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~ Who wants a cup of coffee?
 
 
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5:28 AM
~ Can't we be a bit moar slangical?
 
 
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6:28 AM
~ Who wants a cup of coffee?
 
 
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7:28 AM
~ 24/7 bots need 24/7 PCs, right? Or are those called "servers"? IDK 'cause I'm way too dumb to answer those questions...
 
 
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8:28 AM
~ Can't we be a bit more grammatical?
 
 
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9:28 AM
~ Trivia fact: Bots sweep vast amounts of void, empty space in cold, dark chatrooms.
 
user912062
@TechBOT Sweep
 
10:36 AM
 
 
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11:36 AM
~ Who wants a cup of tea?
 
 
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12:36 PM
~ Can't we be a bit more grammatical?
 
@Roc XD
@TechBOT Why, you darn bot shouldn't ping me every time you want to!
 
user912062
12:59 PM
We all are @Tec
 
1:30 PM
@Roc Huh? XD
tb alive
 
@TechExpertWizard No need to worry, I'm alive.
 
user912062
@Tec Hi!
 
Hi @Roc!
tb greet Roc
 
@TechExpertWizard Hi, @Roc!
 
BTW you should know about Grundy. He was an important, almost insurmountable obstacle in the history of the Café.
(whistling sound) Come here, @Grundy!
 
user912062
1:50 PM
trembling
 
@Roc XD
It's okay, I didn't ping him because the last time he came here was a month ago.
So don't tremble.
Everything's fine.
 
user912062
searching user @Grundy
 
@Roc XD
Mar 7 at 15:43, by Grundy
(¬‿¬)
There's the last message of @Grundy in MSE chat.
And, proudly, it's in this room!
 
user912062
Clicking invite button
 
@Roc NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh no...
 
user912062
1:55 PM
@Grundy Hi!
 
WE'RE IN SEVERE TROUBLE!!!
@Roc NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T!!!!!!!!!
WARNING! WARNING! WE ARE IN SEVERE ALERT MODE!!! ACTIVATING LOCKS!!!
DON'T GREET HIM!!!
 
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! (¬‿¬)
 
@Gru XD XD XD
 
user912062
@Grundy Привет!
 
@Roc What? BTW call him "Gru"
 
1:57 PM
Who caused the ancient evil?
 
NO!!! DON'T GREET HIM!!! YOU SHOULD NOT GREET HIM UNLESS YOU ARE ON RUSSIAN STACK OVERFLOW CHAT!!!
@Gru Ancient evil?
 
@TechExpertWizard Если ты не идешь на RUSSIAN STACK OVERFLOW, то RUSSIAN STACK OVERFLOW - придет к тебе (¬‿¬) (¬‿¬) (¬‿¬)
@RocketNikita Привет!
 
@Grundy OK, sorry for being unfriendly to you.
 
user912062
@Gru Меня туда не засосало.
 
@Gru Would you like to learn how to make a chatbot?
 
1:59 PM
@TechExpertWizard не сейчас
 
@Roc I can't understand all this Russian.
@Gru Oh, OK.
 
user912062
@Tec opening google translate
 
@Roc I don't want to.
 
@TechExpertWizard just learn russian :)
 
user912062
@Tec It’s not so hard.
 
2:00 PM
@Gru Really?
 
Dec 31 '20 at 15:05, by Grundy
@VictorVosMottor all need to know Russian :)
 
@Roc I'm using Firefox Google Translate plugin so it became easy.
@Gru OK, you know that was 3 months ago, right?
 
@TechExpertWizard so, you already prepared? :)
 
@Gru Kind of, but I just thought of this. I first used this plugin for translating some Russian on a Russian Stack Overflow chatroom.
 
@Grundy This sentence is grammatically incorrect, it should be "everyone has to know Russian" ;)
 
2:02 PM
@Vic Nope "all need to know Russian" is actually correct ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard I don't think so
 
@VictorVosMottor you doing it wrong
 
Also everyone who codes has to know English
 
@VictorVosMottor nope
 
@VictorVosMottor Then get an English grammar book and have a look. (rhyme)
@Grundy yeah, I think so
 
2:03 PM
@Grundy Yep! Most of docs, guides, books etc. are written in English ;)
 
@VictorVosMottor yeah
@Gru you should really learn English XD
@Vic yup XD
 
@VictorVosMottor most - not same as all, so, nope
 
@TechExpertWizard IDK, it may be kind of correct but it's not like ppl usually says
 
@Vic It's really correct but yeah, most ppl don't say that XD
 
@TechExpertWizard of course nope, all need Russian :)
 
2:04 PM
@Gru really? I don't believe so ;)
 
@Grundy It doesn't really matter most is enough
 
@VictorVosMottor nope
 
@Vic IDK
@Gru meh
 
@TechExpertWizard you already start :-) soooo ...
@TechExpertWizard doh
 
user912062
silence
 
2:07 PM
@Grundy people need a common language, English is far more likely to be/become one than Russian for many reasons, don't you see?
 
@VictorVosMottor yeah! people need a common language, and all know, that this is Russian language :)
 
user912062
@Vic I hate typing with russian layout. It’s easier to type in google translate.
 
user912062
@Gru Йес
 
@Grundy Russian language is a common language in some cases but mostly it is English ;)
 
@VictorVosMottor nope
you again do it wrong
 
2:09 PM
@Grundy you wanna say "you again get it wrong" not do ;)
 
user912062
@Vic I shouldn’t have clicked that invite button
 
@RocketNikita lol why? We're jk
 
@VictorVosMottor i say indeed what i want (¬‿¬)
 
user912062
@Vic Ok.
 
user912062
searching for other guys in this room
 
2:10 PM
@Grundy saying whatcha want on SE is not a good idea at all ;)
 
@RocketNikita boo
Am I a guy?
Or a man?
Or just hu-man?
 
@VictorVosMottor why not?
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard hi-man :)
 
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard IDK, your name is a bit unclear to detect this...
@Grundy XD
 
@Grundy high-man
:D
 
user912062
Aaaahhhahahaaaaaa!!!!!
 
2:12 PM
@Grundy because for saying whatcha want you sometimes get... b&
 
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard he-man!
 
@Grundy he-male!
(the opposite of she-male)
 
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard he-fe!
 
Bet @Tec has no idea what I talk about, he's too innocent.
 
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard Maybe let's stop spamming the room?..
 
user912062
2:13 PM
@Sha You are a dude.
 
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard lol
 
user912062
@Vic Let’s clean this up
 
@RocketNikita not "a dude", The Dude.
 
2:16 PM
Can you please stop spamming the room really?
 
@VictorVosMottor define "spam"?
 
user912062
tb poopify @Sha Eez Duhde
 
99% of the messages here are nonsense anyway, @Vic
 
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard meaningless gibberish messages like those I moved
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard yeaaahhh but there are not gibberish at least and are not that annoying
anyway gtg o/
 
user912062
Hi @Martin
 
2:18 PM
@VictorVosMottor so ask @Tec to remove the bot, that's his whole purpose, to post useless stuff just for fun.
 
user912062
tb alive
 
user912062
@Sha @TechBOT is dead.
 
getting back to Den after destroying the Cafe
 
user912062
@TechBOT is broken because @Vic cleaned up his poo!
 
user912062
2:22 PM
@Gru Why are you so silent?
 
@RocketNikita poo is life, yeah!
@Gru are you Gru-mpy?
 
@RocketNikita почему бы и нет? :)
 
@Grundy גם אני יכול לכתוב בשפה שאתה לא מבין :D
 
user912062
@Gru Почему бы и да?
 
2:23 PM
Oh no @Tec is here, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
 
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard почему ты думаешь, что не понимаю? (¬‿¬)
 
user912062
@Tec Bot is borked
 
@Roc yeah
sha broke it XD
 
@TechExpertWizard fake news
I was framed
 
user912062
2:25 PM
@Tec Как?
 
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard meh
 
@RocketNikita Kik?
 
user912062
@Sha Kak
 
"kaka" means "poo" in Hebrew slang. :P
 
user912062
2:26 PM
@Sha kakashka is poo in Russian
 
@RocketNikita really??? Huh, so we took this from you. LOL
In Hebrew it's used mainly to offend people, as curse word. Mild one, not extreme, but still.
Hebrew is based on Aramic, and modern Hebrew is just collection of words from many other languages.
 
@RocketNikita XD
 
user912062
@Sha In Russian Kaka is usually said by children. Kaka means junk.
 
@RocketNikita yeah, almost same here. It means "poo" in a degenerating way.
 
Kaka - is a brazilian footbal player!
 
2:30 PM
Used mainly by kids and teenagers, but not only.
 
Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard.
 
tb pooloop 777
 
@Grundy too bad, but guess there are people with almost any word as a name. lol
 
user912062
@TecB Shutup!
 
user912062
tb pooloop gsggs
 
user912062
tb poo
 
user912062
Crash!
 
user912062
 
user912062
@Gru grunt
 
2:38 PM
Gru-NT, like Windows NT.
Windows NT is a family of operating system versions produced by Microsoft, the first version of which was released on July 27, 1993. It is a processor-independent, multiprocessing and multi-user operating system. The first version of Windows NT was Windows NT 3.1 and was produced for workstations and server computers. It was intended to complement consumer versions of Windows that were based on MS-DOS (including Windows 1.0 through Windows 3.1x). Gradually, the Windows NT family was expanded into Microsoft's general-purpose operating system product line for all personal computers, deprecating the...
Better ^
 
user912062
@Sha Why are they so thick? Those are normal ⇊
 
user912062
 
user912062
Little bit dark, isn’t it?
 
user912062
Heh, In Russian Pancakes called Blini
 
@RocketNikita dunno, ask @Ann she posted it. ;)
But thick is good. :P
Also prefer thick pizza.
 
user912062
2:46 PM
@Sha But thin are more delicious.
 
@RocketNikita nah, taste is the same for me.
 
user912062
Thick pizza is 🤮
 
user912062
@Gru Do you like Pancakes?
 
@RocketNikita блины же :) и оладьи
 
user912062
@Gru А вареники?
 
2:50 PM
@RocketNikita с вишней и с картошкой :)
и с мясом тож норм :)
 
user912062
@Gru зови меня @Rock
 
@RocketNikita @Roc
 
user912062
@Gru Let’s stop confusing everyone.
 
in Shadow's Den, 10 secs ago, by FOX 9000
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard :) блины оладьи и же
 
@RocketNikita ok @Ro
 
2:53 PM
@Ro won't ping @Rock
@Roc is the minimum
 
user912062
@Sha What’s that
 
user912062
1 min ago, by Shadow The Vaccinated Wizard
in Shadow's Den, 10 secs ago, by FOX 9000
@ShadowTheVaccinatedWizard :) блины оладьи и же
 
@RocketNikita shuffle
 
user912062
2:55 PM
@Gru Why did you leave this room for 3 months in the past?
 
@RocketNikita just go to next
 
user912062
tb alive
 
user912062
@Gru Grrramar
 
user912062
@Grundy Grrrrr
 
user912062
2:59 PM
tb poo
 
user912062
@TechBOT is Dead
 
3:31 PM
~ 24/7 bots need 24/7 PCs, right? Or are those called "servers"? IDK 'cause I'm way too dumb to answer those questions...
 
4:06 PM
@RocketNikita debatable :)
 
user912062
4:19 PM
Hi @Ann!
 
user912062
@Ann Did that ping you?
 
4:31 PM
~ Can't we be a bit more grammatical?
 
 
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5:31 PM
~ Who wants a cup of coffee?
 
 
1 hour later…
6:31 PM
~ Can't we be a bit more grammatical?
 
 
1 hour later…
7:31 PM
~ Who wants a cup of coffee?
 
7:45 PM
tb alive
 
 
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9:23 PM
UPDATE: I am officially announcing the migration of TechBOT from Python to Java. This will take a period of several days, and due to maintenance, TechBOT may be borked temporarily. I apologize for the inconvenience, and thank you for your patience.
 

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