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@bjb568 many muricans' do, most of them just happen to live on rock hard ground like in arizona, nevada, new mexico, etc, trees are renewable resource too

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: what is considered a patent by Jonas Tyler Doran on patents.stackexchange.com

12:20 AM

@hichris123 all five done

hichris123

yay.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: How to proceed when remote boss doesn't answer emails? by Dickson Stella on workplace.stackexchange.com

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@SmokeDetector tpu-spam

@SmokeDetector fp dont see any email

@Roombatron5000 Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

user259867

12:35 AM

@Roombatron5000 Because Braiam edited it out.

@Yes on the patents one? i don't see any edit by braiam there

user259867

@Roombatron5000 I do... I guess you are not logged in to that site, and because the question is closed as a duplicate, you get redirected.

user259867

Automatic redirect of anonymous visitors landing on a duplicate that has no answers; it's a network wide feature.

yep thats it

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rude name-calling in an NAA martialarts.stackexchange.com/a/5079

Q: My 13-year-old son made a foolish and wasteful donation. How can I teach him he was wrong?

1:02 AM

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My son is a 13-year-old honor roll student. He comes home and has all his chores done by the time I get home. He is a great kid. He was hanging out with his friends; this group has been friends since first grade. They were at the local skating park, and saw a donation box for clothes and shoes...

@AlexisKing Very good example of the issue we were talking about :) ^^^

in Discussion on question by luann: My 13-year-old son made a foolish and wasteful donation. How can I teach him he was wrong? on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 7 hours ago, by Stephie

1:32 AM

One thing: Do not - I repeat: do not - tell him that you wrote about his stupid stunt here in Stack Exchange and that your question made the "hot" list or you will a) boost his standing in his peer group, make him super-cool and your attempts at discipline futile and b) start a trend. Seriously. I don't want watch youtube videos of teens wearing only one shoe or read articles about charities hosting "find the matching shoe" events.

oh yes, making the HNQ list goes to anyone's head

@Roombatron5000 Why's that? :p

are we allowed to ask PHP questions in here?

@Seven you can but will likely get kicked

lol

oh

Thanks though. Glad I didn't ask lol

1:36 AM

@Seven the stack overflow PHP chat room is probably a better place

I am new, I don't have enough points to ask

don't you always have enough points to ask? :/

@Seven you could ask on Stack Overflow the site itself?

I did, but one person answered. He wasn't too sure about it, it seems

I got downvoted, because I guess the question was really noob

we have to get 20 point to chat, which I did get here

ah, I see, you mean enough points to chat on SO

1:37 AM

A bit discouraging for new people

yes sir

*ma'am ;)

@Seven I upvoted your question so you can chat now.

sorry ma'am lol. It's a catch 22, new people seems to get downvoted a lot because they are new. I've seen some of new people's post too

@AlexisKing because he's an honor roll student!!! for cryin out loudz

oh wow! thanks!

unfortunately, you question is too broad, soo

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/30405580/465378

1:39 AM

How can I improve?

@Roombatron5000 What he did didn't seem stupid in the intellectual sense.

@Seven Stack Overflow is designed to answer specific programming problems you're having.

It's probably not a very good resource to learn programming from.

Read a book or a tutorial, and if you have problems, you can try asking about them on Stack Overflow.

@AlexisKing the first shoe wasn't that stupid. but doing all his right shoes was imo

@Roombatron5000 I don't think that's at all representative of intelligence. Doing something annoying doesn't mean someone isn't smart.

He did it because it was funny and clearly he's a kid who likes pranks! :P

Okay. Thank you.

Last question before I go. Do you guys/gals think stack overflow can work for new programmers?

@AlexisKing it's not smart to prank yourself till your shoeless

prank others, much funner and smarter

1:43 AM

@Seven It can, but it's not what it's designed for. If you want to avoid getting downvoted and closed, make sure you use Stack Overflow as a last resort.

Okay. Good deal! Thank you!

Also, when you ask a question, make sure it's about code, and always include a SSCCE.

^

That's the most important part. Especially the "Short, Self Contained" bit.

Don't post a massive wall of code and you'll probably be okay.

Just post the relevant bits.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: What exactly constitutes a patent (can a copyright or published material do such) by Jonas Tyler Doran on patents.stackexchange.com

1:46 AM

@SmokeDetector tp-

@Roombatron5000 I don't think that's a true positive...?

Just a user who's woefully unaware of how SE works.

@SmokeDetector fp-

not an fp either? should i just not reply to those, or maybe do ignore?

2:12 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Movie/show with people with life countdowns on their foreheads by Beth Humphreys on scifi.stackexchange.com

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@Roombatron5000 I think ignore is good, if there is nothing to be done about the post.

hichris123

2:27 AM

One downvote: stackoverflow.com/questions/30360000/… (so it can be roomba'd)

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: FIND IPHONE ISSUES by Lindsay Knight on apple.stackexchange.com

2:46 AM

Unicode 9.0 Emoji Candidates released. Some people have too much free time.

Hip
Hip
HURRAY!

Now, how do you say that in emoji?

🎊🎊🎉?

📵 why is this there?

Why is what there, Mother Christmas?

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Datasnap server operation not applicable on Microsoft Server 2003 by Tom on stackoverflow.com

3:03 AM

Bacon.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Is it acceptable to use a tilde symbol to sign your name? by user122680 on english.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu-spam

weird

I just learned not to leave ice cream unattended the hard way: kitty ate it.

2

3:30 AM

:3

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HP DV 5 LIGHTS BLINKING ,NO SCREEN by frank on superuser.com

@tchrist that, among others

You know it's been a slow day in the Tavern when two messages are pinned, and a message from a whole day ago is still visible on the stars board.

Yorp. And I haven't even used up all my stars yet.

Braiam

@tchrist blames bjb

3:36 AM

:o

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!!/blame someone for slow Tavern

@Yes It's Seven's fault.

Moar kittemoji.

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michaelpri

3:42 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

@michaelpri Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user259867

@SmokeDetector delete edited

Night!

4:08 AM

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Doorknob

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

4:54 AM

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michaelpri

@SmokeDetector tpu, SPAM

@michaelpri Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

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@SmokeDetector tpu-I'd rather not

5:23 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: The Quiet Earth conclusion analysis by Sky on movies.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Feature I'll put it on and I'll tell by nimra sayid on superuser.com

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@SmokeDetector tpu- don't ask, don't tell

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Make Skin Glow Naturally by minzaa wioz on meta.stackexchange.com

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@SmokeDetector tpu-

Braiam

@SmokeDetector I don't want to be seen in the dark... or do I?

5:40 AM

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: "I don't believe you" vs. "I don't believe in you" by Hassan A Conteh on ell.stackexchange.com

michaelpri

@SmokeDetector tpu, my skin is already beautiful

@michaelpri Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user259867

5:56 AM

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/159299/…

close?? stackoverflow.com/q/30383675/3622940

6:16 AM

blacklist candidate hits4slim.com

spam superuser.com/q/918539/172747

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Carnitine has been identified by tava ruktah on superuser.com

spam: drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/159301/…

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SPAM superuser.com/questions/918541/…

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Powerful Anti Aging Skin Care Tips by cora smiith on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: begin today supplementing this magic supplement by Hemon Worri on drupal.stackexchange.com

user259867

6:26 AM

@bummi hits4slim is already blacklisted.

user259867

Smokey was waiting for API pool to fill up.

@Yes did see it (to late :/)

the question to this answer superuser.com/a/918540/172747 could use some close votes

@bummi mod closed

@Unihedron nice

How to bake buns really belongs on baking.SE; how to put your wiener in one would be a hotdogs.SE topic... ;) — deceze 18 hours ago

6:36 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Wrinkle Cream - How to Find the Best One For You by Maricela Weyer on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ERRORS REGARDING POINTER, LINKED LIST AND SEARCHING ALGORITHM by ddsce on codereview.stackexchange.com

Morning!

Morning!

Morning!

6:40 AM

anybody able to roll back here? superuser.com/q/917223/172747

user259867

SPAM mathoverflow.net/questions/207385/how-to-get-fifa-15-download

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SPAM gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/220492/…

Worth reporting the bug?

what's the bug?

That textarea is too wide

user259867

6:51 AM

@vaultah reported at least twice already, SE declined to fix. meta.stackexchange.com/questions/250800/…

This is an issue unique to Firefox It's not...

^^^

It doesn't happen for me under FF

user259867

@vaultah See the linked questions in the sidebar: they report the same for some other browsers.

user259867

Hey, I'm on vacation... — Shog9 ♦ 3 hours ago

user259867

6:54 AM

Hmm. Not clear when it began, but given there was a feature request yesterday...

Okay, thank you @Yes

user259867

Then again, posting feature requests may be someone's idea of vacation from team@ inbox.

the team doesn't like firefox

Hobo Sapiens

Spam: stackoverflow.com/questions/30409868/…

user259867

gone

7:00 AM

at least NAA gaming.stackexchange.com/a/220488/93824 how to translate, offensive?

user259867

cv-plz meta.stackexchange.com/q/256254 pertains to one site only ... and the level of insanity in comments is several degrees above usual.

user259867

@bummi No, it's just a meme. (google it). NAA

thx

user259867

@DawnDeschain You weren't wrong. Observe: three new d00ds, all in positions of power, went out of their way to straighten you/us out on this thread - hours apart from one another. Just the behavior of the moderators who make no compunctions about showing their hostility toward you, their condescension, trivialization, mansplaining, patronization, the deliverate trivialization all our experiences, the cavalier disrespect for the thread's context - it's as if they all came here just to put on a play demoing everything you described. bit.ly/1KpS185 — satyrwilder 7 hours ago

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight Loss Tips For Athletes by Sarahs Smith on superuser.com

7:16 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/182534/1699210 pob/broad

@bummi finalized

Morning

Morning!

Morning

7:34 AM

Are we done with the pinned message from Brad? I started two days ago on page 10 and worked my way back but I now hit edits from @tchrist. Is that where the Thanks was for?

@rene, he mentioned himself (yesterday I think) it could be removed now

Ah, OK, didn't go over the complete transcript, thanks for filling me in

@InfiniteRecursion @JasonC can one of you un-pin the message from Brad?

JonasCz

Should edits like this (adding inline code formatting to names of library classes) be rejected ? I rejected it, was that correct ?

too minor?

@JonasCz library classes are practically a type of code though.

JonasCz

7:44 AM

The edit also did not fix any of the other spelling / grammar problems either though.

too minor.

I rejected it

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SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/questions/257050/…

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blacklist candidate xboxcodzfree.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Build Muscle Size And Strength Fast Using “death Sets” by Simmons Monica on meta.stackexchange.com

8:01 AM

@SmokeDetector gone

@JonasCz approved by OP, gg @rene

BAN ALL OP's!

oh wait...

8:23 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: http://loseweightgarcinianow.com/natural-yacon-cleanse/ by clinthans on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

:(

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Bloated Belly And thin snappier Naturally by clinthans on stackoverflow.com

gone

8:42 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Anti Aging Cream Review array by Kamuine cheikev on drupal.stackexchange.com

@hichris123 Because I can?...

But the spam are both off-topic and spam, so flagging both wasn't particularly wrong...

You are wasting flags. Also, don't close spam

Did I receive a SO t-shirt after getting 100k?

@JanDvorak I'm at the point where I have quite a lot of max flags network wide :)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Must Restrict Your Alcohol Intake by Husan Dobez on drupal.stackexchange.com

8:52 AM

still, don't close spam

I also know better than to close spam...

yet you flag it for closure

@AvinashRaj Maybe this is new to you but we don't have a clear view on your mailbox....

cuz

meh

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Ear name I now I Sand eighty by john on drupal.stackexchange.com

8:55 AM

is that the t-shirt only for the 100k users living in US?

@AvinashRaj, not sure but I thought it was for 100k on SO, not network wide. Although I see you are getting pretty close on SO :)

@PeterJ What's the criteria for swag on graduated non-SO sites then? O_o

@PeterJ Yep i'll get that within 4 months...

@Unihedron, you get a beta t-shirt at 10k, so they send you a link to a PNG file of what it'll look like

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Has lost a 23-point eight pounds by john on drupal.stackexchange.com

9:03 AM

@PeterJ really?

I'm just speculating...

could you send the pic of SO t-shirt?

I don't even know how it looks like but if you insist I can post the first result of Google Image Search.

sure

9:06 AM

i saw a white one.

how many SO t-shirts they will give? only one.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Bodybuilding Exercise Programs To Build Muscle by william hawkins on superuser.com

9:23 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

spam: drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/159313/…

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: you need to know about this skincare by dermlycany on drupal.stackexchange.com

9:28 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: RENDER MAP WITH OBJECTS IN SLICK2D by Abdel Boutar on stackoverflow.com

9:49 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: healthful Skin Care Tips by ryanentel on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Each passing year when the age of twenty by hixonyzony on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: Ubuntu 14.04 Access point by user3592559 on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: i am looking for help kindly read thank you by mohammed abdul on islam.stackexchange.com

10:16 AM

does this count as spam?

I flagged as such

It is self promotion and we can't tell if those claims are true. I assume anyone capable of using a device with an internet connection is not in urgent need of money.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Houseful Skin Care Prgm by rondo roo on drupal.stackexchange.com

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10:32 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

11:10 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Url in title: http://www.offexploring.com/rokivairoki/blog/bangladesh/gulshan/2015-05-23%2011‌%3A58%3A31 by Dshuhel Gjvjkk on patents.stackexchange.com

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Mooseman

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spam superuser.com/q/918591/172747

spam superuser.com/q/918594/172747

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@bummi What does the hyphen mean?

@Unihedron no reply needed

11:27 AM

oh cool never knew :p

gnat

had spam flag declined on this "question", wonder why is that. "...I am looking for someone to do it and get pay for it of course."

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What crapware is safe to remove from a ThinkPad? by Adam Genell on superuser.com

@gnat Mod fault probably. I flagged it as spam.

Should the hints be burninated?

@vaultah Does it really warrant burnination?

11:42 AM

I'm not sure

It's useless

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Elastin! Reel Or Real? The Truth 'Revealed' by Angel meri on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: soothing and hydrating your skin by Kawne Morso on drupal.stackexchange.com

11:57 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/10708887/1699210 rec

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Juventus - Napoli informazioni streaming e diretta televisiva by Dshuhel Gjvjkk on patents.stackexchange.com

@bummi I flagged that recent answer as spam. It has a similar answer that is deleted and links to the same scam site

@SmokeDetector tpu- two post meanwhile

@rene agree, but it's always problematic on rec questions

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: http://loseweightgarcinianow.com/natural-yacon-cleanse/ by furukind Iids on askubuntu.com

@bummi True, but this one is too obvious

12:12 PM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

close voted the question already

@rene gtg :( cu

cya

12:32 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: The Quiet Earth conclusion analysis by Sky on movies.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: How can I prove the Carmichael theorem by Jinn on math.stackexchange.com

12:45 PM

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Morning!

Oh hey