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12:00 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@hichris123 Blacklisted user.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: OPTIMAL BANDWIDTH FOR HISTOGRAM DENSITY ESTIMATOR by user212436 on math.stackexchange.com
 
@hichris123 sigh
 
How come in @bjb568's image, the cars drive on the left side of the road, and in @hichris123's image, the car is driving on the right side?
 
Is that a "sigh Java" or a "sigh that code is horrible"?
 
yes
 
12:03 AM
yes
 
yes
 
@hichris123 Damn, I was hoping that was a new feature in OTTD
 
mirrors
moar mirrors
 
@hichris123 main(i){for(i=0;i;);f(100);}f(n){printf("%d\n",n);--n&&f(n);}
 
12:20 AM
heh
 
That’s the only sort of code that idiots supplying silly constraints deserve.
 
Kind of embarrassing as a “camera”, eh?
It’s like they just made up pixels where the hippopotamuses are belly-flopping.
 
wat
 
More color noise.
But nice eyes.
I can never get my owl to hold still that way.
 
12:33 AM
@tchrist oh, you were talking about the camera used to take the picture
I think some android phones do that.
 
Yes. It sucks d***** d****.
@bjb568 I rest my case.
The laws of physics aren’t called that because they’re just a good idea.
That’s the first half of the problem.
And that’s the second half.
 
There are better smartphone cameras.
… then by murphy of course people will shake it and make things blurry
 
@bjb568 Twice nothing is still nothing.
Gimme a holler when the shorter axis is at least an inch.
And when it can track darting chimney swifts in flight in real time without losing the focus. At dusk.
Only cameras can do things like that. Not fones.
With phone pictures, I always feel like I’ve gone off to see the latest Pixar animation movie and they’ve pawned off some stone-age copy of Asteroids on us. It is that different.
It’s like bad keming. Once you have tasted of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, nothing will ever be the same again.
But until that point, you think Asteroids has great graphics.
So too with “pictures” generated by “phones”.
 
@bjb568 1146.4751 btu/fortnight
 
wat?
 
tchrist% units watt btu/fortnight
	* 1146.4751
	/ 0.00087223876
I thought I would translate into standard units to help our overseas guests.
 
No my name is not bob, LOL.(edit: not that there is anything wrong with being named bob) — user234474 3 mins ago
A proud crusader against the real social problem of today: discrimination against people named Bob.
4
 
1:57 AM
bjb reddit-spamming again, I see.
 
2:18 AM
@yellowantphil “The man walks through his Thousandyear Eve in the House of the Dead.”
 
user259867
This user has a peculiar reputation graph.
 
user259867
Technically speaking: a step function (the Super User part)
 
Actually, it makes perfect sense.
Every now and then he gets a bit of rep.
That’s all.
The reason it looks funny is because he really has so very little.
So anything at all looks like a big jump.
The x-axis is very long. the y-axis though shows only a little bit of rep. So it compresses, making it look like a step function over time.
@2mkgz Does that make sense now?
Each demarkation on the y-axis is a mere 250 reps. Now look at somebody who has 10k demarkations for the same y distance over the same time. See what’s afoot?
You can see the same effect here.
 
2:39 AM
mine is a bit like that... but that's because I answer hot questions
 
I regret to inform you that there is no Internet meme image that can adequately capture my feelings about this moment. EXCEPT THIS ONE i.imgur.com/GbEwBl0.jpgJeff Atwood ♦ Apr 22 at 3:22
He's alive!
 
@AstroCB each other day he do something stackexchange.com/users/1/jeff-atwood?tab=activity
 
user259867
> Function REGEXREPLACE parameter 1 expects text values. But '34' is a number and cannot be coerced to a text.
 
user259867
Come on, Google Sheets. It's like you are not even trying.
 
user259867
Especially strange considering Sheets support embedded JS.
 
Huh. No serial upvoting reversal.
I thought the votes would be reversed... I guess not.
 
3:29 AM
@tchrist well, that sounds slightly worse than the building I work in, I guess
@bjb my browser cleared all that data for the swarm game. I must have the privacy settings too high or something
 
huh…
 
I wasn’t doing that well anyway
 
@yellowantphil :(
did you enable cloud saving?
 
I don’t know what that is
but it sounds trendy
 
3:54 AM
@tchrist that’s because I periodically leave and rejoin SO
 
4:07 AM
@yellowantphil It’s the opening line from Creatures.
 
is it morning already?
@tchrist a video game?
 
@yellowantphil Why destroy your old accounts?
 
@tchrist leave as in, do what you see on my rep graph
it’s all the same account. I just disappear for months or years at a time
 
oh ok.
Mine is much more linear. Unclear why. Cosmic background radiation, I think.
 
that must be it
my cat left his food untouched all day. I just put in more and he ran over to eat it
 
4:12 AM
No, really.
Look at my network graph. I don't do anything to deserve that. It's like compound interest or something.
Hence cosmic background radiation.
 
I don’t know how to pull up those fancy graphs
 
Go to that user profile on any site. Select network user.
Linear.
 
oh, fancy
log logarithmic
 
Somebody tell me to get to work on DD formatting help to motivate me.
 
@bjb568 Eh. Put it off for a while. Go have fun.
 
4:17 AM
GAH NO
 
@bjb568 hop to it. Pay no heed to Andy
 
yay, ok
 
he speaks lies
 
@yellowantphil When the y-axis is 10k marks not 200 marks, it looks linear.
 
maybe piecewise linear
 
4:18 AM
SO is very very smooth. That’s almost all passive rep.
 
nobody reads my old answers. I only answer dumb questions
 
@bjb568 Think about it: What would you rather be doing? Expending effort (which means you have to do things, mind you), or not?
 
because I don’t have enough knowledge to answer non-dumb questions off the top of my head
 
Never stopped anybody.
 
@Doorknob yup, will do it
am doing it
 
4:19 AM
(pay no heed to yellowantphil either. lies, all lies)
@bjb568 oh. Appeal to laziness failed :(
 
are you going to listen to a doorknob? :-o
ants are industrious
 
Where would the world be without my kind?
 
Too much formication.
 
How would you get from place to place with all these doors blocking your path?
 
Neil Gaiman has a story about that.
 
4:21 AM
Also,
They make for excellent plot devices in low budget horror films since it is hard to open them with your hands covered in blood — PlasmaHH May 26 '14 at 10:17
 
@Doorknob they’d always be open. A utopia with nothing but sharing and no government secrets
a world with no walls and fences needs no windows or gates... or doorknobs
 
Neverwhere is the companion novelisation by Neil Gaiman of the television serial Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman and Lenny Henry. The plot and characters are exactly the same as in the series, with the exception that the novel form allowed Gaiman to expand and elaborate on certain elements of the story and restore changes made in the televised version from his original plans. Most notable is the appearance of the Floating Market at Harrods (in the novel) rather than under Battersea power station (the TV series). This is because the management of Harrods changed their minds about proposed filming. The...
 
@Andy whoa, I could put one of those in the entryway to my living room. slightly too hippieish for me though
 
‘How The Marquis Got His Coat Back’ was good.
As YA of course.
 
4:33 AM
not the one I was looking for, but... lots of cats can open doors, apparently
 
cat vid!
 
bjb is busy, so I am spamming you for now
 
Unsolicited Bulk Advertisement? Where is the Prince?
 
Inf? Shog?
 
The Nigerian one.
 
4:38 AM
I only spam cats and unicode. Nigerian cats in need of ₹
that currency symbol doesn’t look too great at that font size
 
> The Queen had nine black cats and one white, her slaves, with whom she conversed, or read their memories, setting them to discover all the dark secrets of the Kingdom, so that she knew those things ‘that men wish most to keep hidden’, setting the white cat to spy upon the black, and tormenting them. No man in the Kingdom dared touch them; all were afraid of them, and cursed when they saw them pass.
> She was one of these people who loathe cats, but cats will jump on them and follow them about — you know how sometimes they pursue people who hate them? I have a friend like that. I’m afraid she took to torturing them for amusement, but she kept some and used them: trained them to go on evil errands by night, to spy on her enemies or terrify them.
So now it’s out there: @BJB568 is a spy for the evil queen. But is he the white cat or one of the nine black ones?
 
im wot
 
vide supra
 
wot
 
4:56 AM
An em is a unit in the field of typography, equal to the currently specified point size. For example, one em in a 16-point typeface is 16 points. Therefore, this unit is the same for all typefaces at a given point size. Typographic measurements using this unit are frequently expressed in decimal notation (e.g., 0.7 em) or as fractions of 100 or 1000 (e.g. 70/100 em or 700/1000 em). The name "em" was originally a reference to the width of the capital "M" in the typeface and size being used, which was often the same as the point size. == History == In metal type, the point size (and hence the em...
Huh, the image is converted to png improperly.
vs
 
5:24 AM
[Trick naming rant] Is this really called Qtax Trick? Qtax's answer refers to PolygeneLubricants's answer as the source. Either way, I think "Self referencing capturing group" is clearer. [/Trick naming rant] [Acknowledgement and respect] Respect to all parties involved, including you Unihedron - great answer! [/Acknowledgement and respect] — Kobi 46 secs ago
OMG IT'S KOBI
 
Does the formatting help look good?
 
moment, cloning
 
Am I asking a meta-meta-meta question now? — bjb568 6 secs ago
Well, while you're looking at it @uni, I'm going to sleep.
 
5:42 AM
Night night!
 
Night!
 
,
 
user259867
6:26 AM
The prediction data at {site}/users/prediction-data used to be for SO only; now it covers other sites too, though differently. Tag view counts are given for SO; for other sites one gets the degree of "interest" in the tag. Still, nice to know.
 
7:06 AM
That's 6 out of 10 unrelated. Even though it's not a great question, it's still pretty busted. It does have clear keywords in it.
 
7:33 AM
20 hours ago, by Unihedron
@rene Shog is right. The close system has a huge flaw, even though it's tiny. Now that SO is growing into a huge site, its tiny problems are surfacing and have to be dealt with in the right options.
tiny problems surfacing into huge problems
 
Dang it ! I just failed this first posts audit, it seems like an acceptable answer to me, even though it is not very good, or am I completely wrong here ? Review banned for 2 days now..
 
It's not an answer. It's just a bit of additional information for an obscure use case - it should had been a comment.
 
7:48 AM
Is it a good audit, though?
 
Is it worth posting an FR to allow tracking tag badge status instead of privileges when <20k?
 
 
2 hours later…
10:29 AM
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because Stack Overflow is not a code-writing service. — Mooseman 12 mins ago
 
 
3 hours later…
1:33 PM
stackoverflow.com/users/3789463/skyboy appears to have created a sockpuppet (who answers his q's) this question was asked in the js room a couple days ago... now chat.stackoverflow.com/transcript/message/22933239#22933239 is in the js room asking the exact same question. :/ coincidence?
 
@rlemon Maybe Flag for mod attention and explain ?
@JanDvorak It's a terrible audit, too fuzzy.
 
I suppose
 
@rlemon, Question is deleted, user suspended, probably not coincidence.. I'd go ahead and tell a mod.
 
@rlemon Being handled.
 
damn
 
1:40 PM
\o/
 
SORRY MODS!
 
I just love how they both answer with the same typo (confrim)
 
2:32 PM
@Unihedron everything is huge in china
 
even firewalls
 
The Great Firewall.
 
With the Great Cannon sitting on top of it
 
Can we close vote this on MSO: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/291497/…
 
2:48 PM
Tavern seems awfully quite without Smokey.
 
Smokey is the soul of the room
 
We have realised that spam will be gone no matter what, and we don't want to stink up the transcript anymore, though
 
user259867
Spammer on Android: all answers are links to the same (new) Youtube video (about rooting generically), which does not address the specifics of a question, and promotes a .com site.
 
@2mkgz flags away...
 
3:31 PM
That was fun
 
!!/alive?
 
@ProgramFOX plz send teh coffee
 
temporarily replacing Smokey with my clone
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL 2008 R2 ERROR ON DATABASE ENGINE by WELLINGTON on dba.stackexchange.com
 
4:02 PM
What is happen?
Tavern is die?
Anyway, did you finish cloning yet @uni?
 
Oh no! I got sidetracked.
 
user259867
I wish there was a way to run Astro's editing script on all posts of a given user. Like this SharePoint user with 911 answers :-/
 
user259867
Every single one has no capitalization, etc.
 
@Unihedron Do I need to make bjbotling repeatedly poke you until you finish so you don't get sidetracked? :p
 
Yay Deputy on Android.SE.
 
4:08 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: javascript: variable defined vs function undefined by Egy Success on stackoverflow.com
 
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Q: What does вот bring to this clause?

CocoPopI saw this on a website, and although I understand the meaning of the sentence, and I know that it would have the same meaning without вот, I'm curious as to what nuance it brings, or perhaps some insight into the speakers impetus to include it and under what conditions. Я равнодушен к холоду...

hehehe
You got it cloned @uni?
 
user259867
I'm going to say this is inappropriate: android.stackexchange.com/a/106708
 
4:28 PM
@2mkgz I've tried to modularize it enough that you could technically copy-paste it into another script and have it work.
I use it in tandem with one of my burnination scripts.
Here's a template for that usage (I haven't updated it in a while, so YMMV): github.com/AstroCB/Stack-Exchange-Editor-Toolkit/blob/master/…
 
user259867
What is wrong with this picture? (Hint: no need to click through)
 
user259867
0
Q: I am iphone user

DianaWhen mute group..did it still labelled as delivered in info messages ?

2
 
user259867
@AstroCB Thanks. This was mostly wishful thinking on my part: on sites other than SO batch-editing is a concern, especially if done by a <2K.
 
user259867
4:47 PM
need help with witch books i should buy... Is there an SE site about black magic? That would be bad for Smokey..
 
Right - suggested edits.
 
Uni is die?
 
@bjb568 no, he's sleeping
 
wow
Ok, then you test it @programfox
 
will do
 
4:51 PM
or look at it, it probably won't break
 
~_~ zZZz sleeping 26%
 
@bjb568 What to test exactly? (I'm already on a fresh clone)
 
formatting help
/formatting
 
Should cite a have normal font weight?
 
4:59 PM
Where?
 
<blockquote xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
		<p>All giraffes are giraffes<sup class="reference" title="By an inductive argument described on page 144">[1]</sup>.</p>
		<div><sup class="reference-list">1</sup> Chapter 2 of <cite><a href="http://example.com">example document</a></cite>.</div>
	</blockquote>
In the bottom of the formatting help, the cite a is bold italic, which might be too much.
 
true
why are links bold, anyway?
 
They are important.
 
True, but the difference between bold and link is now totally not visible.
 
I guess I could make it underline instead.
Will fiddle with that after eating dumplings
 
5:04 PM
aside from that, it looks ok
 
5:23 PM
 
@bjb568 I must admit that my knowledge of the topic is cursory at best. Adding infinitesimals loses you a number of properties of the reals, like being archimedean and complete. In my mind though the biggest issues is that actually properly formalizing infinitesimals always seemed extremely hard and it seemed to me that while some things end up being easier for students they end up completely confused in the end because they miss a lot of the nuances of the theory they work in. That might just be my own problem since my understanding isn't good enough. — DRF 44 mins ago
meh, infinitesimals make perfect sense to me
@ProgramFOX What color should anchors be?
Should it have a different :visited color?
 
@bjb568 Something gray/black-ish.
but with enough contrast to the background
 
How's #000? Too plain?
 
sounds good
 
There really should be a CSS sector for any h-element, typing it out is horrible
 
yes
> Once you've had DICSS, you won't settle for LESS.
Less devs should have known that all these less jokes would be made…
> Nobody will judge you for what you do with your DICSS.
If that c is pronounced hard…
 
> DICSS-Pics (DICSS plugin for working with images)
@Unihedron oh, well there you go
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Invariant subspaces in a Hilbert space by mona on math.stackexchange.com
 
5:55 PM
#nav a, h1 a, h2 a, h3 a, h4 a, h5 a, h6 a { text-decoration: none }
a, .ctrl {
	color: #000;
	transition: color .1s;
	cursor: pointer;
}
a:visited { color: #444 }
a:hover, .ctrl:hover { color: #15f }
a:active, .ctrl:active { color: #02d }
a.blk {
	color: #000;
	font-weight: bold;
}
a.blk:hover, a.blk:active { background: rgba(255, 255, 255, .2) }
a.blk:active { color: #00f }
.c-sig a, .ctrls a { text-decoration: none }
This looks better.
 
user259867
@FOX9000 rolled back
 
6:18 PM
Blech, I've spent all weekend refactoring this ridiculous application pulling site-specific hacks out into dynamic plugins, proving once again that haste makes waste. What a nightmare.
 
yuk
 
Well not all weekend. I did spend a few minutes doing more important things like making animate GIFs of dancing glasses of milk.
 
6:42 PM
@programfox github.com/bjb568/DevDoodle/pull/196 made the changes
 
@bjb568 k, will check tomorrow, have to go now
 
k
 
So I also cannot keep running my Smokey clone. We'll have to wait for @Undo.
cya!
 
and you're back!
 
!!/alive?
!!/alive
Okay, I'm now running a Smokey clone. :P
 
6:57 PM
We're doomed! A moderator support my ridiculous feature request: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/291502/…
 
Ha.
 
@rene I'm not sure that question should have been closed... look at rev 2: stackoverflow.com/revisions/29715508/2
eh, I dunno.
 
yeah, that ^^
I'm happy to get it reopened if someone explains how it is not working among all those php mumbo jumbo
 
7:36 PM
I hate you, Windows Vista.
3
I'll upgrade you soon enough.
 
@hichris123 What did it do to you now?
 
I just discovered Eric Whitacre. Gets a +1 from me.
 
@Undo Just everything. I'm afraid to update it as Windows Updates broke it last time; Chrome doesn't want to use GPU acceleration & DirectWrite; it's slow...
Vista reminds me...
I walked into a fairly large computer store recently. Their kiosks were all still on XP.
Wow, Vista is down to 2% market share.
 
yay
still awful tho
 
@hichris123 Better than '95, like a lot of stores around here use
 
7:42 PM
10.10 only has 3.5% market share. :P
 
@hichris123 Why not get a mac?
 
@Undo Ouch. We're getting rid of our 95 computer finally.
 
Is there a name for this kind of tree?
 
Nested lists?
Looks like nested <ul>'s
 
yeah
 
7:43 PM
@bjb568 'cause this machine still works? It has a Q6600 -- one of the first quad core desktop CPUs.
 
I mean a tree structure where everything has one child except the rightmost one which has 2.
@hichris123 Don't you want something that's easier to use and doesn't need unborking?
 
@bjb568 Nah. Besides, we have other computers... including a new one we just built. :P
 
waste. of. time.
 
Nah, I can build Chrome in 90 minutes now.
 
Sounds kinda tedious.
 
7:46 PM
All for much much less than the price of a Mac.
@Undo It was actually really fun.
Just have to make sure you don't break anything. :P
 
Building Chrome?
 
Oh, nope, building a computer.
 
Oh, yeah. I'd like to build a machine sometime and put Ubuntu Desktop on it
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Changing plugs on Kenmore dryers by Thomas Gibb on diy.stackexchange.com
 
Building Chrome on the other hand... it's not super tedious... since I have it all set up, all I do now is ninja -C out/Release chrome.
 
7:49 PM
remembers the days of good ol' ./configure && make
 
Ugh.
GYP is so much better than makefiles.
 
in JavaScript on Stack Overflow Chat, 1 min ago, by Jan Dvorak
Kitteh flagging 6 days old messages? How low of him.
 
I flagged invalid...
 
@JanDvorak What?
I just flagged your message here.
Making blind flagging accusations and cross-posting them everywhere is not appropriate.
Be nice.
 
Tell me it wasn't you...
 
7:56 PM
Need a vocabulary check. What’s this:
 
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Q: HTML5 / jQuery "T-Shirt Designer"

MarvinI'm looking for a way to create a online design generator like the common t-shirt designers from spreadshirt etc. But there is something special on it: I have two shapes. Every shape has some cutouts, like holes and so on. Now the user should upload an image and put it via drag'n'drop onto the...

 
@tchrist reddish
big
 
@bjb568 The kind you make wasabi out of?
 
lobster?
 
@tchrist fisherman
 
7:58 PM
Well, that’s my question.
@rene No, I meant his fish.
 
Apparently they can grow quite large.
 
@tchrist shrimp?
 
!xkcd find lobster
 
7:59 PM
...
 
Uh.
@xkcdBot delete
 
 
"This is how I feel about @xkcdBot"
 
@xkcdBot delete
 
Could @InfiniteRecursion kick XKCDbot, please
 
7:59 PM
@rene What an oxymoron! :)
 
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