What does a nosey pepper do?: Gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a fake noodle?: An Impasta
What do you call an alligator in a vest?: An Investigator
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?: "You can't tuna fish."
What do you call a pile of kittens: a meowntain
What do you call a baby monkey?: A Chimp off the old block.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!