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user202362

12:11 AM

user202362

make love not war - this dog knows how

12:49 AM

Is there a SOCVR equivalent for Meta SE? I see "Low Quality Posts HQ" but that just appears to be a single bot and nothing else.

qwer

1:10 AM

@AwesomePoodles The answer should be... this chat room

user202362

2:00 AM

@sho I just want to know, were your more 1337 trollings your own creation, or were they influenced by others? (estimate your own strength, judge your opponents for the win)

user315433

Meta SE has low traffic and proportionally lower chat activity.

user315433

Mostly a place for mods of legacy sites to be unhappy about SO getting preferential treatment. :)

Awesome Poodles

@qwer "should be"... ;) Alas, I don't see much dogpiling of closable posts here. :( (SmokeDetector excepted)

ɥʇǝS

2:18 AM

@zaq legacy sites?

user315433

They are usually on the front page of the site, no need for posting them in chat. More eyes on the front page than in any chatroom, anyway.

ɥʇǝS

@AwesomePoodles meh, MSE is small enough the review queue should be fine.

user315433

If something lives long enough to roll from the home page, it's probably not that bad a post.

user315433

3:06 AM

in The h Bar on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 2 hours ago, by HDE 226868

@loltospoon I always find that angle a little amusing: the idea of folks at SO gleefully rubbing their hands together while mods sweat it out at their computers, whacking spammers and sweeping up dirt (not that you're picturing that, but some do). On the one hand, yes, even activity on Physics indirectly helps make SO a bit of money. On the other hand, anyone can use the network entirely for free. No payment necessary. And I think that gets overlooked an unfortunately large fraction of the time.

Jason C

3:28 AM

Lol, the MSE chat room selections are hilarious.

I think half the rooms on this server are Shadow's. And then a My Little Pony room.

ɥʇǝS

wait there's a my little pony room? o_O

Jason C

Sugarcube Corner

NOTE: Currently moving to chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/80712/s...

user315433

MetaSE chat is like an undocumented feature

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Jason C

Lol

Now I just feel lonely.

user315433

Can be easily cured by dealing with a large number of people for a prolonged period of time.

bjb568

3:38 AM

Don't feel lonely, go buy a kitten.

Journeyman Geek

Adopt, don't buy :p

user315433

Can I get one on Amazon with Prime delivery? I hardly buy anything otherwise.

user315433

I guess the answer is yes, if you know the right model of an office chair to order.

Journeyman Geek

Thankfully, not yet. Even if someday that will mean drones carrying small mammals.

You can do this one in every 30 times and still have 97% positive feedback.

Jason C

4:42 AM

Lol...

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Q: I have a program running on the diagnostics of my iPhone called JS ON and I want to know what it's doing and how can I stop at

I have been getting hacked on my iPhone and I believe this program is doing something! I have did a factory reset many times. The program always returns??

iphone

Sigh... non-programming barbarians.

user202362

JSON C

user315433

"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?"

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user202362

I like to serve people, but I don't like to serve just one person, ideally I would like to serve a few thousand in any month (like those in support or volunteer work)

Jason C

@Telkitty Yeah. I get really annoyed talking about JSON out loud, because the people I'm talking to always make the same joke or hide the same giggle. So I just use XML everywhere instead.

I love how that guy has been doing factory resets on his iPhone to stop the evil JSON program, but it keeps coming back.

In other news, check out this Canadian dildo.

DroidDev

6:33 AM

2 hours later...

Sklivvz

Dammit @Shog9 can I have my "moderator" badges now?

DroidDev

can this question be asked here:

there's no one in chat on politics beta site

Shog9

6:51 AM

@Sklivvz heh... Your account is still in a list of employees somewhere, so... Until it isn't, no.

I'll see if I can make sense of that in the morning

M.A.R.

@DroidDev Then go to their meta

DroidDev

@M.A.R. thanks. lemme try

user202362

Yeah right ... nothing thrills rational people as short as those words from a known troll 😳🦄🍔

M.A.R.

@Telkitty I wasn't thrilled enough

Shog9

@DroidDev I'm intrigued by this "beef alcohol"

user202362

6:59 AM

Unicorn burger - high in nutrients, low on calorie

DroidDev

@Shog9 haha, you gotta try it!! Its the best. Everybody knows it. Everybody say so ;)

user202362

@M.A.R. you are one of the most wonderful people on earth

user202362

How about now?

M.A.R.

@Shog9 It's prolly the same as wine, but contains pentalianol.

And I won't forgive myself for making a geeky joke

@Telkitty Of course I am. Was there any doubt?

user202362

Depends on the population of those people I guess ...

user202362

7:11 AM

Last Saturday, I was buying some fruits from a peddler, he complimented 'omg ms China, you look so young' then he questioned 'why aren't you smiling?' Obviously, he underestimated the superior intelligence of your 1337 tr011 - his compliment was nothing but a simple plot to get me buy more fruits. Sincerity, I know when it's lacking ...

user202362

Also I get contacted by my 1337 tr011s wannabes all the times - they want to challenge my 1337 status. Be glad when I actually reply because more than not, I will just ignore those contacts especially when I don't know you ...

M.A.R.

Isn't ignoring a sin in trollolology?

It's gotta be the 0.5 commandment or something

user202362

As a 1337 tr011, you need to be selective of your target

user202362

1337 & selective go hand in hand

M.A.R.

. . . Am I selected?

user202362

7:24 AM

Aiming for the vital part - 1 strike!

user202362

@M.A.R. do you want to be targeted?

M.A.R.

I dunno

Does it tickle?

user202362

The best part of 1337 tr011ing is that your victims don't know that they are tr0113d until later 😹

SmokeDetector

8:12 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body: Ping Command - How to test Network Adapter by user700200 on superuser.com

Journeyman Geek

8:23 AM

@JasonC I resemble that remark. I know what a JSON file is though.

Derpy

9:23 AM

Quick! @Telkitty, post some spelling/grammar errorz! Dhe owl is herre! Keep him busy while I find a chage to trap it!

Jan Dvorak

Just imprisonment, or will there be flogging?

Derpy

I was reading some feng-shui manuals and I found out that hanging a cage with an owl on the North side of a room is supposed to bring good luck with reputation & bounties, so just caging.

But you could also try to repeat some random words sometime, just to add a "parrot" feature to the bundle.

Jan Dvorak

As long as I have food and drink and a laptop (including internet access and, of course, power), I can do.

Derpy

@JanDvorak and you may be the one that finally post something even funnier than the old "Boat Developer" question.

> How can I be a caged owl developer?

Jan Dvorak

How do you develop a caged owl?

Derpy

9:45 AM

On a side note.... cannot find a way to have Visual Studio code launch and attach to IE as a debugger. I can find plug-ins for edge, chrome, firefox, even safari but nothing for plain IE....

Really, Microsoft? not supporting your own browser?

Jan Dvorak

IE, why?

Derpy

Because client uses IE. The only possible reply that does not involve willing self-hurting

Bart

Hey owl man, long time no see

Journeyman Geek

@JanDvorak very carefully

SmokeDetector

10:09 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: File Encryption by James on superuser.com

Bart

10:20 AM

SO offline without a mention on StackStatus ...

Stijn

@Bart there's a tweet now

Bart

Stack Overflow is down. Should be back momentarily.

Tweeted by alioth on February 22, 2017 at 10:26 AM

SNAFU

Stack Overflow is down. Should be back momentarily.

Tweeted by alioth on February 22, 2017 at 10:26 AM

Bart

That's what I said, yes

And back

SNAFU

10:37 AM

We're back up now. Apologies for the downtime. Deployment related issue which we're still investigating.

Tweeted by alioth on February 22, 2017 at 10:33 AM

Derpy

11:00 AM

@Bart Mobius Ring Power Supply restored. Switching of Hamster backup power

SNAFU

11:16 AM

A scenario with a new feature (around Accept-Language) took Stack Overflow offline. We're drastically simplifying a lot of code now.

Tweeted by Nick_Craver on February 22, 2017 at 11:13 AM

Derpy

Creating the STRAW

►

user315433

!!/report skeptics.stackexchange.com/q/37362 skeptics.stackexchange.com/a/37361

SmokeDetector

11:32 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported question (batch report: post 2 out of 2): best carpet cleaning services by carpetinthailand on skeptics.SE

user202362

12:57 PM

Journeyman Geek

Ok. I am suitably desturbed

user202362

I never understand why some guys wear caps or some sort of hats in the house

user315433

Dec 13 '16 at 3:05, by Shog9

I take my hat off as a show of respect for the family when I'm standing by a grave listening to the eulogy. Otherwise...

rene

@SNAFU if it worked before and then after deployment it is broken we call that a bug, not an deployment related issue. Stop blaming the wrong people.

user315433

Showering in a hat may be a little inconvenient at first.

user315433

1:13 PM

They might have deployed a wrong version of something to a wrong server... would that qualify as a deployment issue?

user315433

Full disclaimer: I accidentally rebooted several secondary Colorado web tier machines last week. And by several I mean all. And by Colorado I mean New York. And by secondary I mean primary. — Nick Craver ♦ Jun 26 '15 at 19:14

Bart

Sugarcube Corner

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