The Friendly Café

Tech Expert Wizard

12:21 AM

@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard XD

@Roc yup

user912062

5:42 AM

@Tec Don’t do that to him. He won’t survive that.

user912062

8:05 AM

Haha StackOverflow на Русском is down ru.stackoverflow.com/users/186999

user912062

9:48 AM

@Tec How are you doing?

user912062

10:56 AM

@Tec Hi

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita Don't do what? Why?

@RocketNikita XD

@RocketNikita I'm doing fine, thanks!

Hi @Roc!

user912062

DO NOT CONVERT PYTHON TO JAVA!

user912062

@Tec Maybe call @Grundy ?

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita XD

@Roc YOU ARE ALREADY PINGING HIM!!!

user912062

@Tec I know, but he is offline.

Tech Expert Wizard

11:00 AM

@Roc But he will get pinged here later, except later. :D

BTW why call him and what? And why not migrate TechBOT to Java?

BTW have a look at this. :D

user912062

@Tec grunt

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc XD

user912062

@Tec BTW

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc XD

BTW

user912062

@Tec

user912062

11:07 AM

@Tech

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

@Roc Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

@TechE

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

@TechEx

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

11:07 AM

@TechExp

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

@TechExpe

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

@TechExper

user912062

@TechExpert

Tech Expert Wizard

11:08 AM

@RocketNikita Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

@TechEpertW

user912062

@TechExpertWi

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

@TechExpertWiz

user912062

@TechExpertWiza

Tech Expert Wizard

11:09 AM

@RocketNikita Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

@TechExpertWizar

user912062

@TechExpertWizard

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

@Roc Hey, no empty-pinging! XD

user912062

Test complete!

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc XD

user912062

11:10 AM

@techex

Tech Expert Wizard

@rocket hey!

user912062

@techexpertwiz all lower.

Tech Expert Wizard

@rocketnikita No, that's not allowed.

user912062

@t

user912062

@Tec did that ping you?

Tech Expert Wizard

11:12 AM

@Roc nope

@RocketNikita XD

user912062

@Te a

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc XD

user912062

@Tec Did that ping u?

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc nope

user912062

@Tec <— That’s the minimum?

user912062

11:17 AM

silence

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita yup, I've tested it before, 3 characters is the minimum.

@Roc XD that silence was caused by my ytping XD

@TechExpertWizard "yelping"? I didn't say "yelp." :D

user912062

‮I don’t care

user912062

‮unicode is fun

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita wha?

@Roc wha?

user912062

‮obfuscateed text

Tech Expert Wizard

11:20 AM

@Roc ~ WUT?

user912062

‮Unicode

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc oh XD

user912062

‮ everything is cursed unicode-table.com/en/202E

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc plz stappit XD

user912062

‮u can flip links

user912062

11:24 AM

‮Ahhhhhh ‮not yshsh

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita "u can flip links"?

user912062

Hello ‮Hello

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita Ahhhhhh not yshsh

@Roc Hello olleH

:8809618 google.ru is the same as ‮ google.ru/?client=safari

Haha, now I know your OS and your browser! You use Safari, and therefore you use Mac OS! MWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!

user912062

@Tec I am on IPad.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc Oh. :D

Tech Expert Wizard

12:13 PM

...

tb letsrock

SPArcheon

12:35 PM

(apparently the wizzard was felling a little nostalgic...)

Ann Zen

12:56 PM

@Tec yep, i got pinged

user912062

@Ann Hi!

Ann Zen

1:21 PM

@RocketNikita hi

Tech Expert Wizard

@SPArcheon XD

@SPA XD

@AnnZen heh

Hey @Roc!

Hey @Ann!

Tech Expert Wizard

1:42 PM

Feb 16 at 2:16, by Tech Expert Wizard

Jan 13 at 12:32, by Victor VosMottor

tb say tb say tb say tb say TEH ROOM IS SPAMM'D ;)

user912062

@Tech

Tech Expert Wizard

Hey @Roc!

BTW that's a very important part of Café history.

Grundy, Part 1

Dec 31 '20 at 14:40, 18 minutes total – 130 messages, 8 users, 15 stars

Bookmarked Jan 12 at 16:02 by Tech Expert Wizard

Grundy, Part 2

Dec 31 '20 at 15:00, 54 minutes total – 93 messages, 5 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked Jan 12 at 16:03 by Tech Expert Wizard

The Besiege of January 12th, 2021

Jan 12 at 15:50, 4 hours 48 minutes total – 52 messages, 5 users, 2 stars

Bookmarked Jan 12 at 23:06 by Tech Expert Wizard

Besiege of January 13th, 2021, Part 1

Jan 13 at 11:53, 6 minutes total – 25 messages, 4 users, 1 star

Bookmarked Jan 17 at 1:20 by Tech Expert Wizard

Besiege of January 13th, 2021, Part 2

Jan 13 at 12:00, 34 minutes total – 118 messages, 5 users, 7 stars

Bookmarked Jan 17 at 1:21 by Tech Expert Wizard

You should read all of these bookmarked conversations before asking for RO privileges. :D

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@SPArcheon yay! Missed those. ;)

Tech Expert Wizard

Hey @sha BTW Ann once asked me t'remove the tb spank commands, d'y'think that's okay with ya?

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechExpertWizard yeah I don't use it anyway

TechBOT

1:55 PM

Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard.

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha good thx :ok_hand:

tb spank sha

TechBOT

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

But was it @Ann that asked to remove spank and not @Vic?

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha yeah

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechExpertWizard lol one last spank? :D

Tech Expert Wizard

1:56 PM

@sha @Vic did say that but he was actually kidding, I siunk he kinda likes it XD

BTW yeah last spank in the Café XD

y'were talkin' 'bout "first spank in the Den," now I'm talkin' 'bout the "last spank in the Cafe"

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechExpertWizard can't know with @Vic, as he really don't like poo and move it to trash bin...

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha poo sure sucks tho XD

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechExpertWizard Den has no bots with spank command...

Tech Expert Wizard

@sha XD

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

@TechExpertWizard no, just smells.

Tech Expert Wizard

1:57 PM

so WE ARE BEATING U!!! MWHA-HA-AHA-HA-A!

@sha IK

user912062

@TechExpertWizard I'll leave that for night time reading.

user912062

2:16 PM

@Tec Done!

user912062

@Tec Huh already nighttime

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita :ok_hand:

@RocketNikita Done what? Done reading it?

@Roc XD

user912062

@TechExpertWizard Done reading!

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc ohk, now you're allowed to participate in the next RO election.

BTW why did you say that I shouldn't migrate my bot from Python to Java?

user912062

@Tec Java stinks

Tech Expert Wizard

2:24 PM

@Roc Python stinks + sucks

Java rocks + smells great

Python is a smelly stinky sunken stunken skunk skunkship XD

and BTW you know that Python is a snake, right? and snakes bite ppl

but Java is some great, lovely coffee

plus snakes smell, don'tcha know? XD XD XD

Treatise on the Greatness of Java

2 mins ago, 2 minutes total – 7 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 5 secs ago by Tech Expert Wizard

user912062

2:58 PM

@Tec java is awful

user912062

@Tec (╯°□°)╯︵ ɐʌɐſ

Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard

3:13 PM

Coffee is great, but it often cause people to poop. :D

user912062

tb poo

user912062

@Sha Yeah

user912062

@Tec Snakes don’t poo

user912062

3:38 PM

@Ann Hi!

Ann Zen

@TechExpertWizard hey

@RocketNikita hi

Tech Expert Wizard

4:04 PM

@RocketNikita nope XD

@RocketNikita wha?

@sha :D

@RocketNikita TechBOT is down for several days due to migration migraines from Python to Java. :D

@RocketNikita IDK

@RocketNikita XD

Hi @Roc!

@AnnZen hiya

Hey @Ann! Hi!

user912062

Brrrr

user912062

@Tec java is brrrr

Tech Expert Wizard

@RocketNikita XD

@Roc really? srsly?

user912062

6:09 PM

@Tec Java is meh

Tech Expert Wizard

7:37 PM

@Roc Python is meh XD

Tech Expert Wizard

7:52 PM

Brrrr

python is brrrr

Ann Zen

8:48 PM

@TechExpertWizard hi

Tech Expert Wizard

Hey @Ann!

Grundy, Part 1

Grundy, Part 2

The Besiege of January 12th, 2021

Besiege of January 13th, 2021, Part 1

Besiege of January 13th, 2021, Part 2

Treatise on the Greatness of Java

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