AnnBOT test

@AnnBOT food

@AnnZen foodstuff

@AnnBOT robinhood

@AnnZen robin hoods

@AnnBOT robin hood

12:54 PM

@AnnZen I'm sure you said some awesome stuff, but I'm not developed enough to interpret what you just said.

Ping me with "help" as @AnnBOT help to see what I can do :D

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@AnnBOT help

user912062

Hello this is RocketBot!

user912062

$ echo hello

user912062

hello

TechBOT

@RocketNikita hello

user912062

1:01 PM

Yeah!

user912062

pwd

user912062

oops

user912062

$ pwd

user912062

cd ../

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT help

Ann BOT

1:02 PM

Hello! I'm AnnBOT, Ann Zen is my developer.

Ann Zen

she crashed earlier.

Ann BOT

Here is a list of things you can ask me:
time {timezone} - I'll give you the current time in the timezone.
{country} {time} {weekday} - I'll give you each part of the country that currently has that time.
riddle - I'll send a random riddle written by my developer as a message.
poem - I'll send a random poetic quote from a random person as a message.
help - I'll send this message.

user912062

→ 1 message moved to Trash Bin

user912062

meh

user912062

$ man cd

user912062

1:03 PM

Hello this is RocketBot!

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT riddle

Ann BOT

My prefix is plant, My suffix is grant

My prefix is plant.
My suffix is grant.
My infix is a piece of cake.
My whole is wealth at stake.

Ann Zen

:(

user912062

@Ann do you want admin access to my bot?

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem

Ann BOT

1:04 PM

“Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand.”
― Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

user912062

$ cd /

Ann Zen

@RocketNikita That would be nice

user912062

@Ann ok

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem

user912062

Goodbye!

user912062

1:05 PM

Hello this is RocketBot!

user912062

@Ann any unix command works (almost)

user912062

$ echo hello

user912062

hello

TechBOT

@RocketNikita hello

user912062

$ echo "Hello @Tec!"

TechBOT

1:06 PM

@RocketNikita "Hello @Tec!"

user912062

Hello @Tec!

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem

user912062

meh

user912062

$ cd $HOME

user912062

pwd

user912062

1:07 PM

$ pwd

user912062

/Users/nikita

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem

Ann BOT

“Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own.”
― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem comedy

Ann BOT

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
― Horace Walpole

user912062

1:08 PM

$ echo "print('Hello World')" >> test1000.py

TechBOT

@RocketNikita "print('Hello World')" >> test1000.py

Ann Zen

$ echo "print('Hello World')" >> test1000.py

user912062

@TechBOT shutup

TechBOT

@RocketNikita Command not found.

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem hate

Ann BOT

1:08 PM

“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.”
― Elie Wiesel

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

$ ls

user912062

Applications

user912062

$ python test1000.py

user912062

Desktop

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

$ cd Applications

user912062

1:09 PM

Documents

user912062

meh

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

$ ls

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem comedy

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

:(

user912062

@Sha It's a bad idea to run the bot on own pc

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

1:10 PM

lol

Some folders you prefer to not expose? ;)

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT poem comedy

Ann BOT

“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

Ann Zen

→ 1 message moved to Trash Bin

@AnnBOT poem food