> There's a Danish film called Jolly Roger (a.k.a. Framtids Jakten), which is about two Archangels accidentally losing the octopus of destiny (or, as it is more commonly referred to, "the Time Squid") and sending the Janitor of Heaven (who's an eastern European immigrant) down to hell to retrieve the greatest pirate ever to sail the seven seas so that he can, accompanied by his modern-day granddaughter, take the Squid back from a bunch of modern-day pirates who think that a good way to handle the Time Squid, the object without which the entire fabric of creation would simply unravel, is to drop it from the tallest mast until it does as it's told. This must all be done quickly, as God is suffering from depression without his beloved Squid and is considering remaking creation because, as he puts it, "it's much simpler that way". 
It culminates in an "epic" showdown, during which the Time Squid almost dies and is revived by pouring rum into its aquarium 'till it gets drunk and teleports the bad guys to the reception desk of hell.