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inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

12:22 AM

@AMUnihedron How dare you! I am one of the major inhabitants of the universe.

JamesENL

12:32 AM

Wat

bjb568

I'm majorer than you!

jimsug

salutes Major er-than-you

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@bjb568 Hullo majorer than you. I'm MAR.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Anyone interested in working as a bicycle mechanic in Australia by Peter on bicycles.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: CausalImpact - How to attributes visits if the ad spots are overlapping? by Prakash Anand on stats.stackexchange.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

12:47 AM

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Body - Position 798-802: BABA

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

What? Hehe!

Sd ignore-

SmokeDetector

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M [:3916791] That message is not a report.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector Ignore-

JamesENL

3x34 The Cycling Tour

►

A bit shakey cam, but perfectly audible

Andrew T.

1:04 AM

read-onlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Feeds

1:17 AM

We will be moving traffic over to New York shortly - expect a brief readonly period.

Tweeted by StackStatus on September 4, 2015 at 1:01 AM

Read-only active, failover is underway.

Tweeted by StackStatus on September 4, 2015 at 1:04 AM

Sites are online and writable again - we are in the process of bringing chat back online - ETA a few minutes.

Tweeted by StackStatus on September 4, 2015 at 1:12 AM

hichris123

Did... everyone just get kicked from the room?

bjb568

. . .

user202362

user202362

server reset?

user202362

hichris123

1:22 AM

telkitty, look at the StackStatus tweets.

JamesENL

Purple & gold is a fantastic colour scheme for underwear

Andrew T.

uh, black & blue?

Uniforms For Sale

Test

Oh yay!

I can send messages again

NukesPlus

1:37 AM

Read-only is gone.

@hichris123 Read-only active.

Feeds

We are aware of Peru users having issues accessing all Stack Exchange sites and are working on it.

Tweeted by StackStatus on September 4, 2015 at 1:41 AM

Undo

1:52 AM

@SmokeDetector fpu-

Andrew T.

Peru...

2

Q: There's a lot of information in that offline message now

I realize that this is temporal, but if it were the first time that I was visiting Stack Overflow, seeing this banner would be confusing. If you can't read it very well: This site is currently in read-only mode: Ten. Million. Questions. Let's celebrate all we've done together. Follow ...

bjb568

@jimsug :D

NukesPlus

Happy 91th Birthday Joan Aiken! :D

bjb568

:D

NukesPlus

Time to lick that pussy, @bjb568

2

bjb568

2:04 AM

:o

I just spent 3 hours on an account recovery system for DD, now I have lots of homework…

NukesPlus

!!/lick

bjb568

licks fir passionately

SmokeDetector

@NukesPlus licks ice cream cone

NukesPlus

@bjb568 you should add licks fir suductively

status-future-request

bjb568

suductively isn't a word…

NukesPlus

2:07 AM

seductively***

Uniforms For Sale

seduces @bjb and kidnaps him

bjb568

:o

NukesPlus

@UniformsForSale kidnaps @bjb before @Uni kidnaps him

touches @bjb in the -----

Uniforms For Sale

kidnaps @Nuk

@NukesPlus You're sick

@bjb you might want to call the police

NukesPlus

@UniformsForSale ----- == head

bjb568

2:10 AM

can you rub my ears?

Santa Claus

!!/lick

SmokeDetector

@SantaClaus licks ice cream cone

bjb568

licks fir passionately

Uniforms For Sale

Sure

Rubs @bjb's ears

user202362

!!/kick

user202362

2:10 AM

!!/coffee

SmokeDetector

@chmod711telkitty brews coffee for @chmod711telkitty

bjb568

:D

Santa Claus

!!/coffee bjb

bjb568

/me scurries away to eat a bird

SmokeDetector

@SantaClaus brews coffee for @SantaClaus

Uniforms For Sale

2:11 AM

Bye @bjb!

NukesPlus

rubs @bjb's butt

5

feeds @bjb some catnip

Uniforms For Sale

Blech

NukesPlus

Bye, going to sleep

JamesENL

Why so quiet

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

@JamesENL Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring

Uniforms For Sale

2:23 AM

Bye

JamesENL

@NukesPlus ummm, illegal I think

bjb568

Chicken is yum!

Chicken is orange.

Chicken and rice!

JamesENL

@bjb568 what's the age of consent in america?

Uniforms For Sale

13, I think

bjb568

… depends on state, 16, 17, or 18

don't ask how I know off the top of my head

Uniforms For Sale

2:33 AM

Wai I is get 400?

If I have a question related to programming AND stackexchange, should it go to MSE or SO

CRABOLO

2:50 AM

that doesn't give us enough info...

Undo

cv-plz ot-sr stackoverflow.com/q/32389200/1849664

CRABOLO

3:13 AM

spam stackoverflow.com/questions/32389426/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Using noscript to optimize for SEO by ali on webmasters.stackexchange.com

Santa Claus

@Undo nodejs is the only real dev language

Node.js -- I'd just like to interject for a moment

►

JamesENL

@UniformsForSale While the age of consent is now set between 16 and 18 in all U.S. states

bjb568

Who says that node.js is the only real dev language?

Feeds

3:31 AM

We've completed failover and tidying of all internal systems here. If you see any linering issues, please @ us so we can take a look.

Tweeted by StackStatus on September 4, 2015 at 3:27 AM

Braiam

3:44 AM

@UniformsForSale if you remove SE is a programming question?

NukesPlus

@JamesENL rubs @JamesENL's butt

Andy

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Brain Boosters By Win Wenger by user447375 on askubuntu.com

Andrew T.

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

@AndrewT. plz send teh coffee

Andrew T.

3:57 AM

@SmokeDetector brews tea for @SmokeDetector

bjb568

I think this is my cue to go to bed.

Night!

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Java GC log analysis by Performance Experts on stackoverflow.com

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector tpu-

oh, nvm.. i thought the user was already blacklisted but not reported

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Analysis on gc logs by Performance Experts on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Connecting TV to receiver via HDMI by Big'ol butthole on diy.stackexchange.com

durron597

Wow, meagar just deleted that second one 7 seconds after it was posted.

@bjb568 destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death-of-javascript

michaelpri

4:05 AM

Does anyone in here use Vim and do Rails dev?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://bellaveiphytoceramides.org/komega-6/ by Zoolobond on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Hydroxatone And Encounter Advanced Skin Care by user447378 on askubuntu.com

SilentKiller

4:30 AM

Morning!

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Is item safe to Use Daily? by geilisjams on stackoverflow.com

michaelpri

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: How Does item Work? by geilisjams on meta.stackexchange.com

michaelpri

sd tpu=

SmokeDetector

@michaelpri [:3918567] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Free from preservatives and chemicals by Tomberennan on superuser.com

michaelpri

4:44 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@michaelpri Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DESERIALIZE JSON TO STORE IN A VARIABLE VB.NET by user5299299 on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

5:10 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: This sort of Super CBD can vary according by leeorten on security.stackexchange.com

michaelpri

sd tpu

SmokeDetector

@michaelpri [:3918604] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: 1. How to exchange in bartering? by Top Bartercard on superuser.com

michaelpri

@Undo ^ Smokey responds weird if you use sd tpu without a dash

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Find the following limit $\\lim_{x\\to 0}\\frac{\\sqrt[3]{1+x}-1}{x}$ by Ricky Anderson on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: BEST SAP WEBDYNPRO Online Training by easter06 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Can I set a reminder for Google Tasks based on their due date? by Ricky Anderson on webapps.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

5:33 AM

sd 5tpu-

SmokeDetector

@AndrewT. I haven't posted enough messages after the latest reboot to execute all commands.

Awesome Poodles

Please help flag down this echo-spam:

-1

A: Please add tags to answers

one of the points of */answers is to allow for an optimization Prestige Car Hire Service

Hey @TimStone, looks like you might still be online. Gotta chance to kill some spam in minutes:

stackapps.com/a/6570/7653

Andrew T.

@AwesomePoodles gone. already handled by Taverner

michaelb958

dead

Awesome Poodles

Excellent! Record time!

Andrew T.

5:41 AM

But yeah, SmokeDetector ~~cannot check posts on StackApps and Area51~~ (I wonder if there's spam on Area51?!). Edit: not sure actually...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: This life changing solution gave me miraculous by user447389 on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: How does Provasil work for boost human brain capacity? by Charity Wilson on superuser.com

DroidDev

@AwesomePoodles please keep posting any more spams you find. We are always here, in hibernation states, just waiting for spam links :)

Andrew T.

Apparently SD does check StackApps, perhaps that one slipped.

DroidDev

@AndrewT. yes, I think I remember SD posting a spam link from StackApps. Otherwise, I won't be having an account there ;)

Awesome Poodles

@DroidDev Have been. Will do. Thanks! Alas, most of the StackApps spam seems to be in the dead zone when most of Europe and the Americas are asleep. Even posting spam here, this is the first time I've seen a spam killed in less than an hour on that site (of about the last 6-7 spams, a few months, that I know of).

@DroidDev That may have been me.

DroidDev

5:47 AM

@AwesomePoodles lately, I see somewhat of a less activity in tavern. But, anyone who is lurking(just looking at messages like me) will go and flag :)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How to make muscle few days? by minksijuriya on meta.stackexchange.com

Awesome Poodles

@DroidDev I know and appreciate it. Still takes an hour or two (usually).

DroidDev

@AwesomePoodles hmm...anyway...thanks for the efforts :)

Infinite Recursion

0

A: A C++ file I/O confusion

By many experts help. I'm maybe on the right track. Thank you everyone despite the downvote. #SOHappyToGetHelp

michaelb958

sigh

SilentKiller

5:57 AM

low-rep-user

maveň

Andrew T.

please also close the question stackoverflow.com/q/32389867/2821954

maveň

@AndrewT. 2 more to go :D

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Provides you with rock hard erections by Joshuadozier on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: aging skin care program is a cream by joshafi on askubuntu.com

maveň

SmokeDetector

6:22 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CHANGING PRODUCT PICTURE PHP SQL by Jaya Samo on stackoverflow.com

santiago

lol

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: That involves retrieving things by rober wagto on superuser.com

santiago

got a message berating me for a canned comment, on a deleted question...lol

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Best TERADATA Online Training by sari89 on stackoverflow.com

SPArchaeologist

..... outta here.

Andrew T.

6:48 AM

@SmokeDetector cv-plz unclear

SmokeDetector

7:11 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Packers and Movers Bangalore Packing & Moving Services, Home Relocation, Loading Unloading, Car Carriers by amulchaudhri on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: TechGraph: The landscape of a tag/tech in Stack Overflow by ccy on meta.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector ignore-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: It supports lustrous and healthy hair by user447409 on askubuntu.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

7:30 AM

@santiago "Jerks like you are wat dat make stackoverflow a hell" Like that?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Operation of the 10 Day Diet by user304719 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL_DUPLICATES_ELAMINATION by Chandu on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Percent a year and we anticipate by user304721 on meta.stackexchange.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Sd tpu-

Uniforms For Sale

Your eyes are a bug?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Their eyes are a bug.

Uniforms For Sale

sd gone

> HTTP/1.0 503 Service Unavailable

WHAT NOW

GRRR

CHAT WHY U NO WORK

<html>
<head>
    <title>We are Offline</title>
    <style type="text/css">
        body { margin: 0; padding: 0; }
        iframe { border: 0; }
    </style>
</head>
<body>
    <iframe width="100%" height="100%" id="pageFrame"></iframe>
    <script type="text/javascript">
        setTimeout(function () { location.reload(true); }, 300000);
        var hostName = window.location.hostname;
        var directory = '';
    </script>
    <script type="text/javascript" src="http://sstatic.net/error-director.js"></script>

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

7:38 AM

It's not off-line for me.

Uniforms For Sale

Huh

I can still use my websocket test

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

I mean I'm not getting that error.

Uniforms For Sale

$.ajax({
	success : function(data) {
            blah = data;
            var socket = new WebSocket(data.url + '?l=999999999999');
		socket.onmessage = function(data) {
			data = JSON.parse(data.data);
		};
	},
	url : '/ws-auth',
	type : 'POST',
	data : {
		fkey : fkey().fkey,
		roomid : 721
	}
});

This is my test

It connects fine

Wait

santiago

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M nah a self-righteous lecture about what I comment

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NORMALIZATION CONCEPTS by medha on stackoverflow.com

Uniforms For Sale

7:49 AM

Tossed the html into the server

DroidDev

@santiago oh...you should pay attention you know...they might be the expert on every question, to which you need/want to find answers in your life ;)

Andrew T.

42

Uniforms For Sale

Well, what I'm getting could be due to the move

I'll try later at night

Why is stackapps so sick?

sstatic.net/stackapps/app_offline.htm

santiago

@DroidDev eh, they be tossers who have inflated sense of self importnce

DroidDev

lol

Bart

7:57 AM

/me checks top starred comments ... I can't leave you guys alone in here, can I?

7

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Suspend @Nukes, problems solved.

Uniforms For Sale

Cool

NukesPlus

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M What did I do? D:

Uniforms For Sale

You did everyhing

I think I know why I'm getting http 400

My thing didn't send the HTTP version

Did a test

If I send it I get 503

Otherwise its 400

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Remains silent to torture @Nukes

NukesPlus

8:00 AM

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Uniforms For Sale

Lol

SmokeDetector

8:18 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DRY CSS CODE CHALLENGE by Vinnie on stackoverflow.com

Uniforms For Sale

Cheater

REVIEW: stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/9392519

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Great Muscle Building Tips by walts bret on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW CAN I DUPLICATE REGISTERS? by E_Imk902 on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

8:56 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Fill a select options with Select2 Ajax by ADiL on stackoverflow.com

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector ignore- nike

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: keep searching everywhere to resolve this problem by amitushr criom on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Facebook error: Uncaught OAuthException: (#803) Some of the aliases you requested do not exist: 4.1293640890005E+14 thrown by user2692358 on stackoverflow.com

CRABOLO

sd fpu- tpu-

SmokeDetector

9:27 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: ORACLE APPS DBA ONLINE TRAINING by dathasuki on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Where are downloaded files stored? by user447440 on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: Extract the first word of a string in a SQL Server query by xtra on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Health span Cognimaxx XL Please Note by oliviatess on meta.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector ignore-

@SmokeDetector fpu-

SmokeDetector

9:43 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Shocking Truth About Back Muscle Building by Fayehick on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Improve Your Memory With These 7 Brain Games by dresafty on meta.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

10:05 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WHEN I ENTER FAKE DOMAIN I GET IIS PAGE by mimi on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Methods to identify and resolve memory leaks in the JVM by Performance Expert on programmers.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Isolating courses For Skin Care by virggray on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Decay Wrinkles And keep Younger by virggray on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What is Male Enhancement Formulation? by Beckyes on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GET-METHOD URL NOT PROPER by Aishwarya Taneja on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: that was hazardous is used in many creams by haroldkeene on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: thing on the other side mostly by kziqa.wadse on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Problem sending mail, sometimes by Nuno cruz on drupal.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

10:40 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: TO USE OPENCV LIBRARIES IN ARDUINO DUE by Harish Chaudhary on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: A nutritious diet is critical if you wish to build larger muscles by Lyn Menken on meta.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

11:01 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Problem sending mail, sometimes by Nuno cruz on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: By what technique Can You Start Losing Weight With Komega 6? by Cokingjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Very slow google maps Circles drawing by Lal Castro on stackoverflow.com

bjb568

@inf

SmokeDetector

11:27 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: And spam here too, please vote to close & delete by user11092 on aviation.stackexchange.com

PeterJ

!!/report aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/20680

not sure why that didn't work?

user259867

SPAM aviation.stackexchange.com/q/20681

SmokeDetector

11:42 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: DATASTAGE Online Training by sheela78 on stackoverflow.com

PeterJ

@normal don't suppose you have any ideas why my report above didn't work? The removed one was one where I included the full URL with the title I thought maybe the Unicode confused things so gave it another go without it.

SmokeDetector

11:56 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: New Brain Fitness Programs, Explained by nigelgim22 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: The Basic Of Intellux by jeffreyebarnes on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

12:14 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Strategies For A Skin That Is Healthier by Lenalridgey on askubuntu.com

SmokeDetector

12:36 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Precise Full-wave rectification by Harry on electronics.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

12:52 PM

do the SmokeDetector run only in this room?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Learn The Proper Diet To Gain Muscle by ernestsnovak on drupal.stackexchange.com

user259867

Spam stackoverflow.com/q/32398755

user259867

@PeterJ All reports with non-ASCII titles fail because of some encoding issue.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://thecrazybulk.doomby.com/ by arjit hurliya on drupal.stackexchange.com

user259867

Unfortunate because we do have a bit of Korean spam going on.

Bart

1:02 PM

Where? Travel still?

user259867

Aviation earlier, now at SO, my message above.

user259867

Sporadic, here and there.

PeterJ

@Normal I'd wondered that, I guess maybe my second attempt without the title might have been ignored because it thought it was a duplicate?

NukesPlus

not the bamwars again... :/

user259867

@PeterJ It doesn't matter if your report includes the title or not. Smokey always puts the title in his confirmation. And if that fails, there is no report.

PeterJ

1:05 PM

Ahh thanks

Bart

@NukesPlus "Bamwars, huh, good god y'all, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again!"

NukesPlus

@Bart You are a star magnet.

Bart

Either that or I have gotten so obese they simply can't escape my gravity.

NukesPlus

Is the excessive use of stars banable?

Bart

At some point, if the room doesn't like it, sure.

SmokeDetector

1:11 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Scripting a distributed transaction on SQL by sdqsd on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

1:24 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DIRECTX9 SURFACE TO TEXTURE by daniel on stackoverflow.com

bjb568

Hallo from CompSci again

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: FROM JAVA TO PHP SHA256 by Velucio on stackoverflow.com

Bart

@bjb568 o/

SPArchaeologist

1:40 PM

@Bart I don't really think that would be a problem for you though... others maybe...

bjb568

o/

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How to convert xml Element and its child nodes into String in Java? by gggg on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

2:01 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Uploading code to show to others by B Boy Kelwa on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care Tools With Stemologica by l0si on meta.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

2:34 PM

looks around

Strange, I would have expected the lil' duck to get a tad mad...

well, nothing to see then.

CRABOLO

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Title has only one unique char: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- by Gunjan Raval on stackoverflow.com

CRABOLO

bug @pro ? :)

Uniforms For Sale

??

CRABOLO

never seen it like that, sure it's by design though

NukesPlus

2:40 PM

@CRABOLO It looks like @UniformsForSale is trying to eat @SPArchaeologist !

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: At what temperature will the fats on meat render? by HAshanah on cooking.stackexchange.com

NukesPlus

@SmokeDetector 69 degrees. Well Played.

Uniforms For Sale

??

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: What is the difference between "wait" and "await"? by Kristianne Bernard on ell.stackexchange.com

Uniforms For Sale

> Uniforms For Sale had 76 edit suggestions approved, and 16 edit suggestions rejected

sigh

Wat?

I rolledback to something bad?

Blames lag

Dunno

SPArchaeologist

2:53 PM

@NukesPlus or you could assume that before both eyes in that avatar where open...

Now, sorry, but I can hear folks calling me somewhere else.

ProgramFOX

@CRABOLO What's the bug? It just, well, describes that the title has only one unique char.

CRABOLO

layout bug

ProgramFOX

blame chat

or your browser

All those dashes together are treated as one word, so there are no line breaks between then.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.СОΜ】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》7m라이브스코어 by chum7 on stackoverflow.com

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sd gone

I hate how the click for the flag button only loads when the page is done loading

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3:08 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ARRAYFORMULA + FILTER by Enzo on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.СОΜ】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》야구토토 by chum7 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.СОΜ】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》해외배팅사이트 by chum7 on scifi.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.СОΜ】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》7m라이브스코어 by chum7 on mathematica.stackexchange.com

vaultah

sd 3tpu-

SmokeDetector

@vaultah I haven't posted enough messages after the latest reboot to execute all commands.

vaultah

:-\

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.СОΜ】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》배팅사이트 by chum7 on money.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.СОΜ】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》토토사이트 by chum7 on wordpress.stackexchange.com

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3:23 PM

sd 2tpu

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[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.СОΜ】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》야구토토 by chum7 on unix.stackexchange.com

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WARNING: NETWORK WIDE SPAMMER!!

sd tpu

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.СОΜ】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》해외축구분석사이트 by chum7 on electronics.stackexchange.com

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sd tpu

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

3:27 PM

@S.L.Barth Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 토토사이트《【L-ΜΟΟΝ.c0m】＼『추천인 lucky 7』》사설토토사이트 by chum7 on salesforce.stackexchange.com

Bart

L-MOON? Why not Moon Moon?

SmokeDetector

3:46 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: slimera diet offer by jyersg on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Entire website hijacked! How to prevent from being hijacked? by a deleted user on stackoverflow.com

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sd why

SmokeDetector

@UniformsForSale [:3920556] Body - Position 2493-2497: porn

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Yech

Oh how I love disabling cache in my server

xkcdBot

Today's xkcd comic (Cyberintelligence):

We had gathered that raw information, but had yet to put it all together.

bjb568

@UniformsForSale yay for cache

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4:00 PM

Also yay!

bjb568

lol

// ==UserScript==
// @name           Skewl Wifi Redirect
// @namespace      bjb568
// @include        *
// ==/UserScript==
if ((document.getElementsByTagName('h1')[1] || {textContent: ''}).textContent == 'Web Page Blocked') {
  location.href = 'https://www.videosunblock.com/browse.php?u=' + location.href + '&b=4&f=norefer';
}

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??

Why are you doing that?

bjb568

4:15 PM

To get around the block

Uniforms For Sale

What block?

bjb568

My skewl district blocks all the things.

Uniforms For Sale

Ok