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12:05 AM
@TIPS cute
 
user315433
12:16 AM
Stages of development: (1) private beta, (2) public beta, (3) graduated-no-design, (4) fully graduated, (5) what were we thinking?
 
user315433
But then there are special projects (Patents, CS50, ja.SO) that don't neatly fit anywhere
 
So LifeHacks fits into 5?
 
 
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user202362
1:31 AM
 
Meow
 
user202362
puuurr 😸
 
 
2:08 AM
Boop
 
 
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3:15 AM
morning ☀
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: I forgot my iTunes backup password, how can I recover it? by Franklin11 on superuser.com
 
sd k
sd fpu-
 
on a fun note, the guy who answered that got a closed question from bookend
 
user202362
3:49 AM
why hasn't @Bookend been shipped back? >_<
 
or the kat, for that matter
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: The Perfect N Amazing Testosterone Power Booster by Fionaghy on movies.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
 
4:30 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: realcoloncleansingworks.com/blackcore-edge-max/ by davidcrayton on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
I bet if we tried really hard, we could craft a post that would trigger every single one of smokey's warning categories
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Electra Hair Straightening Brush by Olircozzz on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: supplementscloud.com/male-perf/ by Zoeteresa20 on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: The Easiest Method To Pounds - 5 Day Test by linsddsey on superuser.com
 
4:46 AM
sd 3k
 
5:00 AM
Uh https://t.co/iD6w4l9CfV
YAY, PODCASTS!
CC @bookend @vogel612
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Forever Bust Enhancement Supplement by forveygaon on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: puresupplementss.com/white-light-smile/ by sehatatai on arduino.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Using Milk As Face Cleanser? by Pameldrd on askubuntu.com (@kos)
 
user202362
OMG I think I am going crazy - instead of seeing 'No, more ads with blinking marquee that say "Mods hate this guy. Found out how he got banned so fast."' I read that as 'No, more ads with bikini mannequin that say "Mods hate this guy. Found out how he got banned so fast.' Those two aren't even close!!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: How-To Have Healthy Skin? - But Reliable Solution by ErvineWinson on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: When Aminogenesis hydrates the skin by Juliosmay on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
5:21 AM
@Telkitty you're crazy ;)
 
sd 5k
 
user202362
5:38 AM
:'(
 
user202362
 
user202362
speaking of crazy ...
 
user202362
 
6:26 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: White Light Smile by Ectsely Jil on arduino.stackexchange.com
 
sd - k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: What variety of medical proof Does product Have? by mahvjii bond on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
 
6:45 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Seredyn lines up to each and every one of by rantielson on askubuntu.com (@kos)
 
sd k
sd k
 
7:01 AM
Why one can enter the deleted room?
 
@Telkitty TIL Tellkitty secretly wanted to be a bikini mannequin
@Pandya wut?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted user: How to win Up to 8% free bonus for runescape money buying from Rsorder During 7.1-7.22 for boss Telos by user151311 on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
7:16 AM
sd k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Xtrasize Male Enhancement Wipe down by CharlesGines on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
 
7:39 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Can anyone tell me what is the purpose of diode at the back of chip? by melody21 on electronics.stackexchange.com
 
sd 2k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Image classification in python by Riken Mehta on datascience.stackexchange.com
 
8:29 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Can I use Minecraft redstone to teach digital circuits? by Kynix on electronics.stackexchange.com
 
Beginning to suspect that we now know the answer to “what if The Matrix was real, but written in JavaScript?”
 
user202362
If the matrix is written in javascript that means that matrix is client side only ...
 
user202362
unless you mean node.js?
 
:D
Didn't know you write games. Share!!!
 
user202362
8:43 AM
I would rather not embarrass myself, but all my apps are my website. Obviously I need to do some maintenance in the very near future ...
 
> Would give 5 stars, but all I can do is browse pics!?! Great cats, but all I get is bookmark/go to bookmark at the bottom and it doesn't do anything! Can only browse through the pics!?! Need more information about app please
I wonder what else she wanted to do :D
 
9:02 AM
@Telkitty ...
This is my immigration policy https://t.co/dNFEryIPvC
Some quality cat pics tonight
 
9:15 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer, blacklisted user: One Time Password via Text Message: Possible exploits? by Amir hagay on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: What is a deterministic wallet? by Brandon Vaild on bitcoin.stackexchange.com
 
9:34 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How do you restore from a File History backup to a new computer? by Jånse on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Free Local Listings Dubai by dubailist on mathoverflow.net
 
10:04 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, blacklisted user: Can anyone tell me what is the purpose of diodes at the output of chip? by melody21 on electronics.stackexchange.com
 

JavaScript support engineer (flexible hours; full/part…

amCharts

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Posted on Stack Overflow Careers on June 28, 2016

So this job is answering questions on ZenDesk
> It's sort of like being on StackOverflow but with a paycheck at the end of the month.
If you're a freelancer or a self-employed professional, even if you have a day-time job, but still can't get enough of web when you're off the clock. Hit us up with your resume.
I'm a little disappointed at the grammar, but sounds fun
 
10:19 AM
@Bart first of all let me know what is difference between frozen and deleted room?
 
user202362
visibility?
 
any else?
 
@Pandya Frozen can be unfrozen, deleted is gone.
Also I think you can't see anybody else's deleted rooms, but you can see any frozen room you want.
 
@TIPS but still one can see,enter deleted room like frozen room
 
@Pandya Can you enter a deleted room you've never been in before?
 
10:22 AM
@TIPS why not?
let us check...
 
I think we can enter a deleted room with direct URL, but it's not listed on "all rooms"?
 
user202362
doesn't work for low rep users like me
 
@Pandya OK weird.
 
@TIPS we can enter and see the stuff but can't talk just like frozen!
 
10:26 AM
No, I'm pretty sure there are differences.
Not just big ones.
Maybe logged out users can't see deleted rooms' content.
Also I've never seen a deleted room being undeleted by a mod, but I've seen frozen rooms being unfrozen.
Deletion is soft. Your concerns about entering deleted rooms aren't justified.
 
@TIPS If you find similar post on MSE then link me; or tell me should I ask one or not
 
If there is content that should be hidden from everyone, there is the mod trash can.
@Pandya Yessir Mr. president
I don't get your hype for trying to post for everything though.
 
I think the flow is Frozen->Deleted->Transcript only
 
@meatball Some frozen rooms never get deleted.
 
@TIPS you're right one can't see deleted room without login:
 
10:30 AM
I guess if it's the main chat room?
 
@meatball No, if it has more than 15 messages.
 
ooo ok
 
Actually, the main room concept isn't such a solid thing.
If the site's first room gets deleted, the oldest one becomes the main room.
The only difference that'd make is that the main rooms never get frozen because of inactivity.
This is a pretty weird system.
 
user315433
@TIPS That's false. Any room can freeze. Freezing is prevented if the room is the last one that's not frozen.
 
user315433
10:33 AM
I've seen room #7 frozen, the main room of Web Apps, because Spreadsheet Nerds remained active.
 
@Bookend is right
 
@Bookend Weird. Some main SE chats, like Russian.SE's, I think, have never been frozen even though there were >40 days of inactivity.
@Bookend Oh.
 
user315433
@TIPS Because there are no other rooms associated with that site
 
SE chat is weird since the beginning
 
Blame balpha
!!/blame
 
10:34 AM
@TIPS It's Quill's fault.
 
user315433
Normal Chatroom doesn't freeze because I cleverly associated it with meta.math instead of math.
 
@SmokeDetector Nah, Quill didn't write this weird code.
 
I've found that many people use this word but I think I probably can't get what is meant by weired !!
 
weird = strange
 
@TIPS you never know, I could be a sock of balpha
 
10:35 AM
@Pandya weird, not wired.
 
user315433
There is also wierd, meaning strange and misspelled.
 
wired = not wireless
 
@Quill Your face looks like a sock, yeah
 
@TIPS corrected
 
@TIPS thanks, my mother was part sock part feather pen
 
10:36 AM
@meatball Double negatives don't make definitions! :P
 
Btw, Isn't it strange that deleted rooms can get stars also e.g. I've just starred last message of deleted rooms (in which we are currently)
 
@Pandya Nah
 
user202362
@Quill yep, that sounds as convincing as saying that bookend was my pet chicken in the past life >_<
 
user202362
upgraded to a human because karma
 
We are a big family here~♪
 
user315433
10:55 AM
Do mods see who cast a closeflag?
 
user202362
@Bookend most sneaky self promotion ... :D
 
user315433
I know they don't get such flags in their queue, but can review in Close queue. Not 100% clear if close queue shows any extra information to them.
 
@Bookend Perhaps
I think they have a super-timeline-ish thing where they can see more than us mortals can.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Business visa to Bangladesh for a Canadian citizen residing in the UK by supriyo on travel.stackexchange.com
 
I'm obliged to say "classified" to those questions
but there's probably pics somewhere on mse
 
11:02 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: you. Don't be afraid to try new combinations so that you can add the exercises by user23477 on arduino.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer, blacklisted user: How can I find a professional business trip guide in China? by supriyo on travel.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
11:14 AM
> My friend told me you guys rock at android studio / java programming so hopefully someone can help me out! -- stackoverflow.com/questions/38094967/…
 
user315433
Aww
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Unexpected Low FPS while drawing images by pleb on codereview.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
> Is anybody able to help me replicate the layout of the screen at login.microsoftonline.com
 
user315433
Totally not evil.
 
@Bookend You have a very negative outlook.
 
user202362
11:26 AM
I hope that's not haze in the background
 
user202362
@Bookend sometimes people mistaken haze for fog in scenic pictures, but even if that happens, it's not evil ... just ... not good
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Understandably, this infuriated many by mahwishali on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
@Bookend you know what's evil? Having this happening to the bench in your avatar ... on the border line of NSFW
 
user315433
@SmokeDetector at least 6 users able to cast spam flags
 
11:46 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Top 5 Natural Acne Remedy Treatment Options by terefvkn on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
12:05 PM
Earlier I've requested @ThomasOrozco and he considered positively. Finally we got for that. Should I ask for this @balpha?
 
heh, maybe we should ask @animuson, he works here now after all :)
 
Hmm..
Now that you're inside the team, maybe give this some internal bump? :-) — Shadow Wizard 15 mins ago
@animuson can you help for meta.stackexchange.com/q/136425/260388 (actually your own FR)
 
I recall Animuson will work for gluten free cookies, you might try that ...
 
user315433
12:22 PM
@hairboat not good enuf. Father says podcast should be 125% done.
 
user315433
Is "father" Joel's nickname among the employees?
 
user202362
If Joel is the 'father', then Jeff is definitely the 'mother'?
2
 
@Bookend Not really. I guess it's a reference to knowyourmeme.com/memes/high-expectations-asian-father.
 
user202362
So given that 6 users able to cast flags, what's the probability of a temp ban against a user given a single borderline message?
 
12:38 PM
Is a single bad message enough to ban a user?
If it isn't the probability is zero
which is an uninteresting answer I guess
 
I'd say you just have to try to think of a single message so offensive it gets you banned @rene.
 
As a flower I'm not that offensive @Bart
And I don't want to become creative about it ...
 
Pff, you're no fun
 
\o/
 
/ \
 
12:57 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Do I need to register my drone? by user15621 on aviation.stackexchange.com
 
not sure sd
 
@rene depends
if you got banned for something, and then had a sock in chat, and admitted to it, that'll get the sock banned
but normally, not really. the message gets deleted (purged if it's that bad or sensitive) and the user temporarily suspended
 
1:20 PM
So I can try one truly Dutch-style rude comment and get away with it ...
 
it'll leave a stain on your profile, obviously
that said stain count isn't as much of an issue as speed of stain acquiring
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Endeavors to set up gainful with Revitasence SerumSerum by Timartubw on engineering.stackexchange.com
 
@Quill I'll use Vanish Oxi Power clean ...
 
user315433
Nice math problem on Unix site... CUPS prints n^2 as many copies as I want
 
user315433
Joseph Louis Lagrange to the rescue: every positive integer is the sum of at most four square numbers
 
user202362
1:33 PM
so it always works correctly with 1 copy
 
user202362
@Bookend four square integers, it's FOUR SQUARE INTEGERS!!
 
user202362
also not at most
 
@ShadowWizard The user requested that the status-completed tag be added
 
user202362
2^2 + 3^2 + 4^2 + 5^2 + 6^2 gives a integer
 
Hey bluefeet
I have a question to an SE Employee to clarify something. Is the act of merely using an userscript to detect review audits bannable (assuming you're still doing completly reasonable reviews outside of that)?
 
1:38 PM
@Telkitty lies. I clearly see a string
 
user202362
Homonyms
 
user315433
@Magisch It isn't really detectable. I've been using one for a while and apparently wasn't banned.
 
user315433
It makes reviewing even more boring, so I stopped. Getting banned once in a while is a nice break opportunity.
 
I've also been using it and I am still bothering everyone here without a ban
 
@Magisch Well if you're causing problems, then we'll probably find out. If you're performing bad reviews but pass audits, then we'll probably find out.
 
1:44 PM
@bluefeet But assuming my reviews are decent, there isn't a problem?
 
user202362
I like those 'probably' probabilities in the sentence.
 
@Magisch try it and see
 
@Magisch if your reviews are decent and you pass audits ... well, fill that in yourself.
Kinda feels like the "if a spambot would post good content" scenario
 
If your reviews are good, then why would you need a userscript to identify audits? Seems counterintuitive to me.
 
1:48 PM
@bluefeet Audits like the one discussed here are a reason
In general, these don't matter and are just scattershot statistic fodder. But if you hit a couple in an unlucky row, you can get review banned
Like that post concludes, as much as a small moderator misclick can mean a bad audit
And with the voting pattern on some tags on SO, its very easy to get caught up in bad audits if you're not actually checking post's clickthrough link for the sole purpose of finding if its an audit or not, in which case the script just automates that process.
 
@bluefeet FR: a review queue where everything is an audit, there's no consequences, and you guys make the UI for a drinking game
 
2:26 PM
@bluefeet well, this is highly confusing, at least for me. Putting the wrong wording aside, what exactly has been "completed"? If the OP, or you, will post an answer explaining what has changed exactly, guess the question can be retagged as and all will be good.
As it stands now, there are just some answers discussing the matter, none mentions any change.
 
@ShadowWizard fine, I'll remove it. The accepted answer has been edited to indicate it was implemented.
 
@bluefeet no, wait, I saw your other comments and the edit on the accepted answer now.
 
@ShadowWizard ugh, make up your mind. :P
 
lol, sorry! blush
@bluefeet well, really up to you. I still feel it's wrong, but now that it's clear what has been done, it's not really bad.
 
ArtOfCode is gonna be like what the heck!
 
2:32 PM
haha, blame me. ;)
 
I WILL!!!
 
preparing to get bashed
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: How to compare outputs of erosion from ArcSWAT and RUSLE from ArcGIS? by Olajire Olabanji on gis.stackexchange.com
 
no worries though I get the confusion. I should have edited Monica's answer when I added the tag. But it was early and I was without tea.
 
Note to self: @bluefeet drinks tea instead of coffee to wake up. </usefulinfo>
 
user315433
2:38 PM
!!/tea
 
@Bookend brews a cup of darjeeling tea for @Bookend
 
!!/wake
 
user202362
!!/brownie
 
@Telkitty Brown!
 
user202362
!!/cider
 
user202362
2:43 PM
bar is closed :'(
 
user202362
!!/tea
 
@Telkitty brews a cup of chamomile tea for @Telkitty
 
!!/reportallthetrolls
 
@ShadowWizard Not enough arguments.
 
!!/help reportallthetrolls
 
2:43 PM
@Unix I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. For more information, you can read the guidance about privileges, available commands, and what feedback to use in different situations
 
?
 
@Unix The help command takes no arguments
 
!!/reportallthetrolls unix
 
@Unix Post 1: That does not look like a valid post URL.
 
2:45 PM
???????
 
Now you're just trolling
You know what's going on you wrote bots of your own :D
!!/reportallthetrolls 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
 
@ShadowWizard To avoid SmokeDetector reporting posts too slowly, you can report at most 5 posts at a time. This is to avoid SmokeDetector's chat messages getting rate-limited too much, which would slow down reports.
 
user202362
trolled by smokey :')
 
Smokey is smart
 
user202362
smart troll, that's worse :'(
 
2:47 PM
::)
 
Runs
 
3:32 PM
Pretty nice answer. Actually, the answer, but due to OP's premature accept, the wrong one will stick to the top. — TIPS 19 secs ago
 
3:56 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: Conolly says that like Fat Diminisher System by oye oye12 on craftcms.stackexchange.com
 
@Shog9 Sorry to keep badgering but any news on PPCG community ads?
 
4:22 PM
@HelkaHomba I think @Grace is the one responsible for Community Ads in SE, so that's a better person to ask.
 
4:41 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title, mostly non-Latin body, mostly non-Latin title: 정통카지노⌠⌡»DAƴ337。Ⅽ0M«⌠⌡정통바카라 by leewonjae on ell.stackexchange.com (@ShadowWizard)
 
@ShadowWizard I know but I asked Shog9 to look into it last week and am checking up on results. Anyway, we just got them :D meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/9463/…
 
5:23 PM
@HelkaHomba awesome!
 
 
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6:47 PM
 
6:58 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Shortened URL in body: The Philosophy behind the Riemann Hypothesis Proof by Ulysse-0 on mathoverflow.net
 
My feeling when finding out there is drama on chat
 
guys I tried logging into SEDE for my old queries and I became jon.doe23496
how do I find my old queries?
 
8:00 PM
@Unihedron post on meta: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/277651/… it is a known bug and not yet fixed
Or you might want to ping @TimStone who can nudge Nick ....
 
Who can nudge the computers
 
Who can drop the users table at will
 
@rene Poor Will
 
Yeah he Won't like that
 
8:31 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Linear Regression: Ordinal or dummy independent variables? by dalkejf on stats.stackexchange.com
 
8:49 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Converting AVI file to an animated gif with transparent background by Titus on superuser.com
 
9:26 PM
Heh, the Disqus reporting system has a reason, "I disagree with this user." I'm assuming they remind you that isn't a valid reason to report
 
9:46 PM
@SmokeDetector why?
 
@bwDraco Body - Position 329-347: listoffreeware.com, Position 422-440: listoffreeware.com
 
!!/help
 
@bwDraco I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. For more information, you can read the guidance about privileges, available commands, and what feedback to use in different situations
 
10:27 PM
@bwDraco someone asked to blacklist it.
Apr 10 '15 at 12:31, by bummi
blacklist candidate listoffreeware.com
 
Hmm. The bad link was edited out of the answer and the revision history indicates the user is contributing in good faith.
 
@bwDraco interesting... so probably not a spammer
 
@ShadowWizard User is not blacklisted (605681 on superuser.com).
 
@SmokeDetector false
 
@bwDraco Registered answer as false positive.
 
10:32 PM
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 28 secs ago, by SmokeDetector
{ metasmoke } @bwDraco: It seems this is your first time sending feedback to SmokeDetector. Make sure you've read the guidance on your privileges, the available commands, and what feedback to use in different situations.
 
@bwDraco hmm... not sure it's a good idea, the site itself should probably still be blacklisted.
 
@ArtOfCode huh? I've been using privileged commands for a while here.
 
@bwDraco aye, I know. But there's information there that I don't think you'll have seen yet, so it might be worth a read through anyway.
 
@bwDraco maybe you never really gave feedback on spam, or it's a new feature
 
I believe this is new. It's been a while since I've actually issued a feedback command to Smokey.
 
10:35 PM
@ArtOfCode nothing there about valid user posting link to blacklisted site. What do you think?
(i.e. what feedback to use)
 
Is it spam?
 
Kinda think ignore is the right command to use here.
 
The site is spammy, but probably user wasn't doing it on purpose.
 
^^^ This.
 
hmm.... probably.
 
10:36 PM
7 mins ago, by bwDraco
http://superuser.com/posts/1095116/revisions
 
And with this, I'm off to bed. cya!
 
11:00 PM
Night.
 
11:25 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Is Lottery probability really the same for all combos? by user351096 on math.stackexchange.com
 

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