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12:37 AM
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@Pseudohuman hello
 
@JennaSloan Hello, human.
 
 
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2:05 AM
@Pseudohuman Hello
 
@Ano Hello, human.
 
Ano
@Pseudohuman Sonic
@Pseudohuman Help
 
1 | adjective | (of speed) having or caused by speed approximately equal to that of sound in air at sea level
2 | adjective | relating to audible sound
@Ano I do not understand.
 
Ano
@JennaSloan So I guess it's just a definition bot right now?
status-help
@Pseudohuman Can I ask you questions?
 
@Ano I do not understand.
 
Ano
2:08 AM
guess I can't
 
2:29 AM
@Ano it can also plot equations, tell the weather, and much much more.
 
Ano
@Pseudohuman Weather in Austin, Texas tomorrow
 
between 52 °F and 56 °F
rain (all day) | partly cloudy (very early morning to early morning) | cloudy (early morning onward)
 
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@Pseudohuman plot y = x^2
 
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@Pseudohuman do much much more
 
2:30 AM
@Ano I do not understand.
 
Ano
@JennaSloan It can't do much much more
 
@Pseudohuman how many fingers am I holding up?
 
0 ∨ 1 ∨ 2 ∨ 3 ∨ 4 ∨ 5 ∨ 6 ∨ 7 ∨ 8 ∨ 9 ∨ 10
(most likely)
 
@Pseudohuman integrate sin x dx from x=0 to pi
 
@JennaSloan integral_0^π sin(x) dx = 2
 
2:47 AM
@Pseudohuman volume of the moon * calories in 1 cubic km cheese / 1cubic km
 
@JennaSloan 6.3×10^25 Cal (dietary Calories)
 
^ how many Calories would be in the moon if it was made of cheese.
It just uses Wolfram Alpha to handle things it doesn't know how to handle.
 
 
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6:56 AM
@Pseudohuman Distance between San Diego, CA and Nagpur, India
 
@Ano 8568 miles
 
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It takes 38 hours (including getting to and from the airports, and the time spent in international transit) to travel between our home and our cousin's home, so that's an average speed of 225.5 mph
@Pseudohuman Distance between LAX airport and BOM airport
 
@Ano 8709 miles
 
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@Pseudohuman Distance between LAX airport and NAG airport
 
@Ano 8476 miles
 
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7:11 AM
@Pseudohuman Distance between LAX airport and DEL airport
 
@Ano 8013 miles
@Ano 8013 miles
 
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@JennaSloan Edits to a message that pings it will cause it to show again. Is this intended? Maybe if it has the exact same output, it should be prevented from responding with a duplicate message?
 

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