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1:56 AM
What do you both have to say about the Welbogcare website?
 
 
12 hours later…
2:02 PM
It works excellently. Every link to a Youtube video of different people being stabbed, tailored to the specific needs of each illness.
Have sniffles? Stab Atwood.
Lost a limb? Dismembered unfavoured presidents.
Depression? Crush the rich with trucks.
 

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