« first day (553 days earlier)      last day (404 days later) » 

11:13 AM
Tada!!
Tada!!
Tada!!
Tada!!
 
12:00 PM
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Sat Apr 08 2017 11:20:51 GMT+0000 (UTC) for 40.080216666666665 minutes ago
username (#msg)
 
 
3 hours later…
3:25 PM
Tada!!
Tada!!
 
gg
!!wut
...
 
3:47 PM
Tada!!
Tada!!
Tada!!
Tada!!
Tada!!
 
4:04 PM
!!wut
 
4:50 PM
Tada!!
 
!!wut
 
~ WUT?
 
5:08 PM
Tada!!
Tada!!
Tada!!
 
!!wut
 
~ WUT?
Tada!!
 
!!coffee
 
~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT
 
!!cupcake
 
5:20 PM
~ One cupcake on its way for @rene ....
Tada!!
 
!!pee
 
~ That is gross ....
 
!!coffee
 
~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT
 
!!help
 
5:25 PM
~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wut
 
!!pee
 
~ Open the floodgates ....
Tada!!
 
!!pee
 
~ That is gross ....
 
!!help
 
5:32 PM
~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wut
 
!!coffee
 
~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT
 
5:59 PM
!!cupcake
!!pee
!!wut
 
6:13 PM
Tada!!
 
!!help
 
~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wut
 
!!pee
 
~ That is gross ....
 
!!status
 
6:22 PM
~ BOT running since: Sat Apr 08 2017 18:13:12 GMT+0000 (UTC) for 9.7482 minutes ago
username (#msg)
rene (1)
KennyBOT (2)
 
!!coffee
 
~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT
 
6:39 PM
!!pee
 
~ Open the floodgates ....
 
!!cupcake
 
~ One cupcake on its way for @rene ....
 
!!pee
 
~ Let's build some dykes ....
 
6:55 PM
!!coffee
 
~ Too much coffee is bad....
 
7:05 PM
!!help
!!pee
 
~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!
 
!!coffee
 
~ Refilling...
~ What a mess ...
 
7:57 PM
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Sat Apr 08 2017 18:13:12 GMT+0000 (UTC) for 1.7465080555555557 hours ago
username (#msg)
rene (10)
KennyBOT (12)
 
!!pee
 
~ That is gross ....
 
8:19 PM
!!coffee
 
~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT
 
!!wut
 
~ WUT?
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
 
no, but I'll do fine
!!coffee
 
~ 406 Not Acceptable
 
8:20 PM
!!time
 
~ Sat Apr 08 2017 20:20:58 GMT+0000 (UTC)
 
!!help
 
~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wut
 
!!milk
 
~ I'm milking the cow ....
 
8:21 PM
!!silence
!!wut
!!go
!!pee
 
~ Open the floodgates ....
~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?
 
!!wut
 
~ Maybe lookup my instructions?
 
!!cupcake
 
~ Don't hammer me...
 
8:45 PM
!!coffee
 
~ Refilling...
 
9:26 PM
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Sat Apr 08 2017 18:13:12 GMT+0000 (UTC) for 3.2140894444444443 hours ago
username (#msg)
rene (26)
KennyBOT (26)
 
!!pee
 
~ Let's build some dykes ....
 
9:51 PM
!!pee
 
~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!
 
!!poo
 
~ That is all gibberish to me...
 
too bad
!!status
@rene so what's the next step? And why no status?
 
~ What a mess ...
 
9:52 PM
@ShadowWizard because status is throttled to be run only once every 60 minutes
so it will not reply until that time is over
 
@rene oh. Wow, why not 6 minutes?
And what is that mess about?
 
@ShadowWizard due to the high abuse? I dunno ...
@ShadowWizard that is a delayed response after too much pee-ing
 
@rene but one hour... too much. People can abuse all commands.
@rene oh, nice!
 
it is in the status.js file and easily changed: setTimeout(function () { statussilent = false; }, util.minutes(60));
 
Tada!!
 
10:03 PM
:)
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Sat Apr 08 2017 21:58:04 GMT+0000 (UTC) for 5.27575 minutes ago
username (#msg)
 
!!pee
 
~ That is gross ....
 
!!status
 
10:14 PM
~ BOT running since: Sat Apr 08 2017 21:58:04 GMT+0000 (UTC) for 15.987983333333334 minutes ago
username (#msg)
Shadow Wizard (2)
KennyBOT (2)
 
!!help
 
~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wut
 
10:30 PM
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Sat Apr 08 2017 21:58:04 GMT+0000 (UTC) for 32.7617 minutes ago
username (#msg)
Shadow Wizard (2)
rene (2)
KennyBOT (4)
 
!!status
@rene so it's rate limited only to mortals? ;)
!!wut
 
~ WUT?
 
!!coffee
 
~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT
 
10:34 PM
@ShadowWizard it is now on a 6 minutes throttle
everybody can silence it ...
!!silence
 
!!pee
 
@rene how come you're still awake?? It's past midnight... :D
Heh guess bot don't want to pee
 
but only Kenny or a roomowner can make it go again with ..
!!go
!!pee
 
10:36 PM
~ Let's build some dykes ....
 
So !!go when it's going already is just ignored?
 
@ShadowWizard yeah, well, the kids from neighbours have a garden party ... with house music or so ...
@ShadowWizard yeah, it just sets the var silent to false again....
 
@rene yeah.... we got a small garden right below our building too, many nights kids make noise there until 2 AM. :/
 
yeah, and within the hour the bars will close and I'm on the bike route ...
 
@rene meaning?
 
10:39 PM
that a bunch of singing/ talking /ringing, slightly drunk people will pass my house
 
oh my... hope they don't pee in your garden.... ;(
(drunk people are known for having to pee all the time)
@rene so how you manage to sleep in all of that? Or is it only on weekend?
 
only on the weekend
 
!!help @rene sleep
bad bot!
 
:)
 
Well, at least you get to sleep the missing hours on the next day...
 
10:43 PM
Well, to keep the bot running for now we'll need to keep a browser open: magnificent-dedication.glitch.me
 
Luckily for me, I'm immune to noises. When I am tired, I sleep. Nothing bothers me. Wife is different story though. :/
 
@ShadowWizard yeah, once I'm a sleep you can tear the house down, I won't notice ...
 
@rene heh, ETA when bot will get a life of its own? ;)
@rene oh, lol... so it's just the initial step? Maybe ear plugs.. ?
 
@ShadowWizard if it runs nicely over the weekend I'll push to github and run it on my own server. All it needs is nodejs
@ShadowWizard yeah, meh, I tried that once, didn't like it. I just wait
 
@rene wait, but if it's hosted on that site why can't it be independent? I still don't get it. :/
@rene or you can join those kids/drunk people... no? ;)
If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them
Have Some Fun! :-D
Being single should give you some privileges...
 
10:49 PM
@ShadowWizard they only keep the container running if there is a connection on port 443. if not, they shut it down after 5 minutes. As soon as you hit that url again, it will be restarted. But on restart I need to provide the credentials for Kenny. If it runs on my box I'll put the credentials in the process.env so it can login and restart by itself
@ShadowWizard Ha!
@ShadowWizard sure, lots of freedom
 
@rene oh, I see. But don't you trust them enough to put the bot's password there? I mean, all sites are hosted somewhere and have sensitive data...
@rene I sense a sarcastic tone here.... D:
 
@ShadowWizard well, they are in beta and managed already once to leak the env file, that should be kept private, so ... yeah, no trust.
 
BTW don't remember asking, you live alone? @rene
(or with room mates etc?)
 
@ShadowWizard yep, on my own
 
@rene oh. So you cook everything yourself.... laundry yourself.. wow. Never had it, when I was with room mates I would just bring laundry to my mother once a week. And she gave me food for whole week. Man, I feel so spoiled. :P
And let me guess, unlike what people think about men living alone, your home is clean and organized. Right? @rene ;)
 
10:54 PM
@ShadowWizard yeah, while I was still studying I did bring the laundry to my mom as well...
 
@rene well, can't do that forever... how is she these days?
 
@ShadowWizard yes, but I have the luxury of being able to afford a cleaning lady. So at least once a week i have to make sure she can actually clean the house ...
 
@rene oh. So you're the typical man. Oh well. :P
 
@ShadowWizard she's in good hands in the elderly home
 
I was never really living all alone, but when I was with room mates back at my 20's, the place was complete mess. lol
@rene oh, I see. Healthy, I hope?
 
10:57 PM
@ShadowWizard yeah, in my room in Amsterdam it wasn't much different
 
My mother is the kind who refuse those things, too proud. Luckily, my sister can live with her (not same house, same land - it's a village) and take care of her when needed.
 
@ShadowWizard well, she is losing parts of her recent memories so that is a bit sad but physically she is ok.
 
@rene oh, the dreaded and way too common Alzheimer? :(
 
@ShadowWizard that is nice.
@ShadowWizard yeah.
 
Sorry to hear.... well, someone in my family lives with that for years now and somehow manage to stay fine-ish. Being in elderly home is great too. Wish you will get as many years as possible with her. :)
You got brothers/sisters?
 
11:02 PM
Nope, I'm the only offspring
 
Oh. And you don't have kids... End of Line? ;(
 
It all ends here :D
 
Well, must leave... 2 AM... let's get back to happy things!
!!pee
 
~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!
 
cya!
 
11:05 PM
Yay!
!!milk
 
~ I'm milking the cow ....
~ What a mess ...
 

« first day (553 days earlier)      last day (404 days later) »