The Friendly Café

@ppwater Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard. You can get a list of all commands by running tb list, or you can run tb help command to learn more about a specific command.

Tech Expert Wizard

tb list

TechBOT

tb alive
tb coffee
tb help
tb hug
tb say
tb wake

ppwater

2:38 PM

Ooh, it's more kind than victor's bot ;)

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater What do you mean?

ppwater

$"help"

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT define hi

Ann BOT

Hi means: (used as an exclamation of greeting); hello!

Victor VosMottor

$"help" log

VosMottor's Bot

2:39 PM

help

tb say $33333

ab: define hello

@Danis $33333

@AnnBOT hello

tb coffee AnnZen

2:40 PM

@Danis brews a cup of café au lait for @AnnZen

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic In what way is it better?

@Danis You see, my chatbot's better than yours ;)

ppwater

tb alive

Victor VosMottor

@TechExpertWizard 'cause it is Turing Complete

TechBOT

@ppwater No need to worry, I'm alive.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic Your bot can't brew coffee ;) And it can't greet people ;)

Ann BOT

2:40 PM

@TechExpertWizard Did I hear you say coffee?

Coffee means: I'm sorry, I don't know the definition.

ppwater

No need to worry, I was not worrying

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT define psycho.

Victor VosMottor

@TechExpertWizard Easily

Ann BOT

@TechExpertWizard You're making me hungry!

Psycho. means: I'm sorry, I don't know the definition.

Tech Expert Wizard

tb greet Grundy

Victor VosMottor

2:40 PM

$"brews/sa/scup/sof/scoffeee" log

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Greetings, @Grundy!

VosMottor's Bot

brews/sa/scup/sof/scoffeee

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater The chatbot thinks you were worrying ;)

Victor VosMottor

oh

Ann Zen

define psycho

Victor VosMottor

2:41 PM

$"brews\sa\scup\sof\scoffeee" log

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT define psycho

ppwater

;)

Ann BOT

Psycho means: I'm sorry, I don't know the definition.

VosMottor's Bot

brews a cup of coffeee

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Victor VosMottor

@Tec see?

Tech Expert Wizard

2:41 PM

@Vic That wasn't good enough, it doesn't know which type of coffee it should brew ;)

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT define hi

Ann BOT

Hi means: I'm sorry, I don't know the definition.

Victor VosMottor

@Grundy What "inappropriate" content I posted this time?

Tech Expert Wizard

@AnnZ Why ain't it workin' again?

Victor VosMottor

huh?

@Grundy I'm just curious

ppwater

2:42 PM

@VictorVosMottor And your bot misspelled coffee ;)

Tech Expert Wizard

@Grund What are you doin' here ;)

@ppwater Exactly ;) That's why my chatbot's better than @VosMottor'sBot

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Ann Zen

idk

Victor VosMottor

@Grundy Why am I suspended from chat this time?

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic You ain't bein' suspended, at least it ain't seemin' like it ;)

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT define hi

ppwater

2:43 PM

@victor you were suspended from chat?

Ann BOT

Hi means: I'm sorry, I don't know the definition.

ppwater

Since when?

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater When were you suspended, @Vic?

Victor VosMottor

@Grundy do you simply prefer to ignore me?

@TechExpertWizard on SE chat

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic I dunno ;)

tb greet Grundy

TechBOT

2:43 PM

@TechExpertWizard Hello, @Grundy!

ppwater

@VictorVosMottor When? Why?

Ann Zen

@AnnBOT define hi

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic If you want @Grundy to talk to ya, you need to use my bot to greet him in a friendly fashion ;)

Ann BOT

Hi means: I'm sorry, I don't know the definition.

Victor VosMottor

@ppwater A couple of minutes ago. Because Grundy likes to ban everyone

Ann Zen

2:44 PM

@AnnBOT define pop

Ann BOT

Pop means: I'm sorry, I don't know the definition.

Oh..

@AnnBOT define poop

lol

bye for now :D

2:45 PM

@VictorVosMottor How can Grundy ban someone? Is Grundy a mod?

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic Who's @Grundy, by the way?

Victor VosMottor

Mod on ruSO

ppwater

Oh..

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater He is a mod on ruSO, I just saw that on his ruSO profile ;)

Victor VosMottor

@Grundy hey?

Join the party!

Tech Expert Wizard

2:45 PM

@Vic Greet him in a friendly way, by usin' tb greet Grundy ;)

Victor VosMottor

tb greet Grundy

Tech Expert Wizard

tb greet Grundy

TechBOT

@VictorVosMottor Greetings, @Grundy!

ppwater

tb greet Grundy

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Greetings, @Grundy!

@ppwater Greetings, @Grundy!

Tech Expert Wizard

2:46 PM

tb greet ppwater

tb greet Vic

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Hi, @ppwater!

@TechExpertWizard Hello, @Vic!

Grundy

@VictorVosMottor причина указана, комментарий ты видишь

ppwater

Okay, Three greetings at once

Victor VosMottor

@Grundy Do not talk here Russian please

I do NOT see any reason @Grundy

Grundy

@VictorVosMottor с чего бы?

Tech Expert Wizard

2:46 PM

@Grundy @Vic Um, what? This is an English room, not ru.SO chatroom ;)

Victor VosMottor

yeah

ppwater

the reason is given, the comment you see

Tech Expert Wizard

@Grundy I need to use Google Translate to do it ;)

ppwater

translating bot someone?

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater Oh, thanks! Do ya know Russian? I don't ;)

Victor VosMottor

2:47 PM

@ppwater Google and Yandex Translate apis aren't available for free

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic What free? Google translate online is free ;) You mean the API ain't free?

@ppwater Lemme see if I can find a Python translate library ;)

ppwater

@Victor yeah, just kidding.

Victor VosMottor

@TechExpertWizard Nope it is free and api is not

@Grundy

it says:

> your account has been automatically suspended for posting inappropriate content and cannot chat for 29 minutes.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic I was about to say that, but chat gave me 16 seconds waiting time :(

ppwater

@TechExpertWizard A little, but very no. I used google translation.

Victor VosMottor

2:49 PM

Can you please clarify what did I post "inappropriate" @Grundy?

ppwater

@Grundy why would

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater Interesting. I don't know any Russian except I guessed that Модератор means moderator 'cause it has the blue background just like the English "moderator" usually does ;)

ppwater

@TechExpert Ah ;)

Victor VosMottor

@TechExpertWizard Yup

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater I dunno, I don't understand why @Grundy said "why would" (of course, in Russian); I mean his second message ;)

ppwater

2:50 PM

Google translate isn't always correct

Victor VosMottor

It means something like:

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater Well, I didn't need to check Google translate for that 'cause my guess is correct ;)

Victor VosMottor

> Why whould I?

which means:

(actually)

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic He accidentally banned you?

Victor VosMottor

> I won't speak English here who cares

ppwater

2:51 PM

Oh.

Victor VosMottor

@TechExpertWizard idk

ppwater

Wow.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Vic I'm goin' to kick him out of the room ;)

ppwater

Haha. Can you do that?

Victor VosMottor

@TechExpertWizard Don't do it, it's highly unwelcome

Tech Expert Wizard

2:51 PM

@ppwater Well, I'm one of the owners, so I should be able to do it, but @Vic I was just kiddin' ;)

Victor VosMottor

I seeeeeee

ppwater

Okay. Sorry for being rude (if I was rude)

Victor VosMottor

@Grundy I'm asking you again. Can you please clarify why I'm suspended from chat for 30 minutes. I didn't break any rules. Sorry for asking you in this room but I'm not able to ping you in ruSO room as I am banned.

ppwater

Ooh, there is kick-mute this user option

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater Yes there is, but I'm not goin' to do it unless he starts sayin' stuff he shouldn't

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ppwater

2:55 PM

Oh. I was not goin' to do it either.

Grundy

@VictorVosMottor reason you can see by link "inappropriate"

Tech Expert Wizard

@ppwater Me neither, he's a mod ;)